Infomercials crack me up. Have any of you see the one that peels hardboiled eggs

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]Infomercials crack me up. Have any of you see the one that peels hardboiled eggs[/QUOTE]
The one that talks about the bubble of air at the top of the egg?

Ever seen the enhancement pill one with Ron Jeremy in it?

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]Infomercials crack me up. Have any of you see the one that peels hardboiled eggs[/QUOTE]
The only infomercials I watch are the Girls Gone Wild ones.

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]but jesus made you[/QUOTE]
i say his parents made him

the womb made you.

The cord made you

[QUOTE=SheepNutz]Well, it says chocolate/coffee/nut beer, but that's just a category. It just means that they put all beers that have significant amounts of chocolate, coffee, or nuts in that catagory. They don't have to have all three ingredients in them. For example, a good chocolate beer would be either Young's Double Chocolate Stout, Sam Adams Chocolate Bock, or Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout. A good example of a coffee beer would be Bell's Java Stout by the Kalamazoo Brewing Co. An example of a nut beer would be Rogue Hazelnut Brown Nectar or Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale.[/QUOTE]

Oh ok. I don't really know all that much about beer, i just drink it and see if it tastes nice and that does for me

eugh i tried hoegarden last night

it's white beer


and its [b]F[/B]UCKING HORRIBLE!

it's like really nasty cheap cider mixed with beechames flu plus lemon stuff or something.

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]eugh i tried hoegarden last night

it's white beer


and its [b]F[/B]UCKING HORRIBLE!

it's like really nasty cheap cider mixed with beechames flu plus lemon stuff or something.[/QUOTE]

Where did you get it from? I want to try some

a pub

its the nastiest lager i have ever tried, and i HATE lager because it is a bitches drink.

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]a pub

its the nastiest lager i have ever tried, and i HATE lager because it is a bitches drink.[/QUOTE]

Was it on tap then or a bottle?

Lager's not a woman's drink necessarily, although Stella is

tap i expect, my friend bought it and i wasnt with him, i only tried a bit.

lager was invented for woman.

[QUOTE=JmE]That was actually my plan this summer. Except I'm going for shrooms first.[/QUOTE]


my summer plan to


and beer
and weed
and girls.

crackpots

you're going to crack pots over summer?

My mom has nice cups.

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]my summer plan to


and beer
and weed
and girls
and dave.
[/QUOTE]

:confused:

[QUOTE=JmE]That was actually my plan this summer. Except I'm going for shrooms first.[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

i got a pair of free pants today

i didn't. shame.

[QUOTE=MILF Hunter]:confused:[/QUOTE]


oooh yeah :naughty:

werd

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]oooh yeah :naughty:[/QUOTE]

hey :naughty:

mmmmmmmmm

le bebe

I love le bebe

Could someone add me on MSN and tell me some real punk groups
I like NOFX alot, Bad Religion a bit and Rancid too. Just want to get to know the lesser known punk bands.

[email]johan.ronsse@gamesplanet.be[/email]

Let's talk about dead baby jokes! They are teh funny.

your mum jokes are teh funnier

lets talk about weird jokes


why did the monkey fall out of the tree?































someone threw a fridge at it.

whats worse than a maggot in your apple?






























getting raped.