Goodnight stronghold :)
And derryk you better IM me so I can add you to my bl tomorrow biotch! :p

The Ultimate Rejection:

You're chokin that chicken, and your hand falls asleep.

SH[B]I[/B]T MOTHER F[B]U[/B]CK!
I have waited for the bus in the blistering a[B]s[/B]s cold for 35 minutes!
I was out there 2 minutes earlier than he comes. I didn't see or hear him go by.
What the hell is this?!
I missed the bus last monday, last friday, and this monday.
I can't ask for another ride from my grandma, so now I've got to go wake that stupid giant beast up to give me a f[I]u[/I]cking ride, even though I'm POSITIVE I didn't miss that bus.
GAH

[QUOTE=Pespi]SH[B]I[/B]T MOTHER F[B]U[/B]CK!
I have waited for the bus in the blistering a[B]s[/B]s cold for 35 minutes!
I was out there 2 minutes earlier than he comes. I didn't see or hear him go by.
What the hell is this?!
I missed the bus last monday, last friday, and this monday.
I can't ask for another ride from my grandma, so now I've got to go wake that stupid giant beast up to give me a f[I]u[/I]cking ride, even though I'm POSITIVE I didn't miss that bus.
GAH[/QUOTE]

Can you change your location, it's rather disturbing.

God im bored

Woo, I worked out what was holding back my processor overclocking today \o/

Where is everone?

I got Dream Theatre - Octavarium today

Its pretty funky

[QUOTE=derryk]I love spider-man.. but the movie was bad imo. the NEW show is lame too..
The one when.. I was in grade 3 was the best. That was like.. 1998 ish[/QUOTE]

man are young are you?

anyways, I loved the movie, mostly because of Kristen DUnst :naughty:

Dude she is so hot man.
Ah.......so.

Hi stronghold :wave:

Selma Hayek = fap fap fap

indeed!

(*chokes the chicken*)

*Saves chicken*







































......wait a second......

Woo, today I got Peter Tosh - Legalize It, Jeff Buckley - Grace (about time too) and a latin compilation called Cafe Latino. All for about £17

damn school, making the thread dead.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks]Can you change your location, it's rather disturbing.[/QUOTE]
...
How so?
Do you know who Nikki Wade is?

I shouldn't have to.

So, we had to write about a physical limitation in our lives in Health today.
I gave an in depth description about waking up to find my outer labia engorged and covered in puss filled sacks.Then I proceeded to write three pages on how it limited my ability to queef.

He's trying to get a hold of my parents now.
Too bad I turned the ringers off.

Pespi you're lucky i already finished tea. That was disgusting.

Queef!?

Bwahahaha!

I lol'd.

[QUOTE=Pespi]I shouldn't have to.

So, we had to write about a physical limitation in our lives in Health today.
I gave an in depth description about waking up to find my outer labia engorged and covered in puss filled sacks.Then I proceeded to write three pages on how it limited my ability to queef.

He's trying to get a hold of my parents now.
Too bad I turned the ringers off.[/QUOTE]

He should accept that. No need to get upset.

Well, I'm sure I didn't need to go into the graphic detail that I did.


Bad Girls is on tonight.
I'm excited, but frustrated because the American version is edited.
I want to see some one on one hardcore Nikki/Helen action.
Or atleast some tonsil hockey.

Hey, I just thought of something.
If I have a son, I'm going to name him Dominic.
Then, if he's a little bastard and throws tantrums in the middle of the store for chocolate milk, I'm going to drag his little rump down to the county court house and have his named changed to Imadickbag Beatmeup.
Yeeeeh.
I can't wait for parenthood.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Hey, I just thought of something.
If I have a son, I'm going to name him Dominic.
Then, if he's a little bastard and throws tantrums in the middle of the store for chocolate milk, I'm going to drag his little rump down to the county court house and have his named changed to Imadickbag Beatmeup.
Yeeeeh.
I can't wait for parenthood.[/QUOTE]

:lol: Poor kid.

:lol:
If I ever have a kid im not naming it.
I'd name it something stupid like captain cool or something.

lmfao i was laughing so long about your assignment pespi, my mom came in and thought i was choking on something. ****ing hilarious

EDIT: im naming my kid fatty, that way when a kid calls him fat, it wont effect his self esteem. or bigolwang. so when a mentally challenged kid says his name it will sound like..well you all know.

[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]:lol:
If I ever have a kid im not naming it.
I'd name it something stupid like captain cool or something.[/QUOTE]

Can't do Cap'n Crunch though... I hate the guy! His eyebrows are on his hat like wtf? But the cereal is great

DAMN! it feels good to be a gangsta

[QUOTE='[your name here]']DAMN! it feels good to be a gangsta[/QUOTE]

What the hell :confused:

You haven't heard that song?
I love it.


The first time I see someone driving one of those new Chinese cars, I'm going to spell out 'AS[I]S[/I] HOLE' in sh[I]i[/I]t on the winshield and slash the tires.

I'm going to name all of my kids the same thing, whether or not they're a boy a girl that way they all come when i need em...and that way i'll never get confused....and the name is going to be stupid so i can say it jokingly when i'm in a good mood and seriously when i'm angry at them. I think it's a good deal, now to just convince my wife.

See now if you were a girl from my town that would work. When you wanted them all to come you just shout their first name. When you wish to speak to one you use their surname.

As if they let Chad have his old account back.

I plan on giving my kid a middle name in the order of the alphabet (different name for each letter lol) that way on his exams or anything lke that it would be

Name Middle Initial(s) Last name
[I]Hank[/I] ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ [I]Martin[/I]

How cruel could that be lol..........................now, Just have to think of 26 different names that dont start with any matching letters haha

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]See now if you were a girl from my town that would work. When you wanted them all to come you just shout their first name. When you wish to speak to one you use their surname.

As if they let Chad have his old account back.[/QUOTE]

Do you have any names for your child?

And to Pespi I saw a car the other day with the liscence plate Bouche on it in blue writing and I told my friend we should take white paint to the middle of the B so it said Douche I thought it would be funny :lol:

that would be awesome

I have all of my kids names all planned.
If I have one daughter- Stella Maelin
If I have twin daughters- Mary Jane and Abby Tessa
If I have one son- Dominic Jove
If I have twin sons- Alvin Vincient and Wilson Rev

I hate having free time.

Edit: I forgot.
If I have a male and female twin- Gwendolyn Ani and Travis Buick

[QUOTE=styler]that would be awesome[/QUOTE]
I thought so too. A bit immature... but what the hell i'm still 14... for 13 more days.

Now that I think about it I really don't want kids right now.I'd rather have a teenager as soon as it's born so I have somebody to play video games with :lol:

[quote=Brokensticks]Do you have any names for your child?

And to Pespi I saw a car the other day with the liscence plate Bouche on it in blue writing and I told my friend we should take white paint to the middle of the B so it said Douche I thought it would be funny :lol:[/quote]

I no longer have a child.

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]I no longer have a child.[/QUOTE]

Was there never one to begin with or an abortion?

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Pespi [U][I][B]you're lucky i already finished tea[/B][/I][/U]. That was disgusting.[/QUOTE]
believe it or not, of all the things on this page, [I]you're lucky i already finished tea[/I] made me laugh the most. god I'm stupid.