And he was accusing me drinking his whiskey, when his girlfriend was just asking me for some whiskey (I just got a bottle) wtf? Is he that stupid? Clearly his girlfriend probably had a few shots.

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exploding in my mouth right now

those are good

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o fuk

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17990923]I have no clue, but he was freaking out on me how I don't respect my parents and how me and my friends keep waking him up, so I was like: dude, you have people over smoking heroin, you sell weed and pills out of our parents house, you grow weed in your bedroom against their will, and you steal from our parents all the time, you are a pathetic junkie and have no room to criticize me for **** that's made up.

He got pretty baw, I win.[/QUOTE]
lol my parents dont mind my brother growing pot (dad did it in his university dorm and knows my brother is gonna **** it up)

but id kill him if he ever tried to sell anything from home
stupidest dealing move ever

pepper jack cheez its were just a twisted fantasy of mine and then i found out
they were
real

its like

do they want me to buy 7 boxes of them next time i'm in the market

ofc

ron

silly billy

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pepper jack

vs

cheddar jack

lol dudes just laxin'

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17990931]lol my parents dont mind my brother growing pot (dad did it in his university dorm and knows my brother is gonna **** it up)

but id kill him if he ever tried to sell anything from home
stupidest dealing move ever[/QUOTE]

My parents are like, very oldschool and straight laced, they do NOT like him growing here, but they're sick of him trying to hide grow set ups in random closets throughout the house and hoping nobody will stumble across them, so they made him get a cabinet that he can lock so they don't have to deal with it.

it's like my mouth is sri lanka and everyone is drowning in a cheese tsunami

:lol:

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17990948]My parents are like, very oldschool and straight laced, they do NOT like him growing here, but they're sick of him trying to hide grow set ups in random closets throughout the house and hoping nobody will stumble across them, so they made him get a cabinet that he can lock so they don't have to deal with it.[/QUOTE]
my bros got his plants in the sunroom on the side of the house

canada

Cheezing your brains out.

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17990951]my bros got his plants in the sunroom on the side of the house

canada[/QUOTE]

My parents were born in the '40s.

Yeah.

my 40s were born in the parents

Wish I'd decided to deal weed up in newcaslte out of my room.

I'd have made a killing.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17990956]My parents were born in the '40s.

Yeah.[/QUOTE]
holy **** your parents are old

mine were born in the 60's

my mom was born in 59, dunno when my stepdad was born, i think in the early 50s

elim quote on fb uh oh internet may explode

lol

i 'liked' that

Christ my parents are quite young then, my mam was born in the 70's and my dad in the mid 60's.

They're pretty liberal when it comes to most stuff, dad's never been bothered about me smoking weed, doesn't want it ever in the house though. Plus he is the most elite drinker known to man, puts me to shame every time we go for a pint together.

[QUOTE=Deth;17990966]elim quote on fb uh oh internet may explode[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, but that is really one of the funniest things I've ever read. :o

my parents are very liberal in general, but theyre very opposed to any sort of drugs and very very opposed to cigarettes. theyre ok with me drinking just dont generally like to know the details

My parents assume I drink like I used to, and now I know ****ing why. ****ing fag making **** up about me.

He was telling my mom she should kick me out today. :rolleyes:

wtfs

IDK he's crazy. The closest thing I can think of to having 8 people over loudly drinking was last Thursday night. Two of my friends and the one kid's girlfriend came over for like an hour, and we drank a six pack between the three of us, and my friend's girlfriend had a Smirnoff Ice.

dam that shits crazy you better slow down or next thing you know you'll be performing abortions in the house!

I drink my 2 Molson's responsuhly ya doofus.

oh molson? sorry thought this was amurica where we drink amurican beer

goin 2 work, peace bros

So two days ago, I did what mappy should do.

I bought an 89 mazda 626 for 300 bucks, basically because i want to drive two hours to see whitechapel and cattle decapitation.

Hahahahahahah, that's awesome.

I don't work enough to buy my own car, and my parent's let me use their Contour sometimes if they're not being weird.
[QUOTE=iarescientists;17991038]oh molson? sorry thought this was amurica where we drink amurican beer[/QUOTE]

Pfff Canada's a part of America ya turkey!

lol yes. I found the car, and was like F UCK YES. So tonight Im driving to the show lol. I work about 30 hours a week, but I graduate next week and I'm moving back to a full 40 hours a week. And, next week I'm also moving into my own place, I'm ****ing set.

i saw a turkey today when i was driving

those birds are so ****ing ugly when they're not in your stomach

Turkey's are silly, meat in general is gross, etc.

The one time me and my friends were in the local parkway, tripping on mushrooms, and a wild turkey flew out of a tree top directly above us, and then a squadron of biker cops rode by. Top 5 funniest moments of my life.
[QUOTE=landonius;17991052]lol yes. I found the car, and was like F UCK YES. So tonight Im driving to the show lol. I work about 30 hours a week, but I graduate next week and I'm moving back to a full 40 hours a week. And, next week I'm also moving into my own place, I'm ****ing set.[/QUOTE]

Holy **** man. Good times. Mad glad for u.

wish i had some food

my stomach is so lonely

I'm gonna go out for a ciggggggggg