I only drink root beers

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17287241]I got to lose about 12 lbs myself. They say if you stop drinking soda for a week you'll lose about 4 lbs[/QUOTE]
it's more like if you stop drinking it for a year you'll lose 10 lbs

don't bring facts into this!

yeah getting your first blow job is pretty monumental. its like a passage into life

bjs are sort of boring

i think youre doing it wrong

[quote=Nostalgia;17287251]i think youre doing it wrong[/quote]
nah its just that ever girl I've gotten them from are [I]terrible [/I]at it

how much do prostitutes usually charge for a bj

i pretty much got the best bj ever the other night. **** was krieg

get some sluts ron

so you still running for mod 09 elim?

yeah plus it adds to the psychological pleasure when they swallow too.

yeah the chick i was with swallowed and kept going, i was kinda surprised, but it felt pretty much amazing so i wasnt ocmplaining

last time the girl asked me when i was about to cum what i wanted her to do, and i just said "whatever you're comfortable with."

obviously that was to make her seem like she had a choice. shes just lucky she made the right one, u know.

slliiidddeee itttt iinnn

srsly whats the point of a girl blowin a dude if she doesnt want it down her throat or all over her

i like to pee on girls faces when they are blowin me

What ever happened to wanting stimulating conversation guys?

drugs drugs etc drugs

lol

So I'm working Dave Matthews Band tomorrow. I'm probably going to be a searcher but at the very least I'll be working at gates. It's a crowd of approx. 16,000 people. Let's place our bets now, guys. What do you think the over/under is on people trying to bring in acoustic guitars?

dave matthews has the best tits i ****ing swear to god

I do say Mr. Ron, what stimulating conversation would you have in mind?

[quote=hismajestythepope;17287298]I do say Mr. Ron, what stimulating conversation would you have in mind?[/quote]
auto-erotic asphyxiation

it was a murder! the cameras show nothing!

got away clean

so bored and not tired

I want to go for a drive with some friends but they're asleeps

David Carradine's family thinks ninjas did it. Seriously.

a fitting death

simpsons did it

[QUOTE] A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family's lawyer.

In a twist that could be straight out of one the "Kill Bill" star's movies, attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE] The secret societies of martial artists should be the first place they start looking for answers, said the prominent Hollywood lawyer, who has represented Michael Jackson, actress Winona Ryder, wife killer Scott Peterson and singer Chris Brown.

The bizarre claim was made on "Larry King Live" on CNN Friday after a panel member said, "David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies."

"Absolutely," said Geragos.

"What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts," he continued. "And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look." [/QUOTE]

This might be better/worse than the Chewbacca defence.

lol

that lawyer has a great track record

[QUOTE]A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family's lawyer.
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the visual is pure ace

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[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17287344]http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17287344]http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/[/QUOTE]

ahahaha

lol

super funny! I get it!

oh i bet you do