lol taking a break

[QUOTE=Happy;17959908]definitely, a relationship with no arguing would last about a month.[/QUOTE]

lol

no

how would u know

seriously?

How can anyone have a relationship were its all smiles and being nice?

Couldn't do it personally.

[QUOTE=Apoc;17959880]mappy's never known a girl who hasn't thrashed his ego constantly

he assumes your girlfriend treats you similarly[/QUOTE]

no, its just every girl ive dated was like that, and ive come to discover that bitchy girls are well... bitches

there are "bitchy" girls and then there are [i]bitchy[/i] girls.

I like the playfully bitchy ("bitchy") ones tbh

[QUOTE=Luc214;17959927]there are "bitchy" girls and then there are [i]bitchy[/i] girls.

I like the playfully bitchy ("bitchy") ones tbh[/QUOTE]

yeah I sort of know what you mean and I agree

yeah i like those ones that are like

on topic, there's a drunken couple arguing outside. Looks like its gonna get physical.

video tape it

[QUOTE=lim;17959913]how would u know[/QUOTE]

mines lasted two months w/o an argument

she accepts everything and just does what she's told

its great

did you order her online or something

woah to months damnnn

Mate of mine who's a floor below told me to look out my window early thursday morning. Some girl was slapping the **** out of her (I assume) bf.

The perks of living on a main road.

true. They've gone now though :(

[QUOTE=Happy;17959939]did you order her online or something[/QUOTE]

thai bride

she loves brent

LONG TIME

two months is nothing

That's the honey moon period of relationships.

An argument will come brent.

best thing about arguments is having angry sex afterwards

couples' dance floor slapfest

[IMG]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1329/1269419054025.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=masscows;17959924]I know I didn't really give you much to work with but I don't see how you can infer this girl is similar to the ones you've dated

I was mostly just playing around with how Brent worded his post :smash:[/QUOTE]

well i saw confusing, argumentative, and bitchy

and i was like, that does not sound good

haha fair enough

also 2 months is a pretty short honeymoon period, but yeah I'd say you won't have to go much longer without a good argument over something stupid.

probably about her not putting out

[i]come onnn please let me f*ck your left ear

I watched The Notebook with you ffs[/i]

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17959943]thai bride

she loves brent

LONG TIME[/QUOTE]

she's viet and I met her online

so

close enough

PS I Love You was soooooooo good babe.

P.S let me **** you up the arse

[QUOTE=Happy;17959939]did you order her online or something[/QUOTE]

in a sense lololol

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17959958]PS I Love You was soooooooo good babe.

P.S let me **** you up the arse[/QUOTE]

ps lets poop in each otherz butts back n forth 4evr

let's see what James Joyce has to say in some of his love letters, shall we?

[QUOTE]My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being f*cked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I f*cked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest f*cking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, f*cking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every f*ck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger f*ck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to f*ck a farting woman when every f*ck drives one out of her.[/QUOTE]

Literary masterwork.