Oh and I bought a skateboard and I'm going to learn how to skate.

Do you have any integrity?

Sellout.

This band I'm doing this summer is going to be the best. I'm going to be sure to rip on so many cliches in hardcore.

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM]Oh and I bought a skateboard and I'm going to learn how to skate.[/QUOTE]
Stop being a pus[COLOR=White]sy.[/COLOR] NEVER change for a girl. You'll regret it.

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM]Jeese I never knew impressing a girl would be so hard. I can't educate her on emo because I don't want to look like an a-hole. I have to pretend I like Hawthorne Heights, I learned Everlong on the guitar and I have it down and ready (this part was quite cool), and now I hav to learn Ohio Is For Lovers.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahaha, you're such a loser. I hope all your friends hate you because of this and then the girl hates you because you have no friends.

I would learn to skateboard to impress a girl, because i would learn to skate anyways. Not lie about my music.


Shane, after I graduate high school I'm moving to Cali.

Whatever. You guys know you'd change yourself for some a'ss.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]I want to sing in a band just so I can cover "Cup O' Joe".[/QUOTE]
by anthrax?


i really need a cup of coffee go get me a cup o' joe



did anyone catch anthrax on their reunion tour?

[QUOTE=oopyman]Hahahahahahaha, you're such a loser. I hope all your friends hate you because of this and then the girl hates you because you have no friends.[/QUOTE]
No dude this guy is a tr00 playa. Did you hear those pickup lines? GENIUS.

[QUOTE=conniption]by anthrax?


i really need a cup of coffee go get me a cup o' joe



did anyone catch anthrax on their reunion tour?[/QUOTE]



No, not by Anthrax.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]I would learn to skateboard to impress a girl, because i would learn to skate anyways. Not lie about my music.


Shane, after I graduate high school I'm moving to Cali.[/QUOTE]I'm gonna start skating again once I feel like buying a board and s'hit.

Move here. It's the coolest place ever.

Seriously, what a fag.

[QUOTE=A-Life-Less-Plagued]No dude this guy is a tr00 playa. Did you hear those pickup lines? GENIUS.[/QUOTE]
The funniest part is he actually thinks he's a mack.

I'm a mack. I proved it the other day after work. Yeah. I'm a mack.

[QUOTE=shane italian]I'm a mack. I proved it the other day after work. Yeah. I'm a mack.[/QUOTE]

That dude in your avatar is a mack.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Whatever. You guys know you'd change yourself for some a'ss.[/QUOTE]
Never. I have too much self worth.

[QUOTE=amostbitterseason]Never. I have too much self worth.[/QUOTE]
Seriously. It's disrespectful to yourself and to the chick to do **** like that.

[QUOTE=oopyman]Seriously. It's disrespectful to yourself and to the chick to do **** like that.[/QUOTE]
The important thing to remember when dating a girl is to make sure you can be yourself around her and that she likes/loves you for WHO YOU ARE. Not for someone you are not.

One day a really hot girl is going to want your balls and think your into some s'hit that you really aren't into...and in the end you won't tell her she's wrong. It happens.

107th coolest mxer :cool:

[QUOTE=shane italian]One day a really hot girl is going to want your balls and think your into some s'hit that you really aren't into...and in the end you won't tell her she's wrong. It happens.[/QUOTE]
Sure, when you meet someone new with different taste you might want to give there tastes a try, but in the end never change who you are.

50 somethingth.

[QUOTE=amostbitterseason]Sure, when you meet someone new with different taste you might want to give there tastes a try, but in the end never change who you are.[/QUOTE]
I'm not going to change who I am. But I might let a girl think some different things about me if it gets me a little fun.

[QUOTE=shane italian]I'm not going to change who I am. But I might let a girl think some different things about me if it gets me a little fun.[/QUOTE]
If you want to do that, whatever.

One time I convinced a girl I was into group sex so that I could have sex with her, even though all of her friends were in on it to. It was embarrassing.

Maybe if she assumes something on her own, I may not tell her but pretending you like certain bands and buying a skateboard...

Lying to get laid is fuc[color=white]king[/color] lame. If you have to trick a girl into having sex with you, you don't deserve her. Have some fuc[color=white]king[/color] integrity and some respect.

Who cares though? Let him do what he wants, it's his life.

Yeah, who thinks it's totally abnormal for a p'enis to curve left?

Dude my p[I]e[/I]nis, as well as everyone I know, curves to the left.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Who cares though? Let him do what he wants, it's his life.

Yeah, who thinks it's totally abnormal for a p'enis to curve left?[/QUOTE]
How big of a curve?

DUDE MINE IS CURVED TO THE LEFT TOO OMG TRIPLETZ

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]Dude my p[I]e[/I]nis, as well as everyone I know, curves to the left.[/QUOTE]
Well all of my friends' are totally straight...so they give me so much s'hit about it curving. Like it ALWAYS comes up. I'll meet a new person at a show and the first thing to be said is "This is Shane, he has a curvy dick!".

Mine is straight...

[IMG]http://members.shaw.ca/h-chartrand/images/Ch%2004%20Demand/Engel%20Curve%20Fig.%204.2.gif[/IMG]

That was the only curve I could find that was about the same as my *****.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Well all of my friends' are totally straight...so they give me so much s'hit about it curving. Like it ALWAYS comes up. I'll meet a new person at a show and the first thing to be said is "This is Shane, he has a curvy dick!".[/QUOTE]

Bull****, noones [SIZE=2]pe[/SIZE]nis is straight.

LOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOCAUST

:lol: :lol: :lol:

EDIT: /\/\/\ at the graph representation

Mine is straight.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Well all of my friends' are totally straight...so they give me so much s'hit about it curving. Like it ALWAYS comes up. I'll meet a new person at a show and the first thing to be said is "This is Shane, he has a curvy dick!".[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHA LOL'D HARD

Whatever. I've had sex with like 2 girls and all went well. But it still bothers me sometimes.

PS - mine is around the same angle as that picture. But it also like to lean to the left for some reason too at the base...but that's not a big deal since you can just pivot it any way you like.

lol we have bent weenies