I remember this game called Turok.

It was supposed to involve the slaying of prehistoric creatures;
when in fact the whole game was just a man in a loin clothe walking around in an enveloping dense fog.

That was a disappointment.

Not to mention a turn-on.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16369101]I remember this game called Turok.

It was supposed to involve the slaying of prehistoric creatures;
when in fact the whole game was just a man in a loin clothe walking around in an enveloping dense fog.

That was a disappointment.[/QUOTE]

except some levels were in the past, some were in the present, and some were in the future...

I didn't get that far
I couldn't get out of the fog so I just stopped playing.

And there was a wild boar and a bridge and that's all I remember.

It reminded me of this really bad-quality Jurassic Park game that came after the first movie. Like, really bad quality, like, completely cash-in on the movie franchise.

the new indiana jones was bad :(

really?
i was really hoping it wasnt going to be bad
that bums me out for sure :(

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;16369115]It reminded me of this really bad-quality Jurassic Park game that came after the first movie. Like, really bad quality, like, completely cash-in on the movie franchise.[/QUOTE]

but it wasnt at all like that

just a couple of levels involved prehistoric-dinosauric-erotisauric settings

I don't know why I'm even curious, but
what did the other levels involve?

[QUOTE=bunit9488;16369117]really?
i was really hoping it wasnt going to be bad
that bums me out for sure :([/QUOTE]

I dont know man, a lot of people liked the movie. I didn't enjoyed it very much, and I'm a massive fan. I think that's the problem, though, it was wayyyyy over the top, i know its indiana jones, but come on!

I would give the movie a 5 out of 10.

monkeys, tree-top villages, dudes with gats, robots with lasers & a river banked by mettle etc.

Not the 64 version, though, huh?

Wow, awful night. My friend bails as we're all going into the club but his cousin comes in. Turns out the bar really, really sucks. But I can't leave, because his cousin cant get home (to my friend's place, we live near each other). So I spent most of the night drinking by myself, not wanting to dance with a bunch of european dudes (it was a horrible bar), and then when we try to leave, his cousin decides to pick fights. On our walk to the Subway she verbally abused a dozen people, tried to pee on the street, tried to steal a padlocked bike. Oh, but the best part? She punched a random guy in the face. And of course, me, being the guy, I had to settle it. FUN!

n64 version yeah

just turok not turok 2

im a total video game nerd lol

edit: tyler, i seriously lol'ed at "she punched a dude in the face"

I lol'd too, because the guy she clocked was a Scottish tourist. He was really unimpressed. I seriously broke up at least four fights, the girl is crazy.

[QUOTE=Txus;16369129]I dont know man, a lot of people liked the movie. I didn't enjoyed it very much, and I'm a massive fan. I think that's the problem, though, it was wayyyyy over the top, i know its indiana jones, but come on!

I would give the movie a 5 out of 10.[/QUOTE]

that might be a reason why
but im not sure, ill probably still go see it
i heard one other person say they didnt like it either, so who knows...

Sounds like a pretty positive experience, in my opinion. Maybe a 6 out of 10.

But then again I wasn't there.

Tyler's night it is I'm referring to.

I have to vent for a second.

I now appreciate moderators more than ever. Last year, I was made one for a magicians' forum. You would not believe the sheer volume of hate mail I've been recieving! Free speech this, nazi that. I've been compared to Joseph Stalin, George W Bush, and Criss Angel (not in a good way). I've had private correspondence posted in public by vindictive individuals, been petitioned to have my title taken away several times, and am now becoming the poster-boy for hatred directed at that particular website (mostly by people I banned for breaking the rules).

I never realized this job was so much like babysitting.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16369149]I lol'd too, because the guy she clocked was a Scottish tourist. He was really unimpressed. I seriously broke up at least four fights, the girl is crazy.[/QUOTE]

lol wow that sucks dude :/

It was a horrible night. And because I spent so much time drinking alone (I was on a couch. People kept refiling my beer, of course I was going to keep doing it) a bunch of HILARIOUS guys tried to poke fun at me. My favourite was:

"do you have a girlfriend"
I said no.
"When's the last time you had a girlfriend"
I said a while ago
"Do you still get sad on your anniversary"

LOLOL HILARIOUS. I'M NOT HAVING FUN AT A SHITTY FRAT BAR I MUST BE SAD ABOUT A BREAK UP LOL.

what dicks

Whatever, their girlfriends were hideous and the two dudes were totally in love with each other. I don't mind being the victim if it'll bring two closeted hearts together.

:lol: good way to look at it

lol you shouldve told them you were gay

Yeah I didn't care, I was getting free (albeit flat and watered down) beer all night. I would have rather left, but I'm not a prick and I had to make sure my friend's cousin got home alright because she's from out of town/insane. So whatever, I left knowing that I got drunk but only spent 10 dollars, and I got to watch a 5'1 blonde girl punch a giant scottish guy in the face.

[QUOTE]lol you shouldve told them you were gay[/QUOTE]
Nah, that wouldn't have gone over well around a bunch of homophobic, crotch-grabbing frat-jocks.

[QUOTE]and I got to watch a 5'1 blonde girl punch a giant scottish guy in the face.[/QUOTE]

:lol: i would've paid to see that

This is shamefully irrelevant, but Wikipedia articles about pornography in Japanese culture are so interesting.

[QUOTE]Anyways I'm going to pass out now, my buzz has almost totally worn off and now i'm just exhausted.

Poce thread.[/QUOTE]:wave:

Anyways I'm going to pass out now, my buzz has almost totally worn off and now i'm just exhausted.

Poce thread.

have a better night man

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16369186]Yeah I didn't care, I was getting free (albeit flat and watered down) beer all night.[/quote]

That's a good thing? Drinking flat, watery beer is like pancakes without syrup. What's the point?

[quote]Nah, that wouldn't have gone over well around a bunch of homophobic, crotch-grabbing frat-jocks.[/QUOTE]

I think frat boys are the only ones who aren't cognizant of the correllation between homoerotica and their little house parties.