[QUOTE]
i thought meth was for the cleaning enthusiast
[/QUOTE]that would be housewives

and hitler who cleaned up europe

[QUOTE]that would be housewives[/QUOTE]

touche

[QUOTE]and hitler who cleaned up europe[/QUOTE]

lol

Hitler's personal physician, Theodor Morell, pumped him full of meth and had him taking 28 pills a day.

i remember he was pretty coked up at the same time too

napoleon and his army apparently smoked weed constantly

umm

aha

what im not making this up

[QUOTE]In 1800 Napoleon's army, returning from Egypt, introduces cannabis (hashish, marijuana) into France. Avant-garde artists and writers in Paris develop their own cannabis ritual, leading, in 1844, to the establishment of Le Club des Haschischins. [/QUOTE]

Peace be with you, Alex.

and also with you

may the leaf be with you alex

hey its 8:20 lets get twice as high

got a drug test tomorrow

theoretically i'll pass it but idk its only been a few weeks since i last smoked

you should be ok then if you haven't in a few weeks. good luck bro

i passed my last test a couple weeks ago even tho i'd smoked like two days before, i blew like $50 on detox drinks

its a real toss up but i should definitely pass if i drink a fuckton of water and piss clear

i've gotten called back for multiple tests cause my piss was so diluted from copious amounts of water

i have to pay like $200 up front every few months for blocks of testing and then call a number everyday to see if i have a random test that day

since like mid 2010

Never had to do a piss test, new boss didn't even mention it.

last two years of life have pretty much been piss tests and stephen king books

King is an alright dude.

the one time i had to do a piss test i got stage fright

Had to pee in a cup for a yearly physical. Totally didn't hear her say "put the sample in the little door in the bathroom" which is connected to the lab they have on sight.


Walked out, without shoes, with my hand cupped over it in front of everyone and asked her what to do with it

had one drug test where they took the temperature to make sure I didn't bring a bag of piss with me or something like that

speaking of, apparently have a drug test before I start work but haven't been given any info about it yet

Don't crush any ZOGs 24 hours before the test. They'll know.

I've had friends take piss tests before getting hired and definitely would have tested positive for weed but got the jobs anyway, Seattle rules.

dealing with big companies is annoying, they don't tell you crap up until the absolute last minute

Do you have anything to be concerned about?

nope, just would like to get it done with or at least know when it needs to be done by

plus there's other forms I need to do and it's hard to get a hold of anyone to ask about them etc

i doubt most companies care that much about weed in your system unless its an obnoxious amount/your going to be a pilot or something. they probably mostly care about drugs that people will steal shit and sell it for money to support their habits

i am completely talking out of my ass though

i smoked the day before a piss test at a job before, they didnt even mention it