roflmao

rofl links please

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=120512

[QUOTE=Matt?;17257843]varg is out? dont' care...[/QUOTE]

another incredible post from matt?

I've never heard of the guy directing it. Meh, it probably won't be very good.

[QUOTE=ATM;17258030]http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=120512[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha so lame.

ill probably see it

for the luls

Well idk guys vampires are PrEtTy Fu[B]C[/B]kInG \m/EtAl

[QUOTE=Morbus;17258064]Well idk guys vampires are PrEtTy Fu[B]C[/B]kInG \m/EtAl[/QUOTE]

When they're not angsty and acting like little faggots.

[quote=ATM;17258030]http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=120512[/quote]
disgraceful

[QUOTE=ATM;17257981]The fag from Twilight is going to play Varg in an upcoming movie.[/QUOTE]
awesome

i want this to happen just to see everyone get their panties in a knot over it

im so mad grrr

New Caïna is out for anyone who cares.

[QUOTE=Txus;17258205]New Caïna is out for anyone who cares.[/QUOTE]

what are they like?

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17258043]another incredible post from matt?[/QUOTE]

it seemed like news that bm losers would care about. can you blame my apathy? don't shoot the messenger...

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=120605

Good thing a Euro fanboy didn't try to kill him or something upon his release.

I wrote a review of [I]Never The Last Mistake[/I] which will probably not be approved, especially considering I wrote it under the username "BaronVonStomppenmuds"
[indent]Over the years, Axl Peck has brought a whirlwind of Aryan hate into the world through a range of projects just as diverse as our world view is narrow. This veritable Nordic tour de force has culminated in a triumph for white power metal, In This Shallow Grave (a reference to the very shallow graves left by the dreaded Einsatzgruppen) , which birthed but ONE glorious EP unto the great Germanic peoples, a much smaller but higher quality output than even the brief, brutal masterpiece that was Indictment.

Though now straying from the the traditional racialist white power medium of black metal, Peck proves equally artful, and much bolder, in foraying into white deathcore with all the bravery of a mighty Norse sea-king. He skillfully blends the relentless, wall-of-sound feel of Amon Amarth with the chaotic deathcore dynamics of Animal, inciting the listener into a furious mudstomping berserker trance where he can forget that he works at Walmart and holds no power in this cruel ZOG-dominated world.

Highlights of the EP were "In Light Of This Catastrophe," which, I swear by Odin, sets the perfect tempo for a curbstomping, washing us with waves of purifying Aryan hatred with riff after fresh, innovative Nordic riff. "Condemned" starts off with a sample of the ominous sound of a cattle car rolling down the track and surprises the listener by infusing a distinct, but well-integrated melodic Celtic motif into the bloody deathcore melee. The only track I didn't really like was Justice Is Served, but, well, the ZOG has a way of tainting the plans of even the best and greatest of men. Just as Odin cannot intervene on a mighty warrior's behalf forever, even as eminently qualified an audio production engineer as Axl Peck cannot turn back the corrupting influence of the Jewish parasites in everything he does.

Overall, my thoughts are these: if only the German patriot Adam von Bremen had lived to see our era so pregnant with white power, with Herr Peck riding at its vanguard ...... he would have said: "Axl---id est furor" This Aryan's verdict? 88% HEIL ODIN, HEIL HITLER, AND HEIL AXL PECK[/indent]

[quote]furious mudstomping berserker trance[/quote]

hahahahahahahahaha

I lolled at my review so much my hands are stiff and tingling

o/ o/

I lol'd so hard when you called him "Herr Peck".

so did I

Too bad the mods on MA are faggots and won't accept the review.

maybe if they lol as much as everyone else did, they might approve it

amazing haha

[quote]even as eminently qualified an audio production engineer as Axl Peck cannot turn back the corrupting influence of the Jewish parasites in everything he does.[/quote]

looooool

Herr Peck Approves

[img]http://xs539.xs.to/xs539/09216/3540269518_photo701.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;17258440]I wrote a review of [I]Never The Last Mistake[/I] which will probably not be approved, especially considering I wrote it under the username "BaronVonStomppenmuds"
[indent]Over the years, Axl Peck has brought a whirlwind of Aryan hate into the world through a range of projects just as diverse as our world view is narrow. This veritable Nordic tour de force has culminated in a triumph for white power metal, In This Shallow Grave (a reference to the very shallow graves left by the dreaded Einsatzgruppen) , which birthed but ONE glorious EP unto the great Germanic peoples, a much smaller but higher quality output than even the brief, brutal masterpiece that was Indictment.

Though now straying from the the traditional racialist white power medium of black metal, Peck proves equally artful, and much bolder, in foraying into white deathcore with all the bravery of a mighty Norse sea-king. He skillfully blends the relentless, wall-of-sound feel of Amon Amarth with the chaotic deathcore dynamics of Animal, inciting the listener into a furious mudstomping berserker trance where he can forget that he works at Walmart and holds no power in this cruel ZOG-dominated world.

Highlights of the EP were "In Light Of This Catastrophe," which, I swear by Odin, sets the perfect tempo for a curbstomping, washing us with waves of purifying Aryan hatred with riff after fresh, innovative Nordic riff. "Condemned" starts off with a sample of the ominous sound of a cattle car rolling down the track and surprises the listener by infusing a distinct, but well-integrated melodic Celtic motif into the bloody deathcore melee. The only track I didn't really like was Justice Is Served, but, well, the ZOG has a way of tainting the plans of even the best and greatest of men. Just as Odin cannot intervene on a mighty warrior's behalf forever, even as eminently qualified an audio production engineer as Axl Peck cannot turn back the corrupting influence of the Jewish parasites in everything he does.

Overall, my thoughts are these: if only the German patriot Adam von Bremen had lived to see our era so pregnant with white power, with Herr Peck riding at its vanguard ...... he would have said: "Axl---id est furor" This Aryan's verdict? 88% HEIL ODIN, HEIL HITLER, AND HEIL AXL PECK[/indent][/QUOTE]


so much win

:lol: best review i've ever read

I got an email that says it was approved, but I checked and noticed that there was nothing there

Probably the moderators took a glance at my review, thought, "This looks solid," hit 'Accept' and then did a double take

bree breeeeeeeee

Hahahahhaha

post it here on sputniks

[QUOTE=Txus;17258792]:lol: best review i've ever read[/QUOTE]

This. It was hilarious but also well written.

I'd get banned

[I]Deaths star on horizon
Lightning and rain
Black winds and thunder
The skyline is in flames

Written in the red mist
The sign of the one
Who rides deaths cold wind
And walks disguised among

All you vagrant souls
Of profane disbeliefs
False prophets and deceivers
Shall swing from the trees

Soon the dawn shall arise
For all the opressed to arm
A chariot of thunder shall be seen
And bronze horns shall sound the alarm

Fists will raise like hammers
To a cloudy black sky
Bonds and chains fall to the ground

Children of all slaves
Stand united and proud
All people of bondage shall triumph
And live by the sign of...

Blood Fire Death

The moment is chosen
The Battlefield is bare
Take now thy stand people
The true ones don't fear

Now choose your weapons
And fall in the line
Choose well your colours
And follow the sign

Blood for all tears shed
And Fire for hate
Death for what shall become
All false ones fate

The standard bearer is chosen
And the day has just begun
Shadows growing long by the rising
Of the awakening sun

Fists raise like hammers
To a clear sunny sky
Bonds and chains fallen to the ground

Children of all slaves
Now united and proud
All people of bondage now triumph
And live by the sign of...

Blood Fire Death

Children of all slaves
Unite be proud
Rise out of darkness and pain

A chariot of thunder and gold
Will come loud
And a warrior of thunder and rain

With hair as white as snow
Hammer of steel
To set you free of your chains

And to lead you all
Where horses run free
And the souls of the ancient ones reign[/I]

****kkk

arrrrrrrrr yeah next to dies irae and a fine day thats my favorite

[QUOTE=Stormrider;17261581][I]Deaths star on horizon
Lightning and rain
Black winds and thunder
The skyline is in flames

Written in the red mist
The sign of the one
Who rides deaths cold wind
And walks disguised among

All you vagrant souls
Of profane disbeliefs
False prophets and deceivers
Shall swing from the trees

Soon the dawn shall arise
For all the opressed to arm
A chariot of thunder shall be seen
And bronze horns shall sound the alarm

Fists will raise like hammers
To a cloudy black sky
Bonds and chains fall to the ground

Children of all slaves
Stand united and proud
All people of bondage shall triumph
And live by the sign of...

Blood Fire Death

The moment is chosen
The Battlefield is bare
Take now thy stand people
The true ones don't fear

Now choose your weapons
And fall in the line
Choose well your colours
And follow the sign

Blood for all tears shed
And Fire for hate
Death for what shall become
All false ones fate

The standard bearer is chosen
And the day has just begun
Shadows growing long by the rising
Of the awakening sun

Fists raise like hammers
To a clear sunny sky
Bonds and chains fallen to the ground

Children of all slaves
Now united and proud
All people of bondage now triumph
And live by the sign of...

Blood Fire Death

Children of all slaves
Unite be proud
Rise out of darkness and pain

A chariot of thunder and gold
Will come loud
And a warrior of thunder and rain

With hair as white as snow
Hammer of steel
To set you free of your chains

And to lead you all
Where horses run free
And the souls of the ancient ones reign[/I]

****kkk[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE]hit is so good

/masturbates

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Napero May 23rd, 2009


change the lyrical themes to white power ****

BRHAHAHAHAHA, that's all I have to say.
I do hope they post the review on MA.
BRA brings the luls once again.

Someone start a petition to bring Herr Peck back.