i have one

was it with a blow-up doll?

the saddest thing is that brent has better luck with girls than me

fuck

Brent is Alpha, you are Beta.

yes I am

this girl is so confusing, I have no idea if I'm friend zoned or what.

if you don't know then you probably are, but there's probably still time to make a move.

Make sure you stick to asking alpha users like Me, Gottapost and ADB for advice.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18767711]i have one[/QUOTE]

okay let's hear it

I also have one.

yes, boobz bumz n tumz do indeed rawk

Did you show her the pic of all your monies on the floor?

:lol:

lol

now why would i do that

dont be jelly man

got a new follower on twitter

it's a site i've been working at for the past year

/whiteguyproblems

:lol:

Why would you show anyone a pic of money on the floor - so she thinks you are cool.

:lol:

instant jelly

i thought you were known for maintaining your composure

since when?

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18767708]i went on a date last night let me know if you guys have any questions[/QUOTE]

yes, what should i have for lunch i can make pbj or warm up some fried chicken

The money on the floor!

:lol:

malc whatever you decide dont waste your own jelly, hnd's right here

nate:

did u kiss her?

what kind of jelly do you have hnd, it better not be grape

i had sex with her who do you think youre talking to

nate "money on the floor" Idon'tknowhwatyourlastnameis

christensen, you might know my brother

he hayden

Look at all this money.

Betta throw it on the floor and take a pic so I can use it to verify that I have money on a forum.

:lol:

lol @nate

and look - you're still dreaming about it :cool:

I'm just going delude myself some more and believe that she's just really old fashioned or something

yeah that'll work

:cool: Hahah no but srsly it's cool I know you wayded a lot of tables to produce that picture.

what happened p13

edit: shouldnt u be answering phones, winning sales prizes like travel mugs and whatnot

waited*

first date: quite romantic, went pretty well, thought it was going well, we hugged and then she went inside (confused)

she then went back home to Toronto but was texting me all the time out of the blue

second date: night time walk alone through the national art gallery, lots in common etc wasn't awkward at all, shared a nice dinner looking over the river and talking, then we walked to the mall cause she needed to buy something and then I walked her home. Again, she hugged me and said she had a great time and then went inside.

not the friend-zone I'm used to

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18767711]i have one[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

and yes I know I'm very beta

what the fuck does that even mean

did the hugging follow pregnant pauses or was she very proactive and abrupt

I'm not alpha (like alpha male)

slightly better than being subhuman basically

@nate
abrupt as far as I could tell
the way she acted before the date and during compared to the end is what confuses me

[QUOTE=P13;18767780]I'm not alpha (like alpha male)

slightly better than being subhuman basically[/QUOTE]

so?

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18767778]what the fuck does that even mean[/QUOTE]

beta

got it bro tyvm