Where do you work, or better said, what do you do at jail?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16359302]Yeah i don't want to take my 160 gig iPod out of my pocket in a jail. Lol.[/QUOTE]

lol, very true

Dammit, so a moth comes into my room and I couldn't find a fly swatter so I left and got my shoe. I come back and then I realized that it wouldn't work when it came back and I couldn't kill it, so I go find the fly swatter and come back and now I can't find the ****ing thing.

look in ur closet

[quote=Dimmu Burger;16359302]Yeah i don't want to take my 160 gig iPod out of my pocket in a jail. Lol.[/quote]how many songs do you have?

i have 4500 :(

[QUOTE=TimJim;16359477]look in ur closet[/QUOTE]
It's the computer room so there is no closet.

[quote=UmphreysHead;16359483]It's the computer room so there is no closet.[/quote][SIZE=1]good he didnt see me.[/SIZE]


oic

It actually worked out decently, I'm having a good deal of fun hitting random things every few seconds hoping to scare it out of hiding.

[QUOTE=UmphreysHead;16359475]Dammit, so a moth comes into my room and I couldn't find a fly swatter so I left and got my shoe. I come back and then I realized that it wouldn't work when it came back and I couldn't kill it, so I go find the fly swatter and come back and now I can't find the ****ing thing.[/QUOTE]

Holy crap, a friggin' moth! I mean, are you okay? Any broken bones or chewed off limbs? Perhaps you should the police or at least animal control.

Thanks dick.

i thopught that Riva was Jason :confused:

[QUOTE=UmphreysHead;16359506]Thanks dick.[/QUOTE]

*Jason

He is.

Good correction.

Guys I didn't capitalize the d.

ok just making sure

when i first joined i thought that he was a she =/

I get that a lot.

And it's a fair call, I was being a bit of a dickhead, but at least I'm not a crybaby wimp.

Would a crybaby wimp eventually catch the moth and then light it on fire?

yes

you emo

I said I lit it on fire, not me.

[QUOTE=UmphreysHead;16359660]Would a crybaby wimp eventually catch the moth and then light it on fire?[/QUOTE]

Nope, and neither would you.

[QUOTE=UmphreysHead;16359660]Would a crybaby wimp eventually catch the moth and then light it on fire?[/QUOTE]

No but someone trying to seem cool on the internet would

Mission accomplished.

What? The mission's over? OVER?!

I guess I could always spray my cat with water. New mission.

that's just cruel

**** you Umphrey. Cats are the epitome of awesome...if you do that prepare to die in a neg storm.

I concede. Can I spray a fly at least?

my brother's girlfriend and i locked her cat in a cage and he was freaking out but then we baked him out and he just chilled

he didn't even get out right away when we opened the cage, so in essence, that wasn't animal cruelty, right?

also, lenny's a ******

Ok that's ****ed up.

EDIT: Nvm. Didn't see the second half.