nope never saw that either.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Have you ever seen Mr Nice Guy with Jackie Chan? The acting and dialogue are so terrible it's hilarious. The action scenes are cool though.[/QUOTE]
is that wher he is a tv chef? terrible, but the fighting, though hilariously fake, is quite well done.

I'm the only one in the slsk room!

[QUOTE=pikeled onion]is that wher he is a tv chef? terrible, but the fighting, though hilariously fake, is quite well done.[/QUOTE]

That's the one.

[QUOTE=SuicidalForLife]I'm the only one in the slsk room![/QUOTE]
whats the slsk room?

F'uck you I'm not telling.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]That's the one.[/QUOTE]
i dont see why the secretary didnt just run away instead of attaking the reporter with a golf club.

[QUOTE=SuicidalForLife]F'uck you I'm not telling.[/QUOTE]
thats not nice. ive decided i shal just not ask again and then you wont be mean.

[QUOTE=pikeled onion]i dont see why the secretary didnt just run away instead of attaking the reporter with a golf club.[/QUOTE]
Nothing about that film mad any sense. What about that chinese women who thinks everyone's saying she's got small breasts. And the big house at the end that looks like it's made from lego. What the f'uck was that all about?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Nothing about that film mad any sense. What about that chinese women who thinks everyone's saying she's got small breasts. And the big house at the end that looks like it's made from lego. What the f'uck was that all about?[/QUOTE]
very true, it was all a load of bollocks realy. did u see it on channel 4 a while ago? they had like a Jaki Chan season. all very bad. but in Mr Nice guy, i liked the little sub plot of the fat man on the bike, being knocked over alot. :lol:

That fat man was Sammo from Martial Law. He choreographs all the fight scenes in Jackie Chan movies. I originally saw it on Channel 4 but I've got it on DVD now.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]That fat man was Sammo from Martial Law. He choreographs all the fight scenes in Jackie Chan movies. I originally saw it on Channel 4 but I've got it on DVD now.[/QUOTE]
yeah, i remember seeing the fat dude in the credits, doing the choreography with Jakie. if you had seen the film already, why oh why did you buy it?!?!?!

Why not? It's hilarious in it's terribleness. And it was only £4.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Why not? It's hilarious in it's terribleness. And it was only £4.[/QUOTE]
bargain. yeah its so rediculous i watched it the whole way through on the telly, then when someone had recorded it, i watched it again.twice! :D

Its alot like Kung Pow

But Kung Pow is tries to be funny and fails. Mr Nice Guy is funny without meaning to be therefore it's hilarious

Does anyone watch Malcolm In The Middle. It's probably the funniest programme on TV at the moment.

[QUOTE]If I am such a genius then why am I drunk and lost in the desert with a bullet in my a[COLOR=White]ss[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Reno 911 is bad ***

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Does anyone watch Malcolm In The Middle. It's probably the funniest programme on TV at the moment.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, except not.

Malcolm in the Middle > You

Family Guy, 70's show, Seinfeld, king of the hill, simpsons, futurama, MXC, The Price is Right >malcom in the middle.

Don't get me wrong, its a good show, but not THAT good.

Malcolm in the Middle isn't that great.

[url=http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7481437]Free Ipods[/url]>You

Malcolm in the Middle STINKS

Worst Show Ever = MTV Reality Awards Show

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]If anyone wants to help me out, let me have your email adress so I can email you an ipod referal. Just signup and complete an offer. Then I owe ya.[/QUOTE]
[email]luey9_daboss@hotmail.com[/email]

You owe me, now pleasure me and give me your ipod.

[url]http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7481437[/url]

Use that link, the webpage is being gay or something.

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]Family Guy, Seinfeld, king of the hill, simpsons, futurama.[/QUOTE]
Those are good shows but my post reads the funniest programme on TV at the moment. On British terrestrial tv none of those shows are currently on therefore I win.

Why is everyone giving out ipods?

yEah, but all the options are suckers bets, which one did you take?

Because they're free, you just sign up and then complete a referal.

[url=http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7481437]Signup Here[/url]

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]yEah, but all the options are suckers bets, which one did you take?[/QUOTE]
I did the EBay one, but they chanegd it.

Sh'it! It's US only.

why did they take out the ebay one?

Probably because it's been abused by me so much with fake accounts.

[QUOTE=Mardok]Why is everyone giving out ipods?[/QUOTE]
It's a huge advertisement scam. You may get a free iPod, but not before you fall prey to the advertisements. It follows the same theory as chain e-mails, if everyone follows through you'll reach every person on the internet in a short time. You need 5 referrers to get a free iPod, and you give the free iPod info to the 5 people who need 5 people for the free iPod. You start with one person and in no time your at 25. Then 25 people follow through and you have 125. From there it will multiply into insanity. They make big profits because of that too, trust me, especially since many people won't go through with it to the end.

[QUOTE=JmE]It's a huge advertisement scam. You may get a free iPod, but not before you fall prey to the advertisements. It follows the same theory as chain e-mails, if everyone follows through you'll reach every person on the internet in a short time. You need 5 referrers to get a free iPod, and you give the free iPod info to the 5 people who need 5 people for the free iPod. You start with one person and in no time your at 25. Then 25 people follow through and you have 125. From there it will multiply into insanity. They make big profits because of that too, trust me, especially since many people won't go through with it to the end.[/QUOTE]
sounds like capitalist tyranny to me.

exactly that..

Whos getting pizza at Hungry Howies today(Wacky Wednesday)?

I stayed up pretty late last night watching some movie on TBS. The movie made it seem like there would be tons of lesbian scenes, what with all the hot girls and the way they acted alone with each other, but I got nothing! There was one where they almost made out but she ended up killing her instead of having lesbian sex with her. :mad: