hda youre a homo and if its one thing black metal cant stand its black people, mexicans, Christianity, communists, yellows, hipsters,
mallgoths, bathing regularly, washing your hair, and homos

so yeah **** off

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17264656] Nobody around here seems to want to tell me what about black metal makes it good.[/QUOTE]

a minimalist style driven by responsive melodic peaks to its granular journey through simple blast-response beats at different paces from the funereal to the manic; romanticized moribundity; Dramatic nocturnal inversion metal invades aural consciousness with screams and riffs dissonant in both tone as chords in patternings constructing intersections at irregular rhythms and harmonies form the primordial antagonism.

a strong sense of transcendence in the phrases which rise from the dying chaos of disorder to create an intimation of direction so profoundly universal in the translation of its relative motion to tokens of order that its presence alters each song to conclude in an unfinished sense of emptiness within the mind of something desiring more is also a must.

dude you took the words right out of my mouth

Floating highspeed riffs from which pseudopods of dogmatic rhythm emerge to stamp out their defiant message is also sometimes essential.

I hope that helped.

ok this has to be coming from anus

These memetic messengers resonate at intellectual and emotional levels in the brain, working deconstructive code into the machine and consoling the spirit with a harmonized disharmonious voice that refuses to quell the torment of the soul and acknowledges the deep pain and moral stupidity of living in a modern world.

This is the mocking spirit of nihilism that encourages mortals to value their freedom by urging them toward lawlessness abandonment of the material in favor of the ethereal. For those who seek darkness because it will set them free.

Vast openings peel away levels of song and reduce simple concepts to epic importance, having ritual placement within the essence of a song. The composition of each riff takes the stream of logic that power chords provide and breaks it into rhythmic components of demise, each taking the scale apart or blasting it out in a rhythm to bend its shape: conformity of the basic to a larger and aesthetically different idea, a rearrangement toward an apocalypse where the patterns of life with be dissassembled in destruction and then the pieces recontextualized with new functions in a darker universe.

Differences in tonal motion within the chords are purely a matter of relative direction, the vectors of the syncopated motion of life put into similar patterns in energetic, vitalizing, aggressive music of survival in a postapocalyptic herd. In grim championship of destruction Dismember delight in switching their rhythms from simple walk-beats supporting informative ragged chants of verse to blasting racetrack demonisms and then closing on a blast; solos are sometimes scissoring streams of chords overlaid in somewhat chaotic arrangements creating simple melody in the mysterious harmony and yet wistful dissonance, drifting into a potential-less twist of a note, gesturing toward a direction unfound before the closure of despair.

Emerging from the past toward a future of potential design this music is a hybrid of heavy metal angst and death metal practicality and emotion, forming from explosively collisive chord structures an inner beauty and sonority through the harmonizing affinity of distorted sound shaped into melody. As a result, this music has in itself an elusive passage of transcendence in which it is forever from the mud reaching toward the stars.

[quote=cocks;17264055]I'm starting to enjoy black metal again, could any one recommend me some **** similar to bone awl, volahn, and mutiilation[/quote]
all of the ones mentioned already and: Bilskirnir, teitanblood (BM/death), ,ashdautas, cryfemal, malveillance....


[quote=honeydutchautopsy;17264656]Well yeah I guess but would you care to enlighten me then? Nobody around here seems to want to tell me what about black metal makes it good.[/quote]
for me its the rawness. I only listen to BM with at least 67.5% rawness.

review of last night's show:
wittr and krallice are most definitely hipster black metal, the crowd was seriously the lamest **** i've ever seen. tons of ****ing hipsters. there were like 4 kids who tried to pull off the true black metal listener image and failed.

i two stepped during krallice and wittr's sets, that pissed a lot of kids off, mission accomplished.

a storm of light... worst band ever. uninspired, boring, pointless, terrible terrible terrible vocals. the male vocalist couldnt sing in key to save his life, the chick, well, tried to harmonize with him but was off all the time so it just sounded bad... and thats all she did, attempt to harmonize here and there and end up yelling accidentally because she has no idea how to sing.

krallice... great stage presence, some interesting riffs.... new material overall though, pointless. it goes nowhere. they played three new songs, all of which were way too long. they didn't play any old songs.

wittr is one of the most boring live acts i have ever seen.

im almost pissed i went to new york for this, but i had a good time regardless of how boring the show was.

[quote]i two stepped during krallice and wittr's sets, that pissed a lot of kids off, mission accomplished.[/quote] hahahaha

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17265073]review of last night's show:
wittr and krallice are most definitely hipster black metal, the crowd was seriously the lamest **** i've ever seen. tons of ****ing hipsters. there were like 4 kids who tried to pull off the true black metal listener image and failed.

i two stepped during krallice and wittr's sets, that pissed a lot of kids off, mission accomplished.

a storm of light... worst band ever. uninspired, boring, pointless, terrible terrible terrible vocals. the male vocalist couldnt sing in key to save his life, the chick, well, tried to harmonize with him but was off all the time so it just sounded bad... and thats all she did, attempt to harmonize here and there and end up yelling accidentally because she has no idea how to sing.

krallice... great stage presence, some interesting riffs.... new material overall though, pointless. it goes nowhere. they played three new songs, all of which were way too long. they didn't play any old songs.

wittr is one of the most boring live acts i have ever seen.

im almost pissed i went to new york for this, but i had a good time regardless of how boring the show was.[/QUOTE]

About how many people were there?

like a hundred or so

That's a lot of hipsters.

retired aint no hipster thas fer shur

dunno y ud think imma hipsta bro

http://www.season-of-mist.com/common/downloads/Drudkh/Drudkh-Distant-Cries-of-Cranes.mp3

another new drudkh song

i like this one better than the first one

wittr is pretty boring live, but not if youre deeply into their music. i just wish they'd take break between songs and maybe talk

the short black haired guitarist had a sick power stance

did they use smoke effects? every time ive seen them they smoke the **** out of the place

hahaa yeah

and they lit candles SO ROMANTIC

krallice's guitarist who does vocals got SICK at vocals

their bassist doesn't sound like a skramz vocalist all the time anymore, he does gutturals as well now

romance at a bm concert? wtf

[QUOTE=Txus;17265555]http://www.season-of-mist.com/common/downloads/Drudkh/Drudkh-Distant-Cries-of-Cranes.mp3

another new drudkh song

i like this one better than the first one[/QUOTE]

Me likey.

Oh, and I finally looked up what 2-stepping is. Doesn't look very strategic in a pit. It must be pretty easy to stomp people to the floor when they're already looking at the floor and crossing their legs in a retarded way.

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mappy you should post instructional videos on how to 2-step

moshing is about being tough noob

two stepping is for non tough fags who cross their legs in a weird way

also, punk shows are stupid ugh

i hate it when they call it skanking

dancing in general at shows is stupid.

Dammit I just found out Negura Bunget split up.

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They probably wouldn't be able to top Om anyways but f*ck. They were my favorite black metal band.

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17266335]moshing is about being tough noob

two stepping is for non tough fags who cross their legs in a weird way

also, punk shows are stupid ugh

i hate it when they call it skanking[/QUOTE]

skanking is completely different from the 2-step!

I would explain but I don't wanna be the fag that talks about skanking in the black metal thread

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17266335]moshing is about being tough noob

two stepping is for non tough fags who cross their legs in a weird way

also, punk shows are stupid ugh

i hate it when they call it skanking[/QUOTE]

Punk shows are awful. Horrible music and the people are just lol.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17266344]dancing in general at shows is stupid.[/QUOTE]

indeed

At metal shows, just stand there with your arms crossed and don't change the tough-guy-not-having-a-good-time expression on our face till the end of the show.
Or headbang and play airguitar.

[QUOTE=Bleekill;17266363]Dammit I just found out Negura Bunget split up.

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They probably wouldn't be able to top Om anyways but f*ck. They were my favorite black metal band.[/QUOTE]

that sucks

they were really good :(

I just...don't really do anything at shows. Metal shows are taken too seriously by a lot of people. Just go and have a good time.

I normally just stand and enjoy the music while drinking a beer.
Sometimes, If I'm in the mood I'll headbang.
Especially at doom/funeral doom stuff, cause that really enhances the experience.

Hmmm, I usually stand there and enjoy the music too. Everything changes at a Grind gig though...

You go berserk at grind gigs?

I don't headbang at shows anymore, ever since I got my hair cut.

So yeah, I usually just watch the band and have a beer.

Yeah, headbanging with short hair looks teh funniez.
I always laugh when I see people doing that.

i only put my XxXmosh-guardXxX one when I got to bled 2 deff and devourment shows

lol