ive been sulking in a mist of regret and misery since breaking up with my girlfriend yesterday.

someone tell me everything is going to be ok

my dad is on like his 7th or 8th can of beer

Don't be a vag and **** other dirty bitches

[QUOTE=masada;16460999]my dad is on like his 7th or 8th can of beer[/QUOTE]

And leaving sobriety behind, I assume?

Sup bros?

nm, watching baseball (ew I know). You

Argh, baseball sucks.

I just got back from an elite party at my girlfriends parents house. It was awesome.

Now I am drinking a Sunkist.

Baseball is fun to watch for ten minutes or so, then I get bored.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16461033]Argh, baseball sucks.

I just got back from an elite party at my girlfriends parents house. It was awesome.

Now I am drinking a Sunkist.[/QUOTE]

Sunkist makes up for your baseball hate. :chug:

I haven't seen Sunkist in Sweden for ages.

That is a travesty!

You know I'm a soccer fan through and through.

Speaking of which, my team is owning. We went from being 2-7 to 7-7-1.

Last game was so fun, you can see me in this vid:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPMzQ6eH_uo[/url]

lol I'm at the 1 minute mark. Tailgates before the games rule.

Indeed it is! Now I want one.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16461054]You know I'm a soccer fan through and through.

Speaking of which, my team is owning. We went from being 2-7 to 7-7-1.

Last game was so fun, you can see me in this vid:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPMzQ6eH_uo[/url]

lol I'm at the 1 minute mark. Tailgates before the games rule.[/QUOTE]

lol at the black guy drinking a forty and starting a chant.

[QUOTE=Tyr;16461009]And leaving sobriety behind, I assume?[/QUOTE]

idk he isnt really drunk or anything

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16461077]lol at the black guy drinking a forty and starting a chant.[/QUOTE]

Yeah it was his birthday. He gave me a bunch of shots of Johnnie Walker Black Label and Tequila :D

Awesome. Free booze is always win.

My friends dad was drunk at his 4th party, when we were bringing fireworks in from the car through the house outside he asked us if we were gonna shoot them off in the house, my friend sarcastically said "yes" and he gave us this really weird look and told us to take them outside immediately.

my dad rarely ever drinks tbh he's pretty much how he always is, but laughs more and sounds weird

I've never seen my parents drunk. Tipsy, but no drunk.

My parents only drink on holidays. They totally break edge.

F[U]u[/U]ck off edge breakers!

the best parents drunk i've ever seen is my vietnamese friend's. because his dad tried to persuade me that soy sauce was magical and then they did drunken vietnamese karaoke.

Was it Retired's girlfriend?

Who we will be seeing pix of tonight!

My parents live multiple states away, but they came for a visit this weekend and bought me a margarita at our local Mexican restaurant.

are you underage?

I don't like drinking. Whenever I drink I feel sick.


[B][I]MINUS 100 VIKING POINTS[/I][/B]

then im minus 1000 viking points

i don't drink, but i didn't have any viking points to begin with =]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16460489]Anyone ever see a girl so damn beautiful before that you just felt your heart melt? Yeah that just happened to me and yeah in before [I][COLOR="Magenta"]emo fgt[/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]

Whenever I see anyone I haven't seen before, I take stock of their dimensions to determine whether their clothes would fit me and check for unguarded weak points such as the carotid arteries, jugular notch and occipital suture.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16461358]the best parents drunk i've ever seen is my vietnamese friend's. because his dad tried to persuade me that soy sauce was magical and then they did drunken vietnamese karaoke.[/QUOTE]

nguuuuuoooooooooiiiiiiii ... duuuuuuuuuung veeeeeeeee

You're my biggest role model.

Hey he's my role model back off non-elite!

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16461399][B]Whenever I see anyone I haven't seen before, I take stock of their dimensions to determine whether their clothes would fit me and check for unguarded weak points such as the carotid arteries, jugular notch and occipital suture.[/B]



nguuuuuoooooooooiiiiiiii ... duuuuuuuuuung veeeeeeeee[/QUOTE]

lmfao

[quote] nguuuuuoooooooooiiiiiiii ... duuuuuuuuuung veeeeeeeee [/quote]

you don't even know dude, you don't even know. soooo hysterical.

[QUOTE=TimJim;16461373]are you underage?[/QUOTE]

nope

[QUOTE=Angmar;16461412]Hey he's my role model back off non-elite![/QUOTE]

<3

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16461413]lmfao[/QUOTE]

<3

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16461414]you don't even know dude, you don't even know. soooo hysterical.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I know.

My friend Jim has ADD and just does the most random things, especially when drunk, and last Christmas we were drinking in our friend's basement when he jumped on my chest and started pummeling me in the face. I started laughing really hard while trying to throw him off at the same time.

In hindsight it must have looked preeeeetty gay.

I just shaved off all of my pubes. I hope it doesn't get all nasty and itchy tomorrow :(

I'd be scared to shave down there, I have shaky hands and I'd be afraid to slice something.

I'm a hairy guy. It was kind of necessary I think.