[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Oooh ICB, im gonna h8 on you now.

And to all you guys who said, 'do her again,' i look at Dancin' Man. He posted about 20 seconds before he did her, and so shall i. I will do her several times for you though.

:rolleyes:

Mxers...[/QUOTE]

:lol: Don't feel bad, Asian midgets are always ready and willing, man!

ICB, i doubt you will ever have girlfriend AFTER I COME AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh come on, they have reached the point where they are far too unrealistic to possibly be sexy. She looks like a little girl who stuffed balloons up her shirt. And her face is too heavily made-up.[/QUOTE]

Well Jessica Simpson has got some nice ones too. And J-Lo's booty is incredible, which is what I'm really after. I cant wait to see Jessica as Daisy Duke in those shorts. Mmmmmm.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]No way is she even close to being the hottest person alive![/QUOTE]
Agreed.

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]Well Jessica Simpson has got some nice ones too. And J-Lo's booty is incredible, which is what I'm really after. I cant wait to see Jessica as Daisy Duke in those shorts. Mmmmmm.[/QUOTE]

Jessica Simpson's face is ghastly though.

Am I the only one who values the face?

I do Ray, the face for me is the most important thing. Boobs = Meh.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Jessica Simpson's face is ghastly though.

Am I the only one who values the face?[/QUOTE]
I value the face.. Ugh Jessica Simpson.. She doesn't deserver the name Jessica !!

Face = Important
Boobs = Meh
Booty = Vital

Darn this is my 65 post of the day. Thats what happens when all your friends leave for camp/get summer jobs/work out instead of being lazy.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Am I the only one who values the face?[/QUOTE]
No. Honestly, that's the first thing I look for.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]I do Ray, the face for me is the most important thing. Boobs = Meh.[/QUOTE]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of t[size=2]its[/size].

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of t[size=2]its[/size].[/QUOTE]
:lol: Never forget the breasts!

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of t[size=2]its[/size].[/QUOTE]

Nahh, i find them not as important as the face. Face for me is nearly everything, but i also love a really horny girl who enjoys it as much as me. Unhorny chicks just dont get me.

Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bit[B][I][/I][/B]ch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking ask
6. the rear

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

[/QUOTE]

I lol'd for like a whole minute when that was on.

"Hey, do you think it would be rude to ask for a picture that I could take on the back of Lois' head?"

How can you have *** at #6 Jake? Thats craaaazy

Its important

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bit[B][I][/I][/B]ch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking ask
6. the rear[/QUOTE]

WTF?!?! feet before booty. I used to not care about it, but now when i see a woman with no @ss it turns me off instantly.

I'd tear her [url=http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/jessica_simpson/thedukesofhazzard1.jpg]up[/url]

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bit[B][I][/I][/B]ch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking ask
6. the rear[/QUOTE]
Great list..Fee...Oh uh nevermind.

For me :

1 : Face
2 : Liking me
3 : Boobs
4 : Horniness
5 : Not taking the piss out of me for Death Metal/Animé obsession.
6 : Bum
7 : Ability to withstand alchohol

Btw lads, i am realllly tipsy, im having to correct the spelling in my posts :/

I honestly couldn't care about their ***.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]ICB, i doubt you will ever have girlfriend AFTER I COME AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!![/QUOTE]

You rip them off and I'll shove 'em straight down your throat, boy.

Oh, and Naruto is a children's series in Japan that's targeted towards 12-year-olds.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Nahh, i find them not as important as the face. Face for me is nearly everything, but i also love a really horny girl who enjoys it as much as me. Unhorny chicks just dont get me.[/QUOTE]

Wait, so you mean you like girls who like sex?

No way!

I value the face, the boobs (but in relation to the body type), the a[size=2]ss (ditto)[/size], personality/how a girl carries herself, and the legs all in practically equal regard; if a girl is poor in one area I have a hard time being attracted to her.

1. Personality
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Butt

Nuff' said.

Illmatic knows how it goes

Except for the hard to be attracted part. For me a real nice *** or face can make up for a smaller chest

The funny thing is that the last girl I was with had the most extremely perfect as[B][I][/I][/B]s. All my friends would be like "Dude, you're so lucky, look at her as[B][I][/I][/B]s!.

Me- "Yeah, she's funny too."

The sad thing was that she was hornier than me, so it didn't last long. Don't get me wrong, I'm just as horny as the next mxer, but when i'm aroung a girl I like, my balls just sort of retract like a scared turtle. :upset:

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]For me :

1 : Face
2 : Liking me
3 : Boobs
4 : Horniness
5 : Not taking the piss out of me for Death Metal/Animé obsession.
6 : Bum
7 : Ability to withstand alchohol[/QUOTE]
This is almost exactly the same for me. Except personality is my first choice.

[QUOTE=ICB]
Oh, and Naruto is a children's series in Japan that's targeted towards 12-year-olds.[/QUOTE]

Eleventeen told you that, and Eleventeen know's about as much about animé as he knows about metal.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]1. Personality
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Butt

Nuff' said.[/QUOTE]

If I didn't have my wierd obsessions, that's how my list would be. :p

Joe- Very well put. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]The funny thing is that the last girl I was with had the most extremely perfect as[B][I][/I][/B]s. All my friends would be like "Dude, you're so lucky, look at her as[B][I][/I][/B]s!.

Me- "Yeah, she's funny too."

The sad thing was that she was hornier than me, so it didn't last long. Don't get me wrong, I'm just as horny as the next mxer, but when i'm aroung a girl I like, my balls just sort of retract like a scared turtle. :upset:[/QUOTE]

WTF?

When I'm around a girl my balls display themselves proudly like an eagle.

Joe just likes masturbating to horny anime girls, don't mind him, Ray.

:p

I'm just kiddin' Joe, you know I love ya. Phag.