[QUOTE=FUNKNBASS]:lol:[/QUOTE]

123 :lol:

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]She doesn't.

I need a cheesy love poem, any ideas? It has to suck really bad, and just be really stupid.[/QUOTE]

roses are red
violets are blue
my wang is big
will it fit in you?

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]I is for ignorance

L is for your ladiness
O is for ovaries
V is for varying , like your mood swings
E is for enormous , kinda like you

Y is for ying yang
O is for oranges
U is for understanding , ihope you understand i mean this poem in the best way possible[/QUOTE]
excellent.....
[QUOTE=risbo]"roses are red
violets are blue
I love you
Do you love me to?"[/QUOTE]
Another good one.[QUOTE=espbassor]I don't see the problem with mine [/QUOTE] If she was good looking, maybe.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]roses are red
violets are blue
my wang is big
will it fit in you?[/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]roses are red
violets are blue
my wang is big
will it fit in you?[/QUOTE]

My votes for this one.:lol:

[QUOTE=risbo]My votes for this one.:lol:[/QUOTE]

Seconded! :thumb: :lol:

well if your lookking to scare her , change the word "wang" to "fist"

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]well if your lookking to scare her , change the word "wang" to "fist"[/QUOTE]
:lol:

Just say something straightfoward.


You might get some.

But you see, I don't want any...

(from her)

(it rhymes)

roses are red
violets are blue
my wang is big
wait, you have one too?

how about this one , your actually a woman in drag, tell her that

[QUOTE=e p]roses are red
violets are blue
my wang is big
wait, you have one too?[/QUOTE]
I actually laughed hard on that one! Oh, my sides...

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]how about this one , your actually a woman in drag, tell her that[/QUOTE]
Already tried something like that. And something about me having orgies with dogs? It was weird. I asked her to marry me! :lol:

Well it's nice to see everyones mind in the gutter tonight.:rolleyes:

How many bassist can fit in a gutter at one time?

Hey e.p.

wait tell her , that you have a thign for vegetables , and you have a whole salad stuck up your *** for her to eat.

I'll try it.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]How many bassist can fit in a gutter at one time?[/QUOTE]

Alot apparently. :p

[QUOTE=FUNKNBASS]Hey e.p.[/QUOTE]


What's up?

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]wait tell her , that you have a thign for vegetables , and you have a whole salad stuck up your *** for her to eat.[/QUOTE]

Wow Left, how romantic.

whatup ep

[QUOTE=FUNKNBASS]Wow Left, how romantic.[/QUOTE]
it worked for me................. :upset:

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]whatup ep[/QUOTE]



Hey. Sup?

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]whatup ep[/QUOTE]
123

hey.

what's up with everyone

Hey Guys.

[QUOTE=e p]hey.

what's up with everyone[/QUOTE]
my parents just got back from Hawaii, and i got a ukelele

Sox at 5 everybody. Lets take it to game 7.

im in the proces of trying to sight read bass cleff, my mums printed me of some chello music for me to practice on

[QUOTE=quatre07]my parents just got back from Hawaii, and i got a ukelele[/QUOTE]
kickas[SIZE=3]s[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=quatre07]my parents just got back from Hawaii, and i got a ukelele[/QUOTE]
writing stuff with it yet?

Hey guys, I'm back.




:amaze:

wait....this girl, paul, is she hot?

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]wait....this girl, paul, is she hot?[/QUOTE]
Nope. That's half the fun.

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]writing stuff with it yet?[/QUOTE]
nah i havent even gotten used to the tuning.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Hey guys, I'm back.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Hey Luke.

Whats going on?




:amaze:

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Nope. That's half the fun.[/QUOTE]
haha, awesome

figured i'd make a new post for this, make it more noticable

violets are blue
roses are red
my wiener is
as big as your head