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[QUOTE=Che Guevara]what happened last night? I just chilled at home with my biznatch[/QUOTE]
I proposed to my girlfriend. And made excessive amounts of love. :p |
[QUOTE=ICB]I proposed to my girlfriend. And made excessive amounts of love. :p[/QUOTE]
damn dude, thats friggin fantastic... speaking of which, my girl is pressuring me immensly for a ring + babies. Its her new "thing" to try to undress me while im extremely focused on a song... its kind weird to be playing YTSE Jam, get to the GOOD part that you want to nail, only to find out that your picking hand is being slowed down by her mammary glands... ya look down, and, oh yea, that is my schmeckie hanging out :lol: schmeckie :lol: |
That's one I've never heard before..."schmeckie"
I don't know what it is, I'm just not a boobs man. My last GF was all like, "do you not like them?" and I was at a bit of a loss...they were huge, to be fair, but, I'm just not focused on boobs when there's better to be had... I also got a rejection letter from Manchester Uni, but I wasn't going there anyway, Scotland all the way for me. anyway, how's life, guys? |
im more of an arse man myself....
actually for me, it kinda goes like this 1: are they fat (if yes, abort immediately) 2: face 3: arse 4: etc |
[QUOTE=Che Guevara]im more of an arse man myself....
actually for me, it kinda goes like this 1: are they fat (if yes, abort immediately) 2: face 3: arse 4: etc[/QUOTE] Pretty much mine too, I mean a girl doesn't have to be stick thin, curvy is fine...but above that..nono. I look at a girl's eyes first, though...well after the fat thing:p |
[QUOTE=Che Guevara]damn dude, thats friggin fantastic...
speaking of which, my girl is pressuring me immensly for a ring + babies. Its her new "thing" to try to undress me while im extremely focused on a song... its kind weird to be playing YTSE Jam, get to the GOOD part that you want to nail, only to find out that your picking hand is being slowed down by her mammary glands... ya look down, and, oh yea, that is my schmeckie hanging out :lol: schmeckie :lol:[/QUOTE] I think that's hot. Whenever I practice guitar my girlfriend tends to just get jealous. And boobs are SOOO great. All my friends make fun of me because I can tolerate absurdly large boobs (as long as they're natural, that is). Ollie: Girls, I find, are quite self-conscious about their boobs. If she asked you "do you not like them," it's probably not good to be at a loss, because what they're probably asking you is not if you're a boob man but if they're lopsided or dented or saggy. It's much the same way it's not good to be at a loss if they ask you if they're thin/fat. |
ah damn....
my girl has level 1 malignant cervical cancer... not sure if ima call off tomorrow. She has to go in for treatment options... |
I hurt from jiu jitsu. Today was extremely rough. I got kneed in the balls and punched in the face numerous times. Ground fighting rules. I have a weird lump on my knee now though :(
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[QUOTE=Che Guevara]ah damn....
my girl has level 1 malignant cervical cancer... not sure if ima call off tomorrow. She has to go in for treatment options...[/QUOTE] Holy crap. Is this why she's pressuring you? |
[QUOTE=Cain]
Ollie: Girls, I find, are quite self-conscious about their boobs. If she asked you "do you not like them," it's probably not good to be at a loss, because what they're probably asking you is not if you're a boob man but if they're lopsided or dented or saggy. It's much the same way it's not good to be at a loss if they ask you if they're thin/fat.[/QUOTE] Nah, it was okay. I assured her well of that, no worries:p She didn't ask that specifically though. It was more of a general query about why I didn't focus on that area, she did have fantastic boobs, and she kind of knew that, so it was unusual for her to have a guy not focus on them. Crap, Kurrpt, I'm sorry to hear that, man :( |
Wow, cancer, that sucks. Sorry to hear it Kurrpt.
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[QUOTE=Cain]Holy crap. Is this why she's pressuring you?[/QUOTE]
thats exactly why shes pressuring me... i think she was actually setting herself up for the worst case scenario. Something about it being up in there on the bottom. Some random female anatomy part. I guess she thought, worst case, they'd remove the whole thing. I think that sent her biological clock into final countdown or something. In all honesty, it actually better than she anticipated. I just find myself smack dab in the middle, and confronted with decisions i didnt think i would have to make for some time ya know damn i killed this thread :lol: |
If anyone is feeling adventurous, check out Hatebeak. Their vocalist is a parrot (yes, an actual bird).
[url]http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html[/url] |
I am enjoying Nirvana unplugged in New York
This album>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else Nirvana ever did |
[quote=Apocalyptic Raids]I think you should do an EP before you do a full-length.
Quality over quantity ftw.[/quote] well, we already have our crappy demo, and we've got a ****load of new material, and we are really liking the style we have slipped into since then, so we are going to just go all out........it will take some time (we'll be paying more attention to things), but it will be nice. We originally were going to do an EP, but for the above reasons we just dont want to have a bunch of material floating around that's just half-projects and such......... |
[QUOTE=Neurotoxin]If anyone is feeling adventurous, check out Hatebeak. Their vocalist is a parrot (yes, an actual bird).
[url]http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html[/url][/QUOTE] :eek:! WOW. About Nirvana unplugged; It's Nirvana's best yet still I can't stand it. |
[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I am enjoying Nirvana unplugged in New York
This album>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else Nirvana ever did[/QUOTE] except for Nevermind :-* |
[QUOTE=Che Guevara]thats exactly why shes pressuring me...
i think she was actually setting herself up for the worst case scenario. Something about it being up in there on the bottom. Some random female anatomy part. I guess she thought, worst case, they'd remove the whole thing. I think that sent her biological clock into final countdown or something. In all honesty, it actually better than she anticipated. I just find myself smack dab in the middle, and confronted with decisions i didnt think i would have to make for some time ya know damn i killed this thread :lol:[/QUOTE] Dude, that sucks. I'm really sorry. My friend actually had a cancerous growth in his mouth and got it removed. We just found out that it was benign. Hope she turns out fine. My aunt fought off lung cancer so cross your fingers. |
[QUOTE=PinkFreud]
My aunt fought off lung cancer so cross your fingers.[/QUOTE] Woah, that's pretty lucky right? |
[QUOTE=Che Guevara]actually for me, it kinda goes like this
1: are they fat (if yes, abort immediately)[/QUOTE] Hahahahaha. I love how this is like an adventure game. "Target acquired." "Target is approaching." /looks at checklist '1. Are they fat?' /looks "Yes." 'If yes, abort immediately.' /runs Hahaha. That's just too funny. |
Oh Jom.
You never fail to raise a smile from me, and that's a rare talent I have found. |
[QUOTE=Happy]Woah, that's pretty lucky right?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, trouble is, she still smokes. I actually don't mind if my girls are a tad chubby. Not full blown fat but they can be....rounded. I don't know why. I just prefer it like that sometimes. My friends make fun of me... :( |
[QUOTE=PinkFreud]Yeah, trouble is, she still smokes.
[/QUOTE] Wow that's insane. My grandad smokes and it's killing his health. He refuses to believe it's cigarettes that make him feel ill. |
[QUOTE=Jom]Hahahahaha.
I love how this is like an adventure game. "Target acquired." "Target is approaching." /looks at checklist '1. Are they fat?' /looks "Yes." 'If yes, abort immediately.' /runs Hahaha. That's just too funny.[/QUOTE] thats kinda what i was going for. Like a short sub-routine that is checked, and re-checked when something is encountered. you just illustrated it perfectly. I just told my boss im taking off tomorrow to talk to the doctor with my girl. Figured it would be good to show my support and what not |
I love Fight Club.... What is happenin guys?
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Nothing much. I have a horrible pain across my front, below my belly button.
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deff a good movie. Should buy/DL that actually...
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[QUOTE=Che Guevara]deff a good movie. Should buy/DL that actually...[/QUOTE]
i'm reading the book and I bought the moive a week or 2 ago for 4 bucks. |
I've never seen Fight Club.
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[QUOTE=Happy]I've never seen Fight Club.[/QUOTE]
Go. Now! Go |
yea, i seriously think its good enough to buy. that says a TON coming from me as well, considering i only purchased a handful of movies
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[QUOTE=Deconstruction]Go. Now! Go[/QUOTE]
One day I'll get around to it. |
[QUOTE=Happy]One day I'll get around to it.[/QUOTE]
*today God this movie is soo good. Dude a girl got hit by a car yesterday, I knew her pretty well. It is really weird to think that it can actually happen to someone you know not just some person. |
[QUOTE=PinkFreud]
I actually don't mind if my girls are a tad chubby. Not full blown fat but they can be....rounded. I don't know why. I just prefer it like that sometimes. My friends make fun of me... :([/QUOTE] Theres nothing wrong with a curvey girl. |
[QUOTE=guitrguy]Theres nothing wrong with a curvey girl.[/QUOTE]
Too right:) |
[QUOTE=PinkFreud]Yeah, trouble is, she still smokes.
I actually don't mind if my girls are a tad chubby. Not full blown fat but they can be....rounded. I don't know why. I just prefer it like that sometimes. My friends make fun of me... :([/QUOTE] That's how I like my girls as well :) I can't explain why but it just feels better :confused: np: Satyricon - Woods to Eternity |
Anyone here have 30 Seconds to Mars stuff?
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[QUOTE=PinkFreud]Yeah, trouble is, she still smokes.
I actually don't mind if my girls are a tad chubby. Not full blown fat but they can be....rounded. I don't know why. I just prefer it like that sometimes. My friends make fun of me... :([/QUOTE] Me too. I don't know why, but sometimes I love a girl with curves. |
[QUOTE=Deconstruction]Anyone here have 30 Seconds to Mars stuff?[/QUOTE]
Ooh, I do! I uploaded some stuff for the Daily Upload awhile back, but I'd be more than happy to send you a private e-mail if you'd like. [quote=Lord Abortion]Oh Jom. You never fail to raise a smile from me, and that's a rare talent I have found.[/quote] Heh, well, I used to have that effect on a lot of people in my personal life, but it didn't translate well over the Internet for some because I'm either a) too squirrel-y (not a swear filter ownage) or b) people don't get that 99.999999% of the time I'm laid back or don't have a preference over whatever's being debated/decided on. And I seem to have gone stale in the real world as well. So, I don't talk anymore at any time, heh. I'm too lazy to alter my style to please everyone. [quote=people]/girls[/quote] I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE - YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY. Heh, anyways. I don't like anorexia, nor do I like looking at girls who look like they're anorexia. And I'm a strong dude - I don't want to snap her in two when I hug her or something. Or watch her float away in the wind. Bulimia sucks, too. I don't want to hear "HURLLLLLLLLLL" after she eats. 'Cause if I'm gonna freakin' pay for your meal, I expect you to eat it. Don't order a puss[font=verdana]y[/font] salad and eat a crouton and the ice out of your water, either. |
I really, really can't stand super skinny chicks. If they have 10-15 extra pounds of fat or so, well dispersed, it's awesome. Women should be well rounded...but not too much so.
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