christian girls love anal so they dont technically lose their virginity

that's why ya just gotta take the p*ssy

[QUOTE=TimJim;17635021]christian girls love anal so they dont technically lose their virginity[/QUOTE]

anal is pretty tame tbh

Inserting your penis into a butthole is one of the best feelings in the world, no lie.

[quote=Permanent Solution;17635029]anal is pretty tame tbh[/quote]well yeah but any non vaginal penetration is mostly fine by them

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17635014]nuns are old and gross.

but i know a few super christian girls who haven't done more than kissing and if i could get them to do some kinky stuff that would be omg hot.[/QUOTE]

Maybe if you're lucky they'll let you take them to a Blink-182 reunion tour concert.

siq burn :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=TimJim;17635021]christian girls love anal so they dont technically lose their virginity[/QUOTE]


this is so dumb

My friends ex was actually like this, easily one of the stupidest girls I've ever met.

Stupid girls = major turn off tbh

glory holes dont make sense unless the bathroom is unisex. even then youre playin a dangerous game.

so true

@ justin

it's a chance you have to take if you don't fear greatness

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17635054]glory holes dont make sense unless the bathroom is unisex. even then youre playin a dangerous game.[/QUOTE]

your avatar makes me all sorts of happy

kinda want to go get a slushie

what are your guys' thoughts on this

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17635033]Inserting your penis into a butthole is one of the best feelings in the world, no lie.[/QUOTE]

I'll get back to you on that.

I tend to find build up to be better than sex or whatever else is used to finish, idk

[quote=Angmar;17635048]this is so dumb

My friends ex was actually like this, easily one of the stupidest girls I've ever met.[/quote]i know 3 girls who are like this



they all are gross but there are a few that think that that arent gross but havent done it

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17635019]I'm just gonna go to Vietnam and **** a bunch of underage prostitutes, **** will be krieg.[/QUOTE]

I have heard some great stories about Thailand

Thailand has an industry built on that


Vietnam doesnt to such a great extent

Ew, Thai chicks all look like traps, no thx. Vietnamese chicks ftw.

[quote=RetiredAt21;17635077]Ew, Thai chicks all look like traps, no thx. Vietnamese chicks ftw.[/quote]
holy **** you hit the nail on the head

[QUOTE=TimJim;17635075]Thailand has an industry built on that


Vietnam doesnt to such a great extent[/QUOTE]

yeah I've got a three week golf trip over there early next year, and judging by the stories I've heard from the guys who went this year, Imma go crazyyyy

One of my best friends lived in Thailand for most of his life, doesn't speak a word of Thai though.

[quote=nevertoolate;17635081]yeah I've got a three week golf trip over there early next year, and judging by the stories I've heard from the guys who went this year, Imma go crazyyyy[/quote]
arent you marriedd

He's getting a divorce right before he leaves lol.

[I]its only cheating if its for free[/I]

Maybe he has an open marriage

[QUOTE=Angmar;17635085]One of my best friends lived in Thailand for most of his life, doesn't speak a word of Thai though.[/QUOTE]

I used to be worried because I've always wanted to go to a bunch of countries/cities in Western Europe (France, Spain, and the Netherlands specifically) and I thought how is this gonna work, I can't learn other languages if my life depended on it, but so many people speak English over there you don't really need to learn it if you're going over there and only speak English or whatever.

Dunno if that's the same in Thailand though.

He lived on a resort that his dad owned, and was in a richer part of Thailand so most people spoke English.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17635098]I used to be worried because I've always wanted to go to a bunch of countries/cities in Western Europe (France, Spain, and the Netherlands specifically) and I thought how is this gonna work, I can't learn other languages if my life depended on it, but so many people speak English over there you don't really need to learn it if you're going over there and only speak English or whatever.

Dunno if that's the same in Thailand though.[/QUOTE]

Asians over here aren't even good with English so I'm sure the ones still over there don't speak it very well, either.

Herro!

sup bros

just got back from a walk around the neighborhood, now preparing stuffed cabbage with mash potatoes and sweet peas

the healthy life style

[QUOTE=Angmar;17635101]He lived on a resort that his dad owned, and was in a richer part of Thailand so most people spoke English.[/QUOTE]

Well that's good.

Europeans are educated so ofc they speak English but Asians are a bunch of lower class plebs so

herro me no speaky enrish me sucky big american peen?

im good with languages but im scared to death of trying to learn a tonal language/one that differentiates aspirated and unaspirated voiceless consonants

anything's bigger than the asian guys they get in i'm sure

A couple years ago I made my gf speak Vietnamese **** while we were making sweet love. Hottest thing ever.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17635109]herro me no speaky enrish me sucky big american peen?[/QUOTE]

Justin knows this better than all of us. What with his girlfriend being a member of the Viet Cong and all.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17635115]Justin knows this better than all of us. What with his girlfriend being a member of the Viet Cong and all.[/QUOTE]

Don't play, brah. Her parents are from North Vietnam and I'm pretty sure her dad is actually VC, dude is scary.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17635119]Don't play, brah. Her parents are from North Vietnam and I'm pretty sure her dad is actually VC, dude is scary.[/QUOTE]

That's intense.