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[QUOTE=Stevie II;16360486][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQq7i1fBRp0[/url][/QUOTE]
Lol, wtf |
[QUOTE=dinosaurxbrocore;16360519]im just chilling and listening to faithealer[/QUOTE]
Also chilling, but to some Oren Ambarchi and I'm at uni. :upset: |
now i am listens to september 22nd
and hey, at least youre at uni and not wallowing in self pity in your parents basement with the most horrible mouth pains imaginable because you have to get your wisdom teeth out and a root canal because an old dentist failed with a filling and it rotted out from underneath, and youve had to wait for over a month and have to wait three more weeks until youre insured (because you got dropped off your insurance plan for dropping out of college) and have an appointment |
That's a long sentence, which I will conclude with a simple: 'ouch'.
Sucks man, good luck with that. |
indeed, but like, sometime in the beginning of june!
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I really think, that I think, that it should be ok for me to start going beyond this this phase of contemplation and finally give in to what needs to be done and throwing away my procrastinating side (for now).
So, I'm going to do an assignment now. Later Mappy and others. |
[QUOTE=dinosaurxbrocore;16360516]oh cool im glad pot's comparable to crack and heroin[/QUOTE]
[quote=seanbaby.com/stupid/straightup.htm] Despite any trace of survival instinct, Chad manages to get away from Booze. He finds himself in a misty room where he meets Miss Pot, a woman who looks like she got beaten and left for dead by Sid and Marty Krofft's costume designers. She offers a joint to Chad, which his headband advises against by groaning out, "[B]MARIJUANA... IS A DRUG.[/B]" Lou Gossett Jr. forgot to mention this in his elevator, but Chad Allen isn't wearing the smartest headband ever. Most of its vast narcotics knowledge would make an Amish person say duh. Pot isn't any nicer than Booze, and she throws Chad against a wall and strangles him with a prop spider web until he impotently shouts, "I don't wanna get hooked on pot!" Pot then does what any woman dressed like marijuana would do: freak out, steal the nearest magic headband, and shove Chad Allen into a snake pit. Yes, I said snake pit.[/quote] Sorry to hear about your teeth mate. |
Sup bros. I got an ounce of headies and an ounce of nug last night. The nug is so elite. Weed makes me way too happy.
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drugs are a crutch. learn to walk bro.
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My legs are fine!
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[I]John 3:16-21[/I]
So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR! U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error. Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway. Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed. Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up |
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wtf |
Naow dis guy Nicoteneus iz a lvl 64 Pharisee and leeds teh Je\/\/s.2 He comez to teh Jebus in teh nites and he sez "We knoes u comez frum teh Ceiling Cat and we knoes u pwn."
3 An Jebus sed, "Ceiling Cat has invisible haus, u gots 2 borned agen 2 see it." 4 Nicoteneus sez, "wtf d00d? How doez dat werk?" 5 Jebus sez, "is da truth, u hafta be born agen wif waterz an spiritz an stuffs.6 Flesh givez birf 2 flesh, but teh spirit gives birf to spirit, k?7 Y r u so konfoozled?8 Is lyke wind, it doz its own stufs an u dunno how it werks, but is all ok, amirite? Is like that!" 9 Nicoteneus sez, "I doez not get it." 10 "Den ur not gud teecher," sed Jebus. "Lez flame tnak his b4se!"11 "Ok, iz da twoof. We says sum stuff dat we sawed, and teh peeplez is still konfoozled.12 I ben talkin bout teh stuffs on urf and ur still lyke, 'whut?' so whut bout Ceiling an stuffs?13 I iz da only wan whos gone to Ceiling so u haves 2 trusts me, mkay?14 I gots 2 b lifteded up lyke Moses an his snakedy thingy,15 coz if u beleeves ur not gon be ded! Eternal lifes, u can has it! 16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!18 U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error.19 Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway.20 Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed.21 Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up." |
Are you making this up as you go along?
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alas no :( i have neither the time nor the desire to translate the bible into lolcat speak. however some enterprising souls do and have :D
[url]http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page[/url] |
dude lazy town is on.
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*spin flips into the thread*
hey nick lets go play sports *spin flips across the room* *unknowingly foils homoerotic bad guys ridiculously pathetic evil plan* *imparts morals* *spin flips out of thread* |
woo sports!
Extreme Frisbee. It's so ****ing extreme. |
*spin flips*
*catches frisbee behind back* *spin flips* *throws frisbee* *spin flips* *makes sandwich* *spin flips* *eats sandwich while spin flipping* *spin flips* *spin flips* *spin flips* |
*Jumps and spin flips and catches with rectum*
*Does back flip while throwing back using farts* |
[QUOTE=big80smullet;16360804]*spin flips into the thread*
hey nick lets go play sports *spin flips across the room* *unknowingly foils homoerotic bad guys ridiculously pathetic evil plan* *imparts morals* *spin flips out of thread*[/QUOTE] *cartwheels into thread* Robbie is only homoerotic because of the feelings he arouses in men like you and me. SLIPPERY DIP! *slides out of thread* |
wtf is going on
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wow, gay aussies ITT
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(8) Welcome to LazyTown, the place where you'll wanna stay! (8)
Goodnight, everyone. |
night homoerectus :naughty:
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Blah, just managed to see 2 girls 1 cup for the first time. Boring.
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*spinflip to ninja rolls into thread*
robbie rotten is most certainly gay. his pants are too high for a straight person and he has a chin implant *jumps into spaceship* *practises sport* |
[QUOTE=LostChild;16360880]Blah, just managed to see 2 girls 1 cup for the first time. Boring.[/QUOTE]
you should try 2 girls 100 eels. |
you should try this :D
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt9wteElPZI[/url] |
So that's what you were on about.
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