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she looks better on video

:lol:

Bugs bunny is hot.

Bugs's original name was Efrem the Retarded Rabbit.

I love what the Brits have done for beer. I love my Boddingtons pub ale... good stuff... and Guiness stout. Good British beer in general, actually.

your mums original name was james

thats alright :)

our pleasure

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

Hahahahha, good ole necro jokes.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That's an ok joke.

However, Natalie Portman was very hot in the new Star Wars movies. I think the only reason I went to the see the second movie, was because she was in it.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Bugs's original name was Efrem the Retarded Rabbit.[/QUOTE]

i love that show.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Bugs's original name was Efrem the Retarded Rabbit.[/QUOTE]
Family Die!

i farted and it really smells bad.

[QUOTE=JmE]That's an ok joke.

However, Natalie Portman was very hot in the new Star Wars movies. I think the only reason I went to the see the second movie, was because she was in it.[/QUOTE]
My friend has a cardboard cutout of her in his basement, it's nice.

Did he steal it or something?

[QUOTE=lynch_me]Did he steal it or something?[/QUOTE]
Probably. He's a cleptomaniac.

haha cool. my friend has a [B]s[/B]hit load of cardboard cut-outs for games and films, he goes into video game stores and puts his telephone number on the back of them, and tells them to call him when they're throwing it out. yeah, he's a loser

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retards like that should have been aborted

it has to be a joke.

hahaha. that person should die

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]bitter>alco pops>shandy>lager>cider[/QUOTE]


thats more like it. Cider is a horrible cheap nasty homeless person drink

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id rather drink cider than the others


i used to only drink cider, but if i drink to much i puke and feel absoltuely awful


i've never puked on beer, i just feel grotty and bloated if i drink to much

there parents dont love them, are most of them guys?

Alco pops just take like pop, and are easy to drink, same with shandy

but dont get you drunk

unless you are a girl

or a 30 year old man with a receeding hair line, they are always drunk on alcopops

Alcopops are so full of sugar and no-one with any self respect drinks them

lager > bitter > alcopops