I thought Canada was the land of free awesome healthcare and hot women.

We have uglies here but we're deporting them as fast as we can

There were two scary hot broads on Bloor St today, I was actually in awe. But then they were like HEHEHEHE ENTER TO WIN A TRIP TO THE AXE COTTAGE and I kept walking.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16366150]hookers are always hideous it's pretty much the golden rule[/QUOTE]

actually there's a ton around here that are hot as hell :[

Sup bros.

nm washing my jeans about to watch jesus christ superstar

nm listening to sondre lerche and feeling morose because i'm in on a friday night

edit - hm. 9k posts. when did this happen?

edit edit - in before "YOUR POSTCOUNT IS OVER 9,000"

edit edit edit - my friends just discovered the over 9000 meme like... 2 days ago. i was pretty sure that everyone with internet access had known about it. turns out, this is not the case.

ahem.

[size=7][color=red][i]IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND![/i][/color][/size]

omg didn't you see his edit.

intothenihil (2:06:57 AM): im kind of done with drugs
intothenihil (2:07:10 AM): fight sports = my new addiction
anewsetofxlungs (2:07:12 AM): meatheadfag

intothenihil (2:08:32 AM): idk
intothenihil (2:08:43 AM): kicking someone in the face is like an epic bong rip
intothenihil (2:08:53 AM): HELL YEAH SO ****IN BLAZED

:josh:

:aids:

:dipset:

hey guys, i think mappy visits 4chan

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hustler;16366700]:aids:[/QUOTE]
you sunk my battleship

damn

[QUOTE=McP3000;16366712]hey guys, i think mappy visits 4chan[/QUOTE]

no way!

Unacceptable behavior!

[QUOTE=Angmar;16366751]Unacceptable behavior![/QUOTE]

how was lunch with that girl

It was good.

did you put anything inside of her?

i got this really hot chicks number tonight, im taking her to the olive garden next week on a date

[QUOTE=UmphreysHead;16366776]did you put anything inside of her?[/QUOTE]

lol, nah it was a pretty casual lunch.

[QUOTE=Angmar;16366751]Unacceptable behavior![/QUOTE]

what no stfu

[QUOTE=Angmar;16366781]lol, nah it was a pretty casual lunch.[/QUOTE]

i bet you were pissed.

did you sodomize her after?

omg u r 2 funni

if there was not poop in her mouth then it was no date, steve :mad:

Mike do you poop on your girlfriend?

Are you into chili dogs and shit? Alaskan Pipelines?