[QUOTE=Deth;17278191]heard she's tutoring your daughter down there

[I]I went there[/I][/QUOTE]

Lol damn! My daughter isn't in hell, she's in bed at home.

awwz dimmu the doting father

I'm the **** at fathering dude. For real.

Pretty sure I'd be an awful father at this point so I'm gonna wait a few years. I hate kids.

Yeah, definitely wait. =)

How old were you when you had your first (only?) kid?

14.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17278256]14.[/QUOTE]

lol reminds me of a couple of sluts in middle school that got pregs in like 6th or 7th grade

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17278239]How old were you when you had your first (only?) kid?[/QUOTE]

I was one month away from being 25

if i had a kid he would be the most elite kid ever

only up until my kids were born.

My daughter is pretty badass. She can sing like a mofo and dances a lot too. She will be some sorf or performer.

I have already been promised by several people that the second I have kids, troops will be sent to assassinate them :(

thats why you should hire me, im an [I]anti-[/I]assassin

[QUOTE=rasputin;17278297]if i had a kid he would be the most elite kid ever[/QUOTE]

we had that convo the other day bb :p

wtf I'm having so many goddamn problems with my homework assignment and I have no idea why this sucks

numbers ****ing suck

[QUOTE=Deth;17278325]wtf I'm having so many goddamn problems with my homework assignment and I have no idea why this sucks[/QUOTE]

What's it about

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17278309]I have already been promised by several people that the second I have kids, troops will be sent to assassinate them :([/QUOTE]

that's why you gotta make it so when that kid pops out they're packin' mad heat

I like the fact that I don't even have to think about making Liam Jr.'s at this point in time, I can just kick back and chill with my nephew who's the coolest damn kid in the universe 'cause when he acts up I can just hand him back to my sister and her husband :cool:

[quote=txus]we had that convo the other day bb[/quote]
exactly ;)

When I have kids they will probably come off more like an experimental act of terrorism than an actual group of human beings.

According to a friend's prediction, my daughter will be "the biggest slut on the planet by the age of thirteen" and my son will be " an OTC drug fiend passing out boxes of Coricidin to everyone around by the age of five." This was their explanation of why my children will need to be immediately assassinated at birth.

my kids are going to be so ****ing nerdy

[QUOTE=SKUDstorm;17278313]thats why you should hire me, im an [I]anti-[/I]assassin[/QUOTE]

so an assin? or is it assassassin?

my kids are going to listen to nunslaughter from the womb

anyways

im going to watch the usa vs. costa rica game

later bros

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17278344]so an assin? or is it assassassin?[/QUOTE]

either or. as long as you be payin it can be whatever you want it to be ;)

[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;17278335]What's it about[/QUOTE]

differential equations

the math for the assignment isn't even hard I'm just having an off night I guess

[QUOTE=SKUDstorm;17278380]either or. as long as you be payin it can be whatever you want it to be ;)[/QUOTE]

yay yay!

[QUOTE=Txus;17278351]my kids are going to listen to nunslaughter from the womb[/QUOTE]

ahahahah awesome

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[QUOTE=Deth;17278390]differential equations

the math for the assignment isn't even hard I'm just having an off night I guess[/QUOTE]

Good stuff. Thankfully I was able to avoid that module. I have my Stats final in like 12 hours. I'll probably nail it.

it's looking into my soul :(

u got that right buddy

Where the **** is its nose.

that **** is freaking me out

you dont worry about that

[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;17278444]Good stuff. Thankfully I was able to avoid that module. I have my Stats final in like 12 hours. I'll probably nail it.[/QUOTE]

I dominated my engineering stats class so hard

finally got my hw down, had to start over like 6 times but whatever

that is a beautiful animal

Well this sucks, it's 5am and I've been woken up by my hayfever :(

I just came up with an idea for an awesome selective breeding experiment with humans

you must explain.