As long as some social conservative dick wad doesn't win I'm chill.

Ben hates gays and minorities.

You bet your spic a[size="2"]s[/size]s.

hi



MY DOG JUST TYPED THAT

My dog got his balls removed 3 days ago.

Matt is your dog a genius?

[QUOTE=cobert;14066040]Oh. You should probably read [i]Less Than Zero[/i] because its great.[/QUOTE]
Cool i will.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;14066326]Matt is your dog a genius?[/QUOTE]

i helped

Matt it's rather obvious that your dog's intellect is far in excess of your own so I would much rather speak with it than yourself.

he's not here at the moment unfortunately :(

In these 24 hours we stretched into
a room filled with heart and soul
This is the way
Step inside and march in the procession of empty hearts
ISOLAAAAATION!!!!

Guys how much does Thursday rule?

not as much as assfactor 4

i fell in love with a webcam girl what do i do :(

pay the five dollar monthly fee and jack off and pity yourself.

its $2 a min i cant afford that i love her though and i cant live without her any longer

kill yourself i guess considering your life is f'ucked

or

find her email and send her praise and joy

hahaha

[QUOTE=Matt?;14066538]kill yourself i guess considering your life is f'ucked

or

find her email and send her praise and joy[/QUOTE]

i tryed to get all the info i could but i didnt get much because she goes by "cunilingus494" or something like that. i discovered you have to be a "top member" get get 1 email a day from her

Jump off a bridge.

Cobabe you know that Thursday rule.

HEART IN A BLENDER
WATCH IT BE GROUND INTO A BEAUTIFUL OBLIVION
RENDEZVOUS THEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU

Guys how much does Eve 6 rule?

As long as this dude is not elected I'm happy: [url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070120/ap_on_el_pr/brownback2008[/url]

[QUOTE=DFelon204409;14066785]Because I want to restart and have a new family in the white house, ya know?

Untrue. Most of us here are white so being screwed applies to us differently.

I highly doubt this statement. He's so lucky that whole impeachment thing was at the end of his stay. Otherwise he wouldn't have established all of his programs. In general, I feel like just because we've been sandwiched by the Bushes for so long that people like romanticize Clinton's value as being a not terrible president. He's still a terrible person.[/QUOTE]

so everyone that has an affair is a terrible person?

I'm gonna go with Dfel on this one, Clinton was a good president, but yeah he was a complete misogynistic womanizer.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;14066718]Jump off a bridge.

Cobabe you know that Thursday rule.

HEART IN A BLENDER
WATCH IT BE GROUND INTO A BEAUTIFUL OBLIVION
RENDEZVOUS THEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU

Guys how much does Eve 6 rule?[/QUOTE]

How about this one:

HERES TO THE NIGHTS WE FELT ALIVE
HERES TO THE TEARS YOU KNEW YOU'D CRY

[QUOTE=symmetrix;14066511]i fell in love with a webcam girl what do i do :([/QUOTE]

I liked a girl I was talking to on the 'ol cam once, then I met her and turned out to be the worst decision ever:amaze:


Yes she turned out to be hideous in reality!

Some dude in Korea killed himself after meeting a girl he fell in love with on the internet.

I met Skrunnch on the internet.

The internet is responsible for a fair few suicides. Especailly in online games I.E runescape etc. I also heard that someone actually had to go to rehab so they could stop playing World of warcraft. Abit extreme IMO

Compared with UK politics both the Dems and the Republicans are pretty right wing, futher right than the Conservatives.

there is almost zero chance of me ever voting for hillary clinton. this rules: [url]http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/crossed.asp[/url]

and you can't put bush 41 and 43 into the same category. 41 was a decorated world war II aviator, ambassador to the un, congressman, vice president, and head of the cia. he focused on a multilateral approach to foreign policy and was willing to suffer the political costs of raising taxes to fight a deficit.

i wish lieberman would run and win in 08. too bad he can't get past the far left-dominated democratic primaries.

writing two cool guitar parts in one day apreesh

also the crossed fingers thing does rule.

I saw that crossed fingers thing before, its pretty funny.

I wrote 4 near-complete sets of lyrics yesterday, mostly about how much of a fu[size=2]c[/size]king ghetto this place is.

[QUOTE=symmetrix;14066511]i fell in love with a webcam girl what do i do :([/QUOTE]

It's cool. I fell in love with Sam from Garden State (Natalie Portman's character).

Honestly, if I could marry her, I would.

[QUOTE=I0Played0Bass;14072046]It's cool. I fell in love with Sam from Garden State (Natalie Portman's character).

Honestly, if I could marry her, I would.[/QUOTE]

Same.

Have you seen her in Closer? Da[I]m[/I]n.

Yeah.

Natalie Portman is just the perfect woman.

Agreed.

What about her character in Star Wars Episode's 1-3?

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM;14073032]What about her character in Star Wars Episode's 1-3?[/QUOTE]

Why you gotta mention that? She looks like a phreak, it ruins her looks when you think of star wars. It ruins any girls looks when they are in star wars.
Except that one bitch, with the donuts on her ears. :thumb:
Edit: Princess Leia. Thats the name. Watch her when she's with slug guy.

Yeah hahaha I dig that part so much in episode 6 when she's all chained up and s'hit.

To the Clinton debate, I think a bumper sticker I saw put it best:

"No one lied when Clinton died"

I'd rather have a President who balanced the budget, stimulated the economy and had a decisive foreign policy get a blowjob and lie about it, then some war hungry conservative idiot who lies and puts our troops in harm's way for oil.

eh, im not really a natalie portman fan