Find the nearest female, hold here eyelids open, proceed.

Then throw her down the stairs.

[QUOTE=Stormrider;15567548]I never requested a big avatar after winning RMOTM lol[/QUOTE]

That's because you're a good citizen.

[QUOTE=Kage;15567541]Do you guys splooge into your cumrag, or just blow everywhere and then clean up later?[/QUOTE]
TOWEL.

Do you reuse the towel until you do laundry?

Whenever I splooge, I let my pet tarantula clean it up, often resulting in a second orgasm.

That isn't ****ing weird.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15567628]Whenever I splooge, I let my pet tarantula clean it up, often resulting in a second orgasm.[/QUOTE]

hmmm... I think I may need to go out and buy a tarantula.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15567628]Whenever I splooge, I let my pet tarantula clean it up, often resulting in a second orgasm.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha, that avatar is hilarious

They taped over your mouth, scribbled out the truth with their lies

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15567632]That isn't ****ing weird.[/QUOTE]

You've changed.

nothing compares to a quiet evening with you

just the one two but that never happens

guess im dreaming again

[quote]You've changed.[/quote]

or maybe i was switching it up

Like a bisexual?

Nah more like a post-op.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15567578]Find the nearest female, hold here eyelids open, proceed.

Then throw her down the stairs.[/QUOTE]

thats metal

I tried to watch Metalocalypse again today and it saddened me as both a fan of the genre and of Brendon Small's past work to realize yet again that it's not funny, at all.

what are you talking about man those jokes are hilarious and completely original.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15567790]what are you talking about man those jokes are hilarious and completely original.[/QUOTE]

Seriously though, Home Movies was an amazing show. The improv was amazing.

I absolutely love every episode of Metalocalypse. I can see why some people don't like it though.

I think most of the times people complain about it = trying to sound intelligent.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15567794]Seriously though, Home Movies was an amazing show. The improv was amazing.[/QUOTE]

Definitely. I used to stay up 'til 3 AM on week nights to watch it.

Should I watch:

Robocop
Winter Light

?

[QUOTE=Kage;15567808]Should I watch:

Robocop
Winter Light

?[/QUOTE]

Robocop always.

[url]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=C19MdWxcEfI[/url]

Win. Improved and win.

Robocop

[url]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=fhUvZADwS8c[/url]

**** now i need to go watch this show

Ghost Boners - The Cyborg Decimation Of Anderson Cooper

I'm pretty sure my cat is stoned.

That's sexy.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;15567913]I'm pretty sure my cat is stoned.[/QUOTE]

Thats awesome.

Well, I never thought I'd mind, but I feel lonely at the labs. :I

It's weird.

Very weird.

Does anybody remember She Wants Revenge.

They are so lame its kind of fun to listen to for a song or two.

I had never even heard them until like a month ago and it was terrible.

So today at work everything was fine as usual...until some bitch decided to complain about her food being thrown away. She came to me and asked why I took her food, to which I replied "You ate it already" which she did. :rolleyes::angry: ****ing bitch, I wonder if she was going to swallow the bones of her baby back ribs. In the end she did not pay for a thing.:angry: I hate people like that.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15568102]Does anybody remember She Wants Revenge.

They are so lame its kind of fun to listen to for a song or two.[/QUOTE]
I like them.

Posting to dance with Tojes.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15568128]Posting to dance with Tojes.[/QUOTE]

Much appreciated :)

[QUOTE=Pinhead13;15568113]So today at work everything was fine as usual...until some bitch decided to complain about her food being thrown away. She came to me and asked why I took her food, to which I replied "You ate it already" which she did. :rolleyes::angry: ****ing bitch, I wonder if she was going to swallow the bones of her baby back ribs. In the end she did not pay for a thing.:angry: I hate people like that.[/QUOTE]

I also wanted to "eat her" with my eyes. :angry:

Awesome ATM. :-)

We should have a mini mx AIM chat, you guys up who are online?

I'm about to pass out/

I'm in.

mxrockandmetal