[QUOTE=AA-12;17630732]i walk[/QUOTE]

hahahah

We did it with my Ice lady Orginal Fleshlight. We watched some animal photographs and whipped out some playboy mags that we could hover over while we plunge the fleshlight and it felt pretty good. We focused on the animal photographs and the celebs, and we didn't hold each other or any of that crap. We basically just thrusted inside the fleshlight untill we blew, and yes there was some major overlapping(no bumping head to head, just shafts running over/underneath each other).

that was a good thread

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17630730]whoa just came back from a walk and me and jorndiz got the riff thread closed?

lol[/QUOTE]

nope

[QUOTE=AA-12;17630737]We did it with my Ice lady Orginal Fleshlight. We watched some animal photographs and whipped out some playboy mags that we could hover over while we plunge the fleshlight and it felt pretty good. We focused on the animal photographs and the celebs, and we didn't hold each other or any of that crap. We basically just thrusted inside the fleshlight untill we blew, and yes there was some major overlapping(no bumping head to head, just shafts running over/underneath each other).

that was a good thread[/QUOTE]

that's good to hear who wrote that one?

edit: well elim the board surely deems the thread unsuitable because of us right?

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17630740]that's good to hear who wrote that one?

edit: well elim the board surely deems the thread unsuitable because of us right?[/QUOTE]

some homophobic guy on the [I][COLOR="Pink"]official fleshlight forums[/COLOR][/I]

[QUOTE=AA-12;17630742]some homophobic guy on the [I][COLOR="Pink"]official fleshlight forums[/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]

oh

i hate fleshlights a microwaved banana peel is way better

i want one

[QUOTE=AA-12;17630749]i want one[/QUOTE]

but you already have one

:rolleyes:

i have 10

i'm a biker

yesterday a lot of people were beeping their horn at me I was like wtf and realised my *** crack was hanging out the back of my pants

be still my heart

Replace "asscrack" with "dildo" and you have an interesting story

no.

thx for posting cocaine see ya later!

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17630768]Replace "asscrack" with "dildo" and you have an interesting story[/QUOTE]

I'm trying to imagine what kind of farcical situation it would take for a bicycle rider to end up with a dildo hanging out of the back of their pants and not notice.

I imagine being able to think around such corners would make a good TV show writer.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17630777]I'm trying to imagine what kind of farcical situation it would take for a bicycle rider to end up with a dildo hanging out of the back of their pants and not notice.

I imagine being able to think around such corners would make a good TV show writer.[/QUOTE]

Man I thought around that corner 4 times already and ended up back where I was :cool:

i would kill for a pretzel

like a big one

with melted cheese

[I]yummmmmmmm[/I]

http://www.playray.com/play/minigolf/

mxrm

pass: hello

im bored

someone else join!

I would, I can't see the game though

i've jsut discovered downloading drum samples and making my own kits

don't expect me to have time for things like mini golf

is there a good chance that the stock sound card on my lap top sucks dick ?

yah

zzzz

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17630893]is there a good chance that the stock sound card on my lap top sucks dick ?[/QUOTE]

very

what should i do about it ?

it's not bad for listening to music usually but when i try to make beats everything sounds quiet and stupid

thats just your beats

they sounded pretty cool on my other computer

i was kidding

ugh last night was horrible. and i just woke up and have now officially ****ed up my sleeping schedule.

are you sure you are using quality samples or EQ'ing stuff for impact?

garbage in, garbage out etc. I could do with a better soundcard, or speaker setup

My samples have always had a carboard quality and I've just barely started experimenting with EQ

this is beyond that tho, it didn't sound perfect on the desk top but on the laptop the mix starts sounding noticeably cruddy with just two tracks or so

[URL]http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/speakers_audio/home_pc_speakers/devices/231&cl=ca,en[/URL]

i just got those and they are absolutely amazing. cheap too, i think i paid $150.

I see.

I'm starting to manufacture drum samples from basic waveforms rather than by using sample packs.

Every drum sound I've ever used with Pink and Yellow was just a really distorted and tweaked out sample from an earlier song.

I pretty much wrote three songs and let them reproduce by budding

oh man, if some one had told me in 9th grade that weezer and all american rejects would collaborate on a song together

i just don't know

nausea is so elite

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN
HALLOWED BE THY SHAME
THY KINGDOM COME, THE BLOOD WILL RUN!
ENSLAVED ON EARTH AS IN HEAVEN

That's deep.

[I]even if it's a hundred years before you change your mind
i will be here waiting girl until the end of time [/I]

Deep as the enslavement of women in our patriarchal capitalist society and the abuse of animals.

**** you. :lol: