You're quite the character, Mr. Flat.

[QUOTE=Heidi;17280590]You're quite the character, Mr. Flat.[/QUOTE]

How are you today?

[QUOTE=Mr Flat;17280593]How are you today?[/QUOTE]

Pretty good, how about yourself?

[QUOTE=Heidi;17280599]Pretty good, how about yourself?[/QUOTE]

Good.

Sup broskis?

Gotta meet up with my band at 2. I don't want to.

Gf's going Turkey tonight, I'll be living on my own for a week...

You're still uncomfortable with your drummer in the band?

My lady is going to India for 3 months in december.
I'm quite looking forward to the freedom, but I'll also miss her. :(

I need to shave now, I'm leaving for the a science tv show in an hour.
Should be interesting, I've never been in a TV studio.
PLus I'll have to pack some books for on the road, it's like 3 hours, one way, by train.

hehe, sounds nice - have fun!

I still haven't dealt with my breakup... 7months and I still wanna have her back somehow, but now I am afraid that she would break up the contact 100%; She has b-day this thursday and afterwards I will contact her... lets see :/

Kidnap her and she's yours forever...

sup bros?

[QUOTE]I still haven't dealt with my breakup...[/QUOTE]

join duh club

repcak should stop being such a weak little wimp about his relationship and be manly man though im quite sure that is absolutely NOT possible for him to wrap his head around

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17280844]repcak should stop being such a weak little wimp about his relationship and be manly man though im quite sure that is absolutely NOT possible for him to wrap his head around[/QUOTE]

yeah man take this advice

he is afterall a homosexual and they're always right about this type of thing !

my birfday today :)

got abducted by my friends at 12:30 last night, thrown in the trunk and tossed into the main campus fountain

I then proceeded to pose shirtless for pics because I'm that metal

picsorlies

when my friend uploads them I'll post them

I've read the rules for requesting a movie to be made, and it said that if I have a fetish that is different from what is offered, you may be able to talk to the directors and work something out. I got a great idea while watching some scat movies recently: scat swapping. This would basically be a movie where one woman's *** is penetrated by fingering and tonguing and fisting to make her anus very loose. A third woman will pull her anus open further and hold it open, meanwhile the second woman, the scat-giver, poops in the first woman's open ***. The woman whose *** has been **** in will then **** the scat-giver's **** back out, and everyone will eat it. If possible, I would also like it if the women were able to vomit in the woman's *** along with the ****, or afterwards, so that the vomit could also be **** out and eaten. Please get back to me and let me know if this is something you can accomplish in a video, and if so, how much it would cost. Thank you!

[QUOTE=easylee;17280947]I've read the rules for requesting a movie to be made, and it said that if I have a fetish that is different from what is offered, you may be able to talk to the directors and work something out. I got a great idea while watching some scat movies recently: scat swapping. This would basically be a movie where one woman's *** is penetrated by fingering and tonguing and fisting to make her anus very loose. A third woman will pull her anus open further and hold it open, meanwhile the second woman, the scat-giver, poops in the first woman's open ***. The woman whose *** has been **** in will then **** the scat-giver's **** back out, and everyone will eat it. If possible, I would also like it if the women were able to vomit in the woman's *** along with the ****, or afterwards, so that the vomit could also be **** out and eaten. Please get back to me and let me know if this is something you can accomplish in a video, and if so, how much it would cost. Thank you![/QUOTE]

ummm this already exists it's called swap.avi google it

Today I got lots of free food from a broken vending machine.

not gonna shower before work **** off unelite

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17280957]ummm this already exists it's called swap.avi google it[/QUOTE]

r u srs i clam plagrism

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17280971]not gonna shower before work **** off unelite[/QUOTE]

I went the whole month of May at work without showering, come back when you have accomplished such a thing

[QUOTE=easylee;17280975]r u srs i clam plagrism[/QUOTE]

eh nah you need to think outside the box more

what I have in mind is a combination of swap.avi, the BME pain olympics, and MR Hands ALL AT THE SAME TIME

I'll be rich :)

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17280957]ummm this already exists it's called swap.avi google it[/QUOTE]

oh man how I wish I wasnt at work right now

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17280978]I went the whole month of May at work without showering, come back when you have accomplished such a thing[/QUOTE]

Nah, I'd get pretty fired if I did that.

well then ur pretty unelite I guess :-\:-\:-\:-\

yeah well no surprises there i could have told you that.

i gotta find out a new way to not have to pay double bus fair cuz i want to go to sonic boom on my way to work, and im working at the ex, but i can't, like, use a transfer to get on the streetcar on bathurst if i get said transfer from the subway station derrrrrrrrrr

find alternate bus routes or get a metropass, take the bus to some BS place and have it link up on another line that brings you to where you wanna go. i dunno where youre comin/goin from so cant help plus I barely know the city

ride a bike

[QUOTE=easylee;17280947]I've read the rules for requesting a movie to be made, and it said that if I have a fetish that is different from what is offered, you may be able to talk to the directors and work something out. I got a great idea while watching some scat movies recently: scat swapping. This would basically be a movie where one woman's *** is penetrated by fingering and tonguing and fisting to make her anus very loose. A third woman will pull her anus open further and hold it open, meanwhile the second woman, the scat-giver, poops in the first woman's open ***. The woman whose *** has been **** in will then **** the scat-giver's **** back out, and everyone will eat it. If possible, I would also like it if the women were able to vomit in the woman's *** along with the ****, or afterwards, so that the vomit could also be **** out and eaten. Please get back to me and let me know if this is something you can accomplish in a video, and if so, how much it would cost. Thank you![/QUOTE]

Sounds a little pretentious and artsy but I'd watch it tbh.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17280996]ride a bike[/QUOTE]

Good idea. I ride my bike so much that I could kick a small child to the moon.

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17280993]find alternate bus routes or get a metropass, take the bus to some BS place and have it link up on another line that brings you to where you wanna go. i dunno where youre comin/goin from so cant help plus I barely know the city[/QUOTE]

yeah i need to just start getting metropasses im just cheap, i usually just throw in a whack of nickels instead of paying the full fare.

yeah I figure I work 5 days a week so lets say 22 days a month 2.75 x 2 is like 5.50 and 5.50 x 22 is like 121$ and metropass is 109$ and thats just work use, theres always weekends, trips to hospital, hop on a bus/streetcar wherever etc etc so it really adds up and definitly good buy for me. Plus you never will have to pay double fare again arrrgggghh.

Good night.

good morning asshole

Not in France, can't sleep.

aww flatty has insomnia

yo chill out bro

Nuit d' insomnie

Wake up tommorow go to work

Wow, I just got the best text ever from my friend who's Cuban. This is exactly what she said:

"You know how the KKK hated color ppl especially blk... well if i were to live bac in that era would i be considered blk or colored?"

seriously been laughing for 10 minutes

what are you going to say back