Blame blair. He make us act this way. Instead of updates, we get his photo album

:lol: So true.

But there are so many fags on toolshed, people are trying to make sense of the rumours, and they just post sh!t like bibloran 1/1/06...

When do we hear your guitar skillz Ben?

NP : SikTh - Tupelo...such a funny song.

When they develop I guess. I've mastered the tool powerchords as you can hear :lol:

Or probably once I get the house to myself for an hour or two. Problem with the cpu being in the living room is the TV on, people milling about, and no one wants a guitar being amped during the day.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]When they develop I guess. I've mastered the tool powerchords as you can hear :lol:

Or probably once I get the house to myself for an hour or two. Problem with the cpu being in the living room is the TV on, people milling about, and no one wants a guitar being amped during the day.[/QUOTE]

Yhup, I wanna lay down my vocals for aenima, but I'm told you can hear me at the top of my rd :( and there is workmen outside.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Its untrue. He was staying at his Mars retreat all month [B]with his boyfriend[/B][/QUOTE]

Wait....what?

[QUOTE=Maynard James Keenan]Wait....what?[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's right, the person you named your account after is a flamboyant homosexual.

[QUOTE=clearvision]Yeah that's right, the person you named your account after is a flamboyant homosexual.[/QUOTE]

He can do what he wants, not a problem. I don't have a problem with gay people, so....

And plus, his 'MySpace' (irony++) says he's a swinger.

I just thought about something concerning the new album. Okay, does anyone hear remember that article, which I'm not sure if it was fake or not, with Adam, and it showed a basic picture of a few teens in the sand and it said something like "Oh My God We're Going To See Tool" or something like that and Adam said they are actually considering the cover? Well, I think we also remember the MX'er deadohiosky who all of a sudden came on claiming he knew secrets about the album. Now, the only way he'd tell the secret to you, was by you e-mailing him some information about yourself, why you love Tool, the inspiration they have had on you, etc. Well, deadohiosky has disappeared from these boards now all of a sudden. So, I'm thinking: What if he was asked by Blair who was asked by the members of Tool to do this. You know, since if the cover of the album is going to be just a bunch of teens excited to see Tool, what if they collected all those e-mails that people sent, and somehow put it into the cd booklet to fit in with the concept? Or maybe they'll take the names of the people who sent e-mails and somehow use them in a not so positive way in the book (I really doubt this) because they were trying to gain knowledge of the new album before it came out. So, what do you guys think? Yes, I know, it's a stretch.

I heard Maynard, upon request, put about a pound of weed into the cannon that Hunter S. Thompson's ashes were fired out of.







:eek:

[QUOTE=satchforever]I just thought about something concerning the new album. Okay, does anyone hear remember that article, which I'm not sure if it was fake or not, with Adam, and it showed a basic picture of a few teens in the sand and it said something like "Oh My God We're Going To See Tool" or something like that and Adam said they are actually considering the cover? Well, I think we also remember the MX'er deadohiosky who all of a sudden came on claiming he knew secrets about the album. Now, the only way he'd tell the secret to you, was by you e-mailing him some information about yourself, why you love Tool, the inspiration they have had on you, etc. Well, deadohiosky has disappeared from these boards now all of a sudden. So, I'm thinking: What if he was asked by Blair who was asked by the members of Tool to do this. You know, since if the cover of the album is going to be just a bunch of teens excited to see Tool, what if they collected all those e-mails that people sent, and somehow put it into the cd booklet to fit in with the concept? Or maybe they'll take the names of the people who sent e-mails and somehow use them in a not so positive way in the book (I really doubt this) because they were trying to gain knowledge of the new album before it came out. So, what do you guys think? Yes, I know, it's a stretch.[/QUOTE]

You never know. It is quite a strecth, but anything is possible.

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]I heard Maynard, upon request, put about a pound of weed into the cannon that Hunter S. Thompson's ashes were fired out of.[/QUOTE]

I would expect nothing less.

The ****ing internet didint let me on this **** for all of yesterday. I wish the theory about the teen covers was sorta true. seems fun. meh

That would suck if that was the cover, I want some new blistering art work.

WEll yeah now I think aobut it yeah, but perhaps the other **** could be in booklets wich sometimjes I dont understand to well

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/search.php?searchid=148238[/url]

Well, considering that deadohiosky posted 2 days ago, I don't think your theory is correct.

hI gUyZ, eyem bak!

tool sucks...heh

I hope you get banned.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo][url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/search.php?searchid=148238[/url]

Well, considering that deadohiosky posted 2 days ago, I don't think your theory is correct.[/QUOTE]

:confused:

Whatis going on with all this cover talk?

Would it be possible for someone to upload the OK concert? I only had part of the file and then it messed up. I understand the amount of time it takes to upload such files, and that's fine if nobody can. However if someone is willing to do this and has the time to, I would appreciate their efforts very much.

Gimmicks suck.

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]Gimmicks suck.[/QUOTE]

[B].. / --.- ..- .. - . / .- --. .-. . . [/B]

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]Gimmicks suck.[/QUOTE]

Indeed, but when a band has one it doesn't bother me too much as long as the music's good.

For instance, I can't stand ICP's music, and there gimmick makes it 10 times worse. Plus, I love Slipknot, but I'm not going let the fact that some kids love those masks more then the music ruin it for me.

Uh. the new swear filter is so stupid, yet so much fun. Go check the Pit for a chart thing of the new filter.

Uh. the new swear filter is so stupid, yet so much fun. Go check the Pit for a chart thing of the new filter.

[QUOTE=clearvision]Hey dude, some interesting points there. Didn't maynard say the song wasn't about god and jesus? I know this doesn't affect your interpretation but to get the 'true' meaning sureley we have to look somewhere else. I find this incredibly hard when in the lyrics it mentions crosses :angry:

Well int he first stanza you picked out the lines [I]'he had alot to say, he had alot of nothing to say'[/I] i find these lines could talk about Martin luther king (now to be called MLK) You see he tried to change or reform america into a non racist nation. He had many things to say, which may have become reptitive, hence maynards contradiction.

The next point i recieved from this guy called 'mstajduh' on the toolshed forums. in the line [I]'We need the f*ckin space to nail the next fool martyr [/I] the explanation the guy gave was "He was the one doing the nailing his 95 thesis on the corrupt catholic church in wittenburg" this makes sense, Maynard could be using a complex metaphor, but maybe im mistaken. These are the two main arguments i have. Has anyone got any othe rideas on 'eulogy'?[/QUOTE]


I just figured it was about bill hicks, mainly cause im a retard- i dont even know if hes dead. btw, anyone with info about him POST IT i want to learn about him.

ps TooL RooLs, i have all their albums and they give me tinglies and justin is one of my many bass lovers

Another thing about Bill hicks is bill hicks said alot in his comedy acts that heaven comes from a cow's as[B][I][/I][/B]s. He means mushrooms which I am guessing is not true and there is a picute on undertow that has a cow trying to lick its own as[B][I][/I][/B]s.

[QUOTE=Dude3]Uh. the new swear filter is so stupid, yet so much fun. Go check the Pit for a chart thing of the new filter.[/QUOTE]

Can you give me a link with the chart?

[QUOTE=satchforever]Can you give me a link with the chart?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=370781&page=1&pp=25[/url]

Not really a chart, but you get my point. I think MX got hacked. But I love it. ATTN: I love = I lo[SIZE=1]v[/SIZE]e

[QUOTE=Rothmans]Another thing about Bill hicks is bill hicks said alot in his comedy acts that heaven comes from a cow's as[B][I][/I][/B]s. He means mushrooms which I am guessing is not true and there is a picute on undertow that has a cow trying to lick its own as[B][I][/I][/B]s.[/QUOTE]


Why does no one listen to me when I post that :angry:

Of course MX didn't get hacked... It's a standard swear filter