he'll paint your eye black.


or yellow.


sorry.

he'rr paint yo eye brack justeen

I hate it when I go over to her house and they're all speaking Vietnamese...probably talking **** about me. :[[[[[[[

haha yeah i wanna learn vietnamese because it is the funniest sounding language ever. it's naturally slurred so when you add alcohol to the equation its priceless.

I like when she speaks Vietnamese while I'm doing her, it really turns me on. I get turned on by strange things. :/

Like asians ?!

Yerp.

asians are hot though

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17275969]I like when she speaks Vietnamese while I'm doing her, it really turns me on. I get turned on by strange things. :/[/QUOTE]
thats actually not that surprising for a guy who likes asians

my friend had her wisdom teeth pulled yesterday, so i got her a slurpee at midnight because im so nice

why would she want to see a ginger at 12 at night after she got her wisdom teeth out?

because girls just love me

im jk timjim, ily

[QUOTE=McP3000;17275987]thats actually not that surprising for a guy who likes asians[/QUOTE]

My friends think it's weird, idk.

lol i know ilu2

queers lol

asians ftmfw

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17276053]asians ftmfw[/QUOTE]

this

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17276053]asians ftmfw[/QUOTE]

yeah they're tasty

ugh I'm here in the library w/ two hours to waste until class

have no hw or anything to do

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17276064]ugh I'm here in the library w/ two hours to waste until class

have no hw or anything to do[/QUOTE]

porn in the library, bro

hmm

I dare you.

lawl there's like, a bunch of people around me

k I will

lol

Any babe-a-licious librarians?

well, one chick who works here was my ex-manager at work

she's pretty easy on the eyes, yeah I'd rape it tbh

I don't feel like talking to, she's got a psycho bf

Eff that guy, crap yeah!

nice!

What are some other funny Dimmu Burger-isms?

frickin-a

lol!

Sh'yeah ?

no.

I've seen him use it , it's legit.

thats what she said

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17276133]frickin-a

lol![/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

k l8r bros I'm gonna go walk to Taco Bell

I'm starving

Hope you don't get the shits!

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17276096]Eff that guy, crap yeah![/QUOTE]
:lol:

Just got off work a couple hours ago, went to Rubios, now im at home about to leave for an eye exam

first day of work was a pretty lame mother****er, it stormed all day so I couldn't have possibly worked (I hose off plants and trees at apartments) but that's kind of a blessing. Basically laid down on the ground in the laundromat the whole time.

what up broskis