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Txus 05-22-2008 06:12 PM

A counselor who suggests that is a ****ing retard, tbqh

Eliminator 05-22-2008 06:14 PM

[quote=Nostalgia;16362084]and no matter what I do it just keeps coming. And coming. And coming.[/quote] i had this same problem with ur mother last night

Jaundice 05-22-2008 06:14 PM

I'm not stupid, so much as I'm just lazy and distracted to a cosmic extent.

Psychiatric experts cite "Aspergers Syndrome and ADHD Combined Type" as a cause.

Nostalgia 05-22-2008 06:15 PM

[QUOTE]I've never even failed a grade yet, if you don't count this one. They're just quitters. My brother never failed once and my mom forced him to drop out like a month before he would have graduated.[/QUOTE]

That doesn't really make sense, though. I failed my first two math classes and am graduating with extra credits. Is there something you're forgetting?

Jaundice 05-22-2008 06:16 PM

Well the thing is, I'm really deficient in credits already because I failed every class last year and by some bizarre technicality they passed me.

Eliminator 05-22-2008 06:17 PM

by zome bizarre technicality you were born

masscows 05-22-2008 06:18 PM

[QUOTE=LostChild;16362460](the same one who sent me a wikipedia article in the mail yesterday and [b]recommends that I go around my neighborhood befriending random middle-aged men)[/b][/QUOTE]
what the ****?

yeah don't listen to this moron

Nostalgia 05-22-2008 06:19 PM

Oh well yeah, failing all your classes may screw you. But honestly, who cares? There are so many options nowadays to get a high school diploma it's almost too easy.

Jaundice 05-22-2008 06:20 PM

She's kinda weird, she's really over weight and she's always like "Hey you look good" and she's always talking to me about how much I like German expressionist cinema.

The thing is, she forgets that I never said anything about German expressionist cinema, it was actually her that was interested in that and for some reason she assumed I was too.

big80smullet 05-22-2008 06:22 PM

hahaha sounds like she shold lay off the crack

Nostalgia 05-22-2008 06:22 PM

Haha. My counselor is a huge bitch - she's one of those who appears friendly when you're just having a casual conversation, but the inner bitch is violently exposed when you discuss anything serious.

Eliminator 05-22-2008 06:24 PM

my counselor is black

Ghoul Hustler 05-22-2008 06:43 PM

[QUOTE=LostChild;16361734]I used to feel this way about life but then one day I just woke up and all of a sudden I love and respect everyone in the entire world. Seriously it happened just like that.[/QUOTE]

Same here, but mine took a bit longer. Being negative is the biggest waste of time ever.

Jaundice 05-22-2008 06:45 PM

Well it kind of occurred over the course of four months. But the four months were more of a slippery slide to the actual epiphany.

Nostalgia 05-22-2008 06:47 PM

I'm hoping that will come to me too. It's not that I'm some angry person, but I have a very personally frightening disregard for other people. I think I could possibly shoot someone and not feel an ounce of guilt.

Scares me a lil'.

Jaundice 05-22-2008 06:51 PM

I've definitely dived deep into some strange amalgam of archetypal serial killer, religious fanatic and twelve year old emotional girl at times. But after exactly two years it just got so silly and old, like a parody of itself. I was writing a judgmental novel atleast as preachy as the bible and spending my nights listening to All American Rejects demos. So one day I just woke up and was pretty much done with it.

Ghoul Hustler 05-22-2008 06:52 PM

I wanted to kill a guy before. It's all just a phase.

that sounds awkward but meh, you get the point.

Nostalgia 05-22-2008 06:54 PM

Yeah. I constantly develop plots to kill my calc. teacher, but you know I'm saving them if my life (one way or another) goes to complete ****.

Moon Flavor 05-22-2008 06:55 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16362550]I'm hoping that will come to me too. It's not that I'm some angry person, but I have a very personally frightening disregard for other people. I think I could possibly shoot someone and not feel an ounce of guilt.

Scares me a lil'.[/QUOTE]

I don't believe that feeling is as uncommon as us PROUD STRONG [B][COLOR="Red"]AME[/COLOR][COLOR="White"]RI[/COLOR][COLOR="Navy"]CANS[/COLOR][/B] would like to think sometimes.

Jaundice 05-22-2008 06:55 PM

Haha, I used to develop murder plans in my younger days.

I think we all recall how that turned out.

Eliminator 05-22-2008 07:00 PM

being negative rules

i spend most of my time imagining arguments i'd have with people

Moon Flavor 05-22-2008 07:01 PM

Nah, I just blew a **** ton of pure molly yesterday, and I can now conclude that positivity >>> negativity

Nostalgia 05-22-2008 07:03 PM

Really? Nice, I've wanted to try some lately, but my source hasn't been in stock. I'm either going to settle for some 2cI, 2c-E, or DOM. DOM is way too expensive though... like $10 ea. MG

Ghoul Hustler 05-22-2008 07:05 PM

D O M E

Jaundice 05-22-2008 07:05 PM

Dextrometorphan Hydrobromide has done a lot to convince me of the joys of positivity.

Eliminator 05-22-2008 07:05 PM

i also i had a dream about ****ing a girl in my science class in the *** it was a pretty epic dream dunno if it was dream rape or not the dream police are still figuring that out

Dimmu Burger 05-22-2008 07:15 PM

[QUOTE=Eliminator;16362590]i also i had a dream about ****ing a girl in my science class in the *** it was a pretty epic dream dunno if it was dream rape or not the dream police are still figuring that out[/QUOTE]

That's the best part about dreams! Seducing women without consequences!

Jaundice 05-22-2008 07:18 PM

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16362626]That's the best part about dreams! Seducing women without consequences![/QUOTE]
Some times it gets weird though.

Like it's all fun and games up until the girl bursts into tears and begins pulling paperball after paperball out of her vagin[I]a[/I], explaining that she didn't have a trash can and had no where else to put them.

Dimmu Burger 05-22-2008 07:21 PM

And then I had to build a go kart with my ex landlord!

Jaundice 05-22-2008 07:23 PM

I had a dream a few weeks ago where I had orange ice cubes on my eyes and the guy I buy weed from was in the hospital dying of complications to mental retardation. That one was way out there.


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