[QUOTE=MothEatenDeerHead213]is that i pod thing real?[/QUOTE]

Hey slut! I thought you were leaving for a month.

tomorrow i think but we still didnt do each other

ah that ebay one doesnt work!! should i just go with the AOL one

Not that anyone cares but as of today I've been on MX for a year. :chug:

You all should shut up because I've been here for 3 years, 3 months and 3 days.

Me too. :chug:

EDIT: To the guy above the jerk above me.

:p

[QUOTE=MothEatenDeerHead213]tomorrow i think but we still didnt do each other[/QUOTE]

Buy me some crack. We'll have a chat...and some more. :naughty:

Yes!

[QUOTE=imnotyourcrackwhore]Buy me some crack. We'll have a chat...and some more. :naughty:[/QUOTE]
scary scary people. :naughty:

eh you know you want it to

[QUOTE=MothEatenDeerHead213]eh you know you want it to[/QUOTE]
thats not the point! :p

[QUOTE=pikeled onion]scary scary people. :naughty:[/QUOTE]

That's right. We may be scary...but we're AWESOME.

its winding down to the final hours of my auction on ebay for the asian sex slave chained up in my basment. He is 5'3 a " catcher" and is ready for some fun with you!!
its only 100 dollars so dont be a ***** and bid on it

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]its winding down to the final hours of my auction on ebay for the asian sex slave chained up in my basment. He is 5'3 a " catcher" and is ready for some fun with you!!
its only 100 dollars so dont be a ***** and bid on it[/QUOTE]
of course, your excelent sales techniques have got me interested. is it a mail order type thing?

I might consider that....if he wasn't so short. You should tell him to stop eating that rice. It stuns his growth and then hawt chicks will never want him.

[QUOTE=pikeled onion]of course, your excelent sales techniques have got me interested. is it a mail order type thing?[/QUOTE]
no. i put him in a hefty bag and drive him to your home. but i put 3 air holes at the top and leave him sone rice cakes.

[QUOTE=imnotyourcrackwhore]I might consider that....if he wasn't so short. You should tell him to stop eating that rice. It stuns his growth and then hawt chicks will never want him.[/QUOTE]
i cant help it. He eats semen and rice and thats it. :naughty:

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]no. i put him in a hefty bag and drive him to your home. but i put 3 air holes at the top and leave him sone rice cakes.[/QUOTE]
wow, u would drive all the way to england!?

ill have to make an exception. I cant afford it. If he ger even more lippy ill make him walk there

D[i]a[/i]mn, HORSE the band played tonight and I missed it.

:lol:

I think you should buy him a llama. He deserves it.

[QUOTE=imnotyourcrackwhore]:lol:

I think you should buy him a llama. He deserves it.[/QUOTE]
yes, and then he can ride it to england!marvelous. ill have tea and scones waiting. :D

[QUOTE=imnotyourcrackwhore]:lol:

I think you should buy him a llama. He deserves it.[/QUOTE]
ill give him ham while riding the lama so when he feeds him he says " hey lamma, come over and eat some ha,. like napolean dynamite

Sliced ham, or ham you have to prepare in an oven?

:lol:

Has anyone ever had cup of noodles without the boiling water?

yes. it tastes awsome. I make lines with the chicken flavor powder and snort it

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]Sliced ham, or ham you have to prepare in an oven?[/QUOTE]
sliced

God. That's pure genius, DOLEMITE. What about raw moths?

^ Que?

You know, moths...the insects.

My cat was playing with one and he ate it. I bet it was just delicious.

oooo. we dont have any where we live but if we did i would eat them all ****in day

That's the way it should be...

Or something.

just smoke crack and forget your troubles, man.

exactly.. some people got their priorities right.

Smoke some crack...have some sex...be the official MX crackwhore. Good times, good times.

sex is also good.

si si to that.

just smoke crack while having sex

Seeing as how most of you are 13-15 I find it hard to imagine that you know much about sex or crack.

10 year olds get eachother knocked up around here