[QUOTE=Refl]I say we find the angriest midget possible and cast him as Maynard.[/QUOTE]

/hands out spears and nets.

/lurks in the long grass.

/hears sound of midget herd.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]/hands out spears and nets.

/lurks in the long grass.

/hears sound of midget herd.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

I love Tool and all but Maynard annoys me if i look at him, dancing around in his pants and all.

John Stamos as himself.

(Guest appearance on new record! There pullin' a Beach Boys!)

I think we should negotiate the director

Tim Burton

[QUOTE=Kage]I think we should negotiate the director[/QUOTE]

I think we should negotiate your face :angry:


Did I pass insult 101 sir?

I think we should negotiate Kages new avatar. I hardly notice it.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]I think we should negotiate your face :angry:


Did I pass insult 101 sir?[/QUOTE]


Flying colours.

Well, if you do negotiate it, it will unlock clues as to who the director should be

Jackie Chan would kick [I]a[/I]ss as Maynard... I meen who else could perform that flip of the fan on stage like that...

Oh yes. Just so you know the mods are cracking down on double posts.

I already got neg repped for doing that.

[QUOTE=Darkness Of Greed]Jackie Chan would kick [I]a[/I]ss as Maynard... I meen who else could perform that flip of the fan on stage like that...[/QUOTE]


/puts forward angry midget argument again

[QUOTE=Moses]Oh yes. Just so you know the mods are cracking down on double posts.

I already got neg repped for doing that.[/QUOTE]
Edit: nevermind... I have -14 lol

I just read the posts on the movie...that's some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.

My absence today was due largely in part to the assembly of a bookshelf.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Jackie Chan as Maynard? Worst. Movie. Evar.

Someone cryptic and cool should be Maynard. Someone like Edward Norton.[/QUOTE]


Thats the one or some other bald guy dammit I forget his name.

Roger Waters should direct, look at the wall.

You've got to be kidding me...I don't think he even directed that. Besides, the Wall wasn't even directed all that well.

Kage you keep killing the thread like Moses use to do...

Technically, it's not Kage, it's the Kage that exists solely in the dream sequences.

/end Lynch.

What...?

Kage killed my YSI too I bet. Hence my thread dying

For those interested, more vinyl news for those collective members (cough*fan boys*cough)

Yeah I saw that... I wish I could get one... though I'm not a fanboy. :p

Anyone ever send random e-mails to Blair just out of anger? I send some completely random one like a week ago saying "The Tool album comes out in October so update the site". Basically the only reason I sent it was so he can give some type of information out about the album. He replies with this:

"I'm pretty sure I'll know when it comes out, and it won't be October, What
makes you think that you or any other source would know more than the band,
their manager, and those writing for the band's official website? We'll post
the release date when there is one, but as of yet, there isn't, probably
because they're still recording! ~ BMB"

So than I apologize even though I'm just ****ing with him the whole time. I than ask why he keeps talking about sausages during the recording and what •••-••--•-- means. He responds with this:

"It was my way of giving those interested the name of the engineer/producer
of the CD that's being recorded... a certain Joe... without mentioning his
full name (while the contract was still being negociated). No problems about
the wrong release date, but trust me when I say that the guys are working
hard and I will keep posting any info that I can, including, of course, a
release date.

Kind regards,
BMB"

I'm not even sure if he was referring to the sausage talk or what •••-••--•-- means.

awww hes not so evil

[QUOTE=satchforever]Anyone ever send random e-mails to Blair just out of anger? I send some completely random one like a week ago saying "The Tool album comes out in October so update the site". Basically the only reason I sent it was so he can give some type of information out about the album. He replies with this:

"I'm pretty sure I'll know when it comes out, and it won't be October, What
makes you think that you or any other source would know more than the band,
their manager, and those writing for the band's official website? We'll post
the release date when there is one, but as of yet, there isn't, probably
because they're still recording! ~ BMB"

So than I apologize even though I'm just ****ing with him the whole time. I than ask why he keeps talking about sausages during the recording and what •••-••--•-- means. He responds with this:

"It was my way of giving those interested the name of the engineer/producer
of the CD that's being recorded... a certain Joe... without mentioning his
full name (while the contract was still being negociated). No problems about
the wrong release date, but trust me when I say that the guys are working
hard and I will keep posting any info that I can, including, of course, a
release date.

Kind regards,
BMB"

I'm not even sure if he was referring to the sausage talk or what •••-••--•-- means.[/QUOTE]

He seems to be getting on your goodside there.

The other day i planned on remixing the lyrics to eminem by stan, to try and get across how much he annoys the tool fanbase. But then i realised i could do less lame stuff :)

eminem disses at tool?

I think Rob was trying to be creative with lyrics and editing.
Does Eminem ever say Blair in a song?

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]
Does Eminem ever say Blair in a song?[/QUOTE]

Probably, Eminem 'cusses' most people. His later stuff is just whining about how much he loves his daughter and how he hates the popular world.

He'll never get back to his old sh!t...