[QUOTE=illmitch;18751425]vinyls are a lot more personal than cds

i dont miss any of the cds i sold but i miss my records, and i havent had a working record player since high school[/QUOTE]

:lol: p13 level hipster status acheived

buy yourself a super nintendo instead that's what i did and i feel happy about it tbh

i cant stop laffing
 

:lol:u collect vinyls:lol:

fucin:lol: hipster:lol:

[QUOTE]gonna get my brother a six pack of busch[/QUOTE]

#whitetrash

i am so pissed off
 

:angry:how the fuck dare you:angry:

tell me:angry: what the fuck is wrong with the drum programming:angry:

my mom kinda inadvertently revealed that she and my stepdad are buying me and my stepsisters individual gifts too

kinda pumped for that

that's pretty sweet

my parents and i went out for lunch a few sundays ago, and my mom said theyre getting everyone a single gift and i was like yo get me loafers dawg

i opened up a picture of something i was thinking of getting my stepsister and my mom was like "oh dont get that were getting her that for her birthday" but a few days ago she had talked about buying this nice sushi set for her birthday so i pointed that out

and she was like oops....don't tell anyone but we're getting each of you guys gifts, act surprised on christmas

a jew in a gentile world

act surprised

such a woman statement

haha if i obviously know that they bought gifts for us it kinda ruins everything

just act really disappointed with everything and gloat about how much better at gift giving you are from your computer chair

sorry that was an aberation

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18751481]just act really disappointed with everything and gloat about how much better at gift giving you are from your computer chair[/QUOTE]

haha

erica is bringin a bunch of liquor

she wants 2 fuck

I'm really excited.

Super nintendo, zelda. vicodin. erica bringin weed and alcohol, gonna get some pussy.

best day ever to be honest.

who's jelly?

*raises hand*

im gonna go to the bar with my homies in a bit, this hispanic chick who used to really dig me is coming out, she lost mad weight and looks so good, this is me kicking my teef in

that does sound pretty awesome

not jealous though

got my room all clean, made my bed, took a shower and brushed my teeth so i'm smelling good as fuck.

best part is she's on birth control now so i can fuck her raw and nut in her. fuck yea

99% effective

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18751497]im gonna go to the bar with my homies in a bit, this hispanic chick who used to really dig me is coming out, she lost mad weight and looks so good, this is me kicking my teef in[/QUOTE]

yeeeya boi

she looks so good now and im just like god damn it why she got a dude now fuck that noise

[QUOTE=P13;18751501]99% effective[/QUOTE]

we agreed to take the chance and get an abortion if she gets pregnant cause don't give a fuck about children yo

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18751504]she looks so good now and im just like god damn it why she got a dude now fuck that noise[/QUOTE]

if she puts you in the friendzone put her in the rape zone son

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18751505]we agreed to take the chance and get an abortion if she gets pregnant cause don't give a fuck about children yo[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

cumming in a girl feels SO much better than in a condom or pulling out

it's like a whole new world of pleasure

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18751506]if she puts you in the friendzone put her in the rape zone son[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i friend zoned her, actually

she asked me if i wanted to date her and i was like, "idk i think we should just be friends"

and i can tell she knows i wanna hit it now cause she do that non-friend flirtatiousness when drunk and then act like she was just kidding like 10 minutes later

girls need beer googles to want to fuck mappy

This littler ni[SIZE="2"]g[/SIZE]ger called my dad's office and left this freestyle on the answering machine. It was like

"Gonna git you pussy
escalaaaaade
In the shade
escalaaade
Gonna kill ya bitch
gonna rape ya bitch
escalaaade"

It was funny as shit the kid sounded like he was about 10 or 11 and his number was right there on the caller ID. :lol: