where should i start with Acid Mother's Temple

Crystal Rainbow Pyramid

okay

AMT rule.

yes they do

Pass that jenkem over here, brah.

Jim Jones of Pere Ubu just died :(

ballin

Jim Jones of Pere Ubu led a group of people who believed they were members of a church called the "Peoples' Temple" to commit suicide with cyanide-flavored Kool-Aid.

I played pool for the first time in ages. I played alright except I raped myself and potted the white ball when I went to pot the black at least 3 times.

my 19 year old best friends wife is pregnant

no you didnt misread that

wait wait wait, your 19 year old wife's best friend is pregnant?

Congratulations I guess.

The dude who lives with me went to an 18 year old's wedding a few weeks ago. Bizarre.

how come the only people i ever see getting married/having kids waaaay too early are also wiggers? whenever i worked in a supermarket, the single teen dads coming in with WIC checks always wore oversized shirts and South Pole sweatpants. and they ALWAYS had facial hair, either a goatee or a badly grown mustache. why is that a stereotype for people who have nothing in common other than not using a rubber?

Man I finally tried weed for the first time today, it tasted like a bag of piss. It didn't exactly do much either, I was most upset. :(

has anyone ever seen the Butthole Surfers short film with Alex Winter (from Bill and Ted) in it? its demented

Oddly enough, I had my first cigarette yesterday. I enjoyed smoking a cigar, but the cigarette, not so much.

i smoke cigars occasionally

i once took up cigarettes while drunk for fun though i dont remember how it was so i guess thats good maybe

a cigarette can instantly make you feel like 2x drunk

pretty sweet and you dont care that its stinky and bad when youre drunk

makes your fingers smell like you fingered someones asshole

yea and for a longg time too like you can still taste it on your breath and smell it on your fingers the next day

Can someone send me The Drones - Here Come the Lies?

I'll love you forever.

[quote=A Dead Modernist;16005553]makes your fingers smell like you fingered someones asshole[/quote]

Pretty much.

[QUOTE=Interstate;16005323]Man I finally tried weed for the first time today, it tasted like a bag of piss. It didn't exactly do much either, I was most upset. :([/QUOTE]

Hah. You're doing it wrong. Also, the first time you take any drug, since you don't know exactly what signs to look for to indicate it's working, it's hard to pick up on those signs without repeating the experience.

I bought some dank nugs today.

I will not have money to buy drugs any time soon.

I bought a shirt from urban outfitters the other day. I feel so dirty

[QUOTE=Interstate;16005323]Man I finally tried weed for the first time today, it tasted like a bag of piss. It didn't exactly do much either, I was most upset. :([/QUOTE]
After a couple times you'll get that feeling you're looking for. Just lean back and soak it all in. In fact, I'll take a hit in honor of your future second.

asymm