Oh gawd I just ruined my pants.

did you

[ ] piss
[ ] ****
[ ] jizz
[ ] sweat very profusely

check all that apply

I just spilled a chalice of my own semen on my pants. :(

[i]Jerker of Chalice[/i]

lol

I'm really on a roll when I'm sleep-deprived

you're never really on a roll, though

The Jerker of Chalice thing was pretty win tbh.

nah

chalice of semen lol... thats awful

True story, no fake.

Like how did you stop the semen from turning into a hard crust in the chalice

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16512009]Like how did you stop the semen from turning into a hard crust in the chalice[/QUOTE]

This is where the imagery needs to stop.:p

guys only think about one thing

[QUOTE=Silenius;16512407]This is where the imagery needs to stop.:p[/QUOTE]

No really I need to know

I have an iron chalice inlaid with some Celtic-style silver designs—very black metal—but every time I try to fill it to the top with semen, the contents always turn to crust even when I produce at maximum capacity. The labor is exhausting and futile.

Maybe I should get my grim hooded acolytes to bukkake into it? They signed in blood an oath that they would forever serve me unquestioningly on pain of eternal punishment in Hell, but I'm sure not going to abuse my authority over them. I'm at a loss for answers.

Regards,
Desperate Sorcerer in Pennsylvania

[QUOTE=Stormrider;16511168]you're never really on a roll, though[/QUOTE]

dude james im getting tired of your pessimistic and downer like attitude. its draining.

seriously, go pick some flowers.

he speaks the truth though

Every time I read a post by Male-fellator, I think of those two fat kids in the black metal cookies video on YouTube

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16512009]Like how did you stop the semen from turning into a hard crust in the chalice[/QUOTE]

Well, I got my magical chalice from Thule, and it's got the inscription 14/88 on it, and it magically keeps my semen in it's natural state for all of eternity.

I'm getting a tattoo of the SS

Those SS lightning bolts will look so awesome on my Aryan chest.

yeah the lip ring and asian gf compliment them perfectly too

Heil elite Vietnamese national socialism!

I can't help it that I'm not attracted to white chicks.

That's not very Aryan of you...

:\

justin just lost all of his krieg kred

justin had krieg kred?

He's just in the negatives now.

[QUOTE=Angmar;16513150]That's not very Aryan of you...

:\[/QUOTE]

I know. :(