you're the one that requested our advice

i was talking to this girl today that ive know for a few months and she admitted to me she lost her virginity when she was 14.

she didnt see anything wrong with it, but idk i think thats pretty gross.

i lost my virginity at 14 i think i am not gross

You think that's bad Austin, there are 2 pregnant 6th graders in Sequim right now, and one of them is 11!

yeah youre a guy its a completely different situtation duh
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You think that's bad Austin, there are 2 pregnant 6th graders in Sequim right now, and one of them is 11![/QUOTE]

ahhaha. reminds me of that 9-year-old kid in the UK who had a baby.

14 or 15 is average age for a girl to lose her virginity.

yeah... it really is. But yeah I know i requested advice, i was just thanking you guys for the bitch slap to the face knocking sense into me.

yeah because the average girl is a slut.

[quote=Nostalgia;17238377]i was talking to this girl today that ive know for a few months and she admitted to me she lost her virginity when she was 14.

she didnt see anything wrong with it, but idk i think thats pretty gross.[/quote]
I know a girl who lost her virginity at a house-party in the hallway.

we know slutty girls

im gonna go to the grocery store. gimme some good food to get.

My ex supposedly had a baby with her dad on accident. It's awkward when people call me out on it.

[QUOTE]gimme some good food to get.[/QUOTE]french bread pizza

french bread pizza is pretty baller yeah

I just had taco bell

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17238414]My ex supposedly had a baby with her dad on accident. It's awkward when people call me out on it.

french bread pizza[/QUOTE]

wow that is awkward...

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17238416]french bread pizza is pretty baller yeah

I just had taco bell[/QUOTE]

I hope for your sake you didn't get something with beef.

That beef is gross man

I don't even really think it's true. I was told that it was probably one of her dad's friends and the story got distorted somewhere along the line, and that's what I'm leaning to.

Not to spare my feelings but because it sounds exponentially more realistic.

[quote=Nostalgia;17238409]im gonna go to the grocery store. gimme some good food to get.[/quote]
Mac'n'Cheese

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17238421]I don't even really think it's true. I was told that it was probably one of her dad's friends and the story got distorted somewhere along the line, and that's what I'm leaning to.

Not to spare my feelings but because it sounds exponentially more realistic.[/QUOTE]

Yeah if she had a baby with her dad chances are she got raped so...

Not too far fetched of an idea, her dad is a creeper for certain.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17238418]I hope for your sake you didn't get something with beef.

That beef is gross man[/QUOTE]

your face is gross

i just had a bean burrito and a taco

idc their beef is D grade, it tastes good, isn't too greasy/fatty

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17238433]your face is gross

i just had a bean burrito and a taco

idc their beef is D grade, it tastes good, isn't too greasy/fatty[/QUOTE]

Yeah but there's like... slices of skin and **** that we pull out of the beef

And I guess if it gets cold for more than an hour it starts collecting deadly bacteria and ****

So thats what that texture was

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17238438]So thats what that texture was[/QUOTE]

Yeah or it could be the hard things every once in a while if I'm eating that **** I'll bite into like these real small things that break my teeth I think it's ground up bone tbh

Is this tuna chicken or fish?

**** tuna

**** that ****

so are there anymore taco bell secrets jcs

Just ate a bunch of captain crunch and now I'm all full and ****

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a Newp and then when I come back I will write cathartic, slightly cartoonish music for consumption by underaged girls.

Tuna is good for you.

and?

You should eat it if you're going to fight orcs, young elf.

taco bell gives me a better hp boost
tuna raises intelligence 2 points but I'm already level maxed in that skill level

so

no thanks

Tuna is gross stuff.