She'll clench everything up if she struggles, that makes things tighter.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15576215]I'd plastic bag it. More chance of her suffocating.[/QUOTE]

That's a pretty weird sexual fantasy.

Who said it was sexual?

C'est tout sex.

I think he was talking about me.

killin chicks is hot

I think Tyler is an assassin.

Is he the [I]Grosse Point Blank[/I] type or the [I]Leon[/I] type, though?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15576249]Who said it was sexual?[/QUOTE]
It was at least sexy.

[QUOTE=Riva;15576339]Is he the [I]Grosse Point Blank[/I] type or the [I]Leon[/I] type, though?[/QUOTE]

The really flexible female type.

I'm glad we are back to heterosexual conversations today, even if they are pretty messed up.

[QUOTE=Monticello;15576402]The really flexible female type.[/QUOTE]

Like Jennifer Garner?

Or that girl who did [I]Aeon Flux[/I], was that Scarlett Johannson?

Mmmmm, Scarlett Johannson.

The things I would do to her...

[QUOTE=Riva;15576424]Mmmmm, Scarlett Johannson.[/QUOTE]

:smash::smash::smash:

[QUOTE=Lunch;15576428]The things I would do to her...[/QUOTE]

This.

She is in fact the best looking celebrity/female i've ever seen. Anyone who disagrees can fu[I]c[/I]k off and die die die.

What about Oli Sykes?

Hayley Williams is still cuter.

I still think Angelina Jolie is fugly as ****.

Hayley Williams? no f[size=2]u[/size]ckin way.

austin has fu[COLOR="DimGray"]c[/COLOR]king horrible taste more at 11

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15576437]Hayley Williams is still cuter.[/QUOTE]

She's cute yeah, but no Scarlett.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15576441]I still think Angelina Jolie is fugly as ****.[/QUOTE]

You suck, Austin, you really suck.

She looks like an actual monkey.

breaking news austin stoops to new low

watch for our follow up story at the top of the hour

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[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15576468]She looks like an actual monkey.[/QUOTE]

Yes, full lips are highly unattractive. OF COURSE.

Angelina kinda looks too trampy.

Jessica Alba and Keira Knightly are both slightly more attractive than Scarlett IMO

You kids today, always following trends.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15576473]Angelina kinda looks too trampy.

Jessica Alba and Keira Knightly are both slightly more attractive than Scarlett IMO[/QUOTE]

I've came around to liking Alba. Keira has an amazing face but is wayyyyyyyyy too skinny.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15576482]I've came around to liking Alba. Keira has an amazing face but is wayyyyyyyyy too skinny.[/QUOTE]

Kiera's face is all you look at anyways. She kinda ruined Pride & Prejudice because of that =(.

Natalie Portman, guys. Natalie Portman.

Yeah. She was incredibly hot in V for Vendetta.

AND SHE WASN'T HOT IN THE PROFESSIONAL, JELLE, YOU SICK BASTARD.

You liked Natalie because of "Leon (The Professional)" dont you.

BEATEN TO IT

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15576473]Angelina kinda looks too trampy.

Jessica Alba and Keira Knightly are both slightly more attractive than Scarlett IMO[/QUOTE]

Jessica Alba > Keira Knightly (with an extra 10kg) > Scarlett

THUS IT WAS WRITTEN AND THUS IT SHALL BE

lol Jelle likes little girls

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15576493]Yeah. She was incredibly hot in V for Vendetta.

AND SHE WASN'T HOT IN THE PROFESSIONAL, JELLE, YOU SICK BASTARD.[/QUOTE]

She was hot in both OK.

Let's say she was [I]cute[/I] in Léon. That's my final offer.

Natalie was hot as hell in Leon.

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And the only good [I]Pride and Prejudice[/I] is the BBC mini-series, starring Colin Firth. The newer version is just some trend-hopping attempt at making Jane Austen cool for stupid American filth god I hate the US so much.

Someone post that "come play with us" picture of Jelle. :lol:

That was of his hypothetical children.

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I liked the new Pride and Prejudice.

I like Natalie Portman.

I also like Keira Knightley.

Finally, I like Juno Reactor.

girl jelle to the right is hawt

Screw you guys. :p

Don't even tell me none of you would like to put their wand in Emma Watson. (for example)