I used to think it was because I jacked off with my right hand, so every once in awhile I would jack off with my left to try and straighten it back out.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]I used to think it was because I jacked off with my right hand, so every once in awhile I would jack off with my left to try and straighten it back out.[/QUOTE]
:lol:! I did the exact same thing.

Me too. I started doing that again recently in a last desparate stab at straight p[b][i][/b][/i]enishood.

Hahahaha, posers. UP THE STRAIGHT PENII!

Mine's a bit curved to the left.....maybe because my GF is right handed.

Bent *****, that's just weird.

you guys all have candy cane penises hahahahahahha

[QUOTE=amostbitterseason]Mine's a bit curved to the left.....maybe because my GF is right handed.[/QUOTE]
No you're one of us!

Just watch Black Hawk Down, then Rounders and now to watch Sin City.

Reiner what's your p[b][i][/b][/i]enis situation?

I think so far bent p[b][i][/b][/i]enises outnumber straight ones.

Well I only have one so I guess it is a 1:0 ratio of straight to bent cocks.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Just watch Black Hawk Down, then Rounders and now to watch Sin City.[/QUOTE]
Blackhawk down is a amazing movie.


Plus I love seeing those skinnies die. :p

[QUOTE=amostbitterseason]Mine's a bit curved to the left.....maybe because my GF is right handed.[/QUOTE]

Then by our logic you should be bent to the right. Unless she does the reacharound. Nice way to let us know you get handjobs.

POST HOT CHICKS

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More bands added to Hellfest that I missed.

Casey Jones
Throwdown
Dead Hearts
+more
[url]http://www.hellfest.com/[/url]


Also I hear
[quote]"The promoter told me he somehow managed to get Mike Judge's phone #, and he called and asked if there was anyway Judge would play Hellfest. Mike told him "Go **** yourself" and hung up the phone."[/quote]

[IMG]http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.com/babes/image/article/543/543195/ign-babes-feature-linda-oneil-20040830025221265.jpg[/IMG]

I just listened to Marathon and really liked it.

[QUOTE=amostbitterseason]Stop being a pus[COLOR=White]sy.[/COLOR] NEVER change for a girl. You'll regret it.[/QUOTE]
I am no *****. I think she likes me anyways but I'm just doing it to secure it.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]More bands added to Hellfest that I missed.

Casey Jones
Throwdown
Dead Hearts
+more
[url]http://www.hellfest.com/[/url]


Also I hear[/QUOTE]
Just came to post this all. Donnybrook and Outbreak is on it too. I'm definately willing to pay the money now.

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM]I am no *****. I think she likes me anyways but I'm just doing it to secure it.[/QUOTE]
Are you that desparate? Have some f[b][i][/b][/i]ucking integrity.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]I would learn to skateboard to impress a girl, because i would learn to skate anyways. Not lie about my music.


Shane, after I graduate high school I'm moving to Cali.[/QUOTE]
I'm not lying about my taste in music that much. Just about Hawthorne Heights because she likes them a lot.

Why aren't there more chicks? DO IT!

Beat this as[COLOR=White]s[/COLOR].

[IMG]http://www.southcoastsportbikes.com/models/Linda/arousing05.jpg[/IMG]

I'm not desperate I just like her a lot.

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM]I'm not desperate I just like her a lot.[/QUOTE]
If you like her don't ****ing lie to her.

on a much much lighter note

[IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/anusbungler/lenka_11.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.oldsocks.co.uk/pictures/Linda%20O%20Neil/Linda%20O%20Neil_1.jpg[/IMG]

Guys stop posting the pics my mom is gonna walk in on them.

[IMG]http://www.almightyzeus.com/gals/barbie/boobs/pictures/303-0358_IMG.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM]Guys stop posting the pics my mom is gonna walk in on them.[/QUOTE]
gay p0rn anyone?

Those are some fat nips on the last one.

Hottest. Chick. Ever.

[IMG]http://www.almightyzeus.com/gals/barbie/mac/pics/DSC_0156.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/anusbungler/77.jpg[/IMG]

**** at first I thought that was Scarlet Johansen.

ALLP, that asian chick is nasty looking.

What asian chick? In the photobucket? That's f[b][i][/b][/i]ucking Tila Nguyen!

[IMG]http://www.almightyzeus.com/gals/barbie/lingerie/pictures/DSC_0056.jpg[/IMG]

Don't see anything.

She's foine.

Lenka > whatever he just posted.

I'm saying Lenka is foine.

Why can't I see it?