[QUOTE=btoto]I'm 19 years old..........who the fVck is going to marry me???

Anyway, how much would it cost???

Can you find me a bride???[/QUOTE]

this is more a Dr. Phil issue

"WHO'S YOUR DEALER?"

...sorry

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Just don't turn into Enpsychopedia.[/QUOTE]
:lol:


hmm, btoto could marry jonzey?

[QUOTE=btoto]I'm 19 years old..........who the fVck is going to marry me???

Anyway, how much would it cost???

Can you find me a bride???[/QUOTE]

They don't care how old you are. They're only in it for the money. You pay them, they get money, you get to stay in the country. Thats the arrangement.

Cost? I've heard anywhere from $10000 and up.

Can I find one? No, I know one person that did it but she has to maintain the marriage for another couple years.

[QUOTE=Mardy]will my 'love instructions' video turn into a succes?[/QUOTE]

Probably not.

[QUOTE=angry armadillo]:lol:


hmm, btoto could marry jonzey?[/QUOTE]
What's a btoto?? Does it have boobies??

[QUOTE=HNLzero]"WHO'S YOUR DEALER?"

...sorry[/QUOTE]

I have several dealers. They overlap areas so I can get some no matter where I am.

[QUOTE=thunderzstruck]Do Canadians head really come apart when they talk?[/QUOTE]

I never understood why he talked like that. It just looks retarded.

what do you consider the perfect date?

are you looking for that certain someone?

what is the magical fruit.

[QUOTE=i2 enegade]what do you consider the perfect date?

are you looking for that certain someone?[/QUOTE]

A perfect date is one where I get laid. What do I look for? A deaf mute nymphomaniac who grows dope for a living.

Seriously though, a perfect date is one where I get another date.

What do I look for in a girl? Attractive to me, not a bitch, compassionate, intelligent, not money hungry, and just an all around good person with a good head on her shoulders. I don't think I'm being too picky, but thats incredibly hard to find.

[QUOTE=dave grohl]what is the magical fruit.[/QUOTE]

Beans, obviously.

Does my bum look Big in this?
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[QUOTE=Jonzey]Does my bum look Big in this?
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Yes, big with a capital B.

Lunch break. Question go in the queue.

I have one,
If you took a dump off the Empire State Building, and it landed on somebody, would they die?

What's your MSN/AIM

*Has been meaning to ask for ages*

[QUOTE=Jon]What's your MSN/AIM

*Has been meaning to ask for ages*[/QUOTE]
You have my MSN silly. :p

A Saucer Full of Secrets or Meddle?

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]They don't care how old you are. They're only in it for the money. You pay them, they get money, you get to stay in the country. Thats the arrangement.

Cost? I've heard anywhere from $10000 and up.

Can I find one? No, I know one person that did it but she has to maintain the marriage for another couple years.[/QUOTE]

Thanks a lot man :thumb:

Another question.

My father has traveled almost whole world. He's been to Ottawa and Vancouver 2 years ago and he said: "Canada is one of the best.........no probably THE best country I ever traveled to"

did he lie to me or not???

thanks :wave:

do you know any links to sites where I can host files?

Is there really a religous figure hiding in the tree in my backyard?

[QUOTE=Jonzey]What's a btoto?? Does it have boobies??[/QUOTE]

No it has no boobies ! But is has a 19 year old peni$ if you'd like :naughty:

[QUOTE=angry armadillo]You have my MSN silly. :p[/QUOTE]
Not you, faggot :angry:

[QUOTE=thunderstruck223]I have one,
If you took a dump off the Empire State Building, and it landed on somebody, would they die?[/QUOTE]

No, but they sue.

:upset:

[QUOTE=btoto]Thanks a lot man :thumb:

Another question.

My father has traveled almost whole world. He's been to Ottawa and Vancouver 2 years ago and he said: "Canada is one of the best.........no probably THE best country I ever traveled to"

did he lie to me or not???

thanks :wave:[/QUOTE]

Free health care...good looking women. What more can you ask for?

Boxers or briefs?

What's with the two D's? Stutter?

[QUOTE=Gilmour]A Saucer Full of Secrets or Meddle?[/QUOTE]

Ouch, tough.

Meddle on vinyl = the most lush album ever.

I'll go with Meddle.

[QUOTE=NamelessAdam]What's with the two D's? Stutter?[/QUOTE]

Read the whole thread, numbnuts.