no up his gal's snatch ofc

why wouldn't he stick his peen up there instead?

its called foreplay bro

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17228502]ENDOR BEATDOWN 2009 HERE TO STAY MOTHER****ER

aallugghgghghghghhhhh[/QUOTE]

Wookies were from Kashyyyk you fag

pfft foreplay is for pussies.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17228621]Wookies were from Kashyyyk you fag[/QUOTE]

its a beatdown album about the wookies invading endor and crowd punching the ewoks noob

stfu wtffferwtstufgu

i wanna fck a pornstar guys could you plz help me

In North Carolina they have a legal escort service with former internet pronstars. js

NORTH CAROLINA COME ON AND RAISE UP
PUT YO SHIRT ABOVE YO HEAD SPIN IT ROUND LIKE A HELLACOPTA
[QUOTE=Cocaine;17228629]stfu wtffferwtstufgu[/QUOTE]

brooooooooo

****ing petey pablo

freak a leek

lmao mappy i was gonna say that but didnt wanna look like a fag

glad you did it for me

yeah well mappy already looks like a fag so it balances out

Wow, I'm drunk.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17228655]yeah well mappy already looks like a fag so it balances out[/QUOTE]

nah dude i got a haircut a while ago

yeah youre still a fag tho

Yum! Cajun food!

so I have a final tomorrow, and I haven't been reading for the class for half the semester. It also doesn't help that I cannot find my book. I think I'll do alright though.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17228637]In North Carolina they have a legal escort service with former internet pronstars. js[/QUOTE]

i dont want former p0rnstars, i am v v specific about who i want

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17228682]so I have a final tomorrow, and I haven't been reading for the class for half the semester. It also doesn't help that I cannot find my book. I think I'll do alright though.[/QUOTE]

I can beat that. I had a final exam in subcultures class and I'd only been to three actual classes from January to April. And of those three classes, I left two of them half an hour in.

[quote=Cocaine;17228687]I can beat that. I had a final exam in subcultures class and I'd only been to three actual classes from January to April. And of those three classes, I left two of them half an hour in.[/quote]
:H5:


I don't even care, really. Its a class I don't even need anymore since I changed my major.

[QUOTE=Pete;17228683]i dont want former p0rnstars, i am v v specific about who i want[/QUOTE] [I]"I am a XXX adult film star and am currently back in the Orlando area. I'm available to meet fans and new friends. If you don't know who I am, you can search my name and get more than 750,000 hits.

I am the "Riley Mason" appearing in more than 80 films. In 2007 I was nominated for 3 AVN awards including Best New Starlet.

I am 23 years young, toned and tight!

I enjoy the company of upscale gentleman and can't wait to meet new friends."[/I]

There's always this in Florida, I'm assuming you're upscale

Lol no thanks!

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17228695][I]"I am a XXX adult film star and am currently back in the Orlando area. I'm available to meet fans and new friends. If you don't know who I am, you can search my name and get more than 750,000 hits.

I am the "Riley Mason" appearing in more than 80 films. In 2007 I was nominated for 3 AVN awards including Best New Starlet.

I am 23 years young, toned and tight!

I enjoy the company of upscale gentleman and can't wait to meet new friends."[/I]

There's always this in Florida, I'm assuming you're upscale[/QUOTE]

riley mason is so fcking hot, she's on my to-do list

though she cant give blowjobs to save her life :(

[QUOTE=Pete;17228703]riley mason is so fcking hot, she's on my to-do list

though she cant give blowjobs to save her life :([/QUOTE]

dude no she's not! I'd take a soccer mom over that!

I would like to have sex with Jordan Capri.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17228714]dude no she's not! I'd take a soccer mom over that![/QUOTE]

shes mad cute and has tattoos

she passes all my criteria

[QUOTE=Pete;17228721]shes mad cute and has tattoos

she passes all my criteria[/QUOTE]
this

[QUOTE=Pete;17228721]shes mad cute and has tattoos

she passes all my criteria[/QUOTE]

meh