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Si1v3RfaNgsH03 05-12-2009 05:04 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17238304]so guys this one freshmen as my school seems to be really into me... and im a senior, and shes kind of really hot... think i should go for it?[/QUOTE]

Hey! I thought you were still into me babe! :(

Tyler 05-12-2009 05:06 PM

im a mother lover
youre a mother lover
we should **** each other's mother

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:06 PM

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17238306]well let's seee

she's allegedly hot and allegedly into you and you're allegedly straight

what do you think[/QUOTE]

but shes a minor and a freshmen, and i graduate in like three weeks

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:08 PM

You really don't want to be that guy who passes up attractive, willing jailbait.

Just throwing that out there.

Tyler 05-12-2009 05:08 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17238315]but shes a minor and a freshmen, and i graduate in like three weeks[/QUOTE]

oh i forget us has weird laws regarding consent, are yo over 18 or something i dont know the laws there

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:08 PM

Yeah Age of consent in most states is around 16 and freshman are usually 14-15 year olds.

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:09 PM

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17238314]im a mother lover
youre a mother lover
we should **** each other's mother[/QUOTE]

it would be my honor
to be your stepfather

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:10 PM

shes 16, but you know parents... and yeah if the parents dont like it... i could go to jail... cuz im 18 and shes 16

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:11 PM

Pretty sure 16 and 18 is legal anywhere in the united states man

Tyler 05-12-2009 05:11 PM

[QUOTE]cuz im 18 and shes 16[/QUOTE]
that's illegal? what the? when i was 17 i was dating a 22 year old who cares

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:11 PM

A 16 year old freshman? Must have been held back, that means she's probably in your brain cell range dude.

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:12 PM

just think WWJD

you know what would jelle do.
[QUOTE]Must have been held back, that means she's probably in your brain cell range dude.[/QUOTE]this too.

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:13 PM

16 18 is legal and not uncommon at all

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:14 PM

yeah Im pretty there is a national statute stating that within three years it is legal

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:14 PM

I'm pretty sure it's not legal but it's extremely common.

I want to say the age of consent is generally 17.

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:14 PM

nah guys if your 18 your considered an adult, and if your below that your considered a minor, so adult + minor = jailtime if caught and prosecuted

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:15 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17238342]nah guys if your 18 your considered an adult, and if your below that your considered a minor, so adult + minor = jailtime if caught and prosecuted[/QUOTE]

ummm false dude

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:16 PM

What's with all this legal bullshi

Are you seriously gonna let the government tell you who you can and cannot ****?

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:16 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17238342]nah guys if your 18 your considered an adult, and if your below that your considered a minor, so adult + minor = jailtime if caught and prosecuted[/QUOTE]

age of consent is 18 for any situation but the law isn't retarded it makes allowances for understandble relationships. for example florida has a 16-24 statute, in addition to the 3 year rule

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:16 PM

the laws differ in every state usually, but if you dont have sex with her nothing will happen to you. you cant be prosecuted for being in a committed relationship

Aaron 05-12-2009 05:17 PM

[quote=Si1v3RfaNg;17238326]shes 16, but you know parents... and yeah if the parents dont like it... i could go to jail... cuz im 18 and shes 16[/quote]
Write her parents a letter requesting permission to copulate with their daughter:

[quote]
Dear Sir/Madam,
It has come to my attention through review of my personal records that your daughter is attractive. I now hereby seek permission to engage in sexual intercourse with her, on one or possibly more occasions. I look forward to hearing from you or your representative.

Yours truly,
Silverfang[/quote]

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:18 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17238348]the laws differ in every state usually, but if you dont have sex with her nothing will happen to you. you cant be prosecuted for being in a committed relationship[/QUOTE]

yeah that makes sense... alright going for it then.

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:20 PM

You can kiss her [I]Under the bright moonlight[/I], it'll be fun.

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:20 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17238355]You can kiss her [I]Under the bright moonlight[/I], it'll be fun.[/QUOTE]

hahaha Maybe I will.

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:20 PM

2 years is seriously no big deal, a little age difference doesn't hurt at all, I dated a girl who had the same exact birthday as me and that was a bit weird....

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:21 PM

I **** 16 year olds all the time

or i did. =(

Aaron 05-12-2009 05:24 PM

You can tell her to "Howl at the moon bitch!"

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:24 PM

you did

adb 05-12-2009 05:25 PM

[I][COLOR="SlateGray"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Verdana"]Si1v3RfaNg[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I]

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:27 PM

lol Yeah thanks sputnik, giver of all things related to relationships....


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