[QUOTE]Tattoos are pretty much the ugliest/most unattractive thing ever.[/QUOTE]

umm no. I want one!

[QUOTE]Hallucinogenic[/QUOTE]

Yes, except it's not hallucinogenic, that's just what the symbolic poets made it out to be.

[QUOTE]refl. i sort of like monster magnet's cd. i totally didn't listen to that one carefully enough though...so many f-bombs =\[/QUOTE]

hahaha, f-bombs. What a fu[FONT="Verdana"]c[/FONT]king stupid term.

[QUOTE]Don't buy hair bands from China. You'll get AIDS.[/QUOTE]

I want to buy Motley Crue.

[QUOTE]Dude no way I sad Japan didn't I?

omg I suck at talking so bad =\[/QUOTE]

You should've said: 'Not America' and 'Not American', people would've appreciated it. I mean where the fu[FONT="Verdana"]c[/FONT]k is Germany?

[QUOTE]Well I'm glad I provide the lolz at least heh

So like, I knew I had to announce it, and I was like well wtf am I going to say? So I just decided to slaughter it and apologize hahaha. It's so hard though, wtf...who can say this: Svartsot - Tvende Ravne (Ravnenes Sage)? srsly[/QUOTE]

I could, you're just not Nordic enough.

[QUOTE]Ah okay. I thought it was quite awkward when Kyle first posted it. I just figured it was some retarded pseudo-intellectual review of a Lynch movie.[/QUOTE]

I tried to read it, but fell asleep half way, because I don't know what it says, it's just a lot of long words crammed together.

[QUOTE](Deustche Post steeze)[/QUOTE]

*deutsche

<-<


[QUOTE]Guys! Check out the review of Marduk - fusty walrus! Me Jesus![/QUOTE]

[B][SIZE="7"]WHAT

THE

FU[FONT="Verdana"]C[/FONT]K[/SIZE][/B]

:mad:

When Sputnik Reviews was first up, I wrote a review for that album, but Jeremy kept deleting it because it was blasphemic and obscene. And now it's all hunky fu[FONT="Verdana"]c[/FONT]king dory? ****!* *!*!*!*!*!*!*****!!!!!

Now I'm [I]definitely[/I] not going to use Sputnik anymore. >=[

Jeremy no longer has time to watch over his people with his puritan beliefs, Sputnik is running rampant with immorality and sodomites!

[QUOTE]*deutsche[/QUOTE]
typo.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15553598]Jeremy no longer has time to watch over his people with his puritan beliefs, Sputnik is running rampant with immorality and sodomites![/QUOTE]
We're even reviewing *mindless garbage called rap!

jeremy should update the forums

a novel concept indeed.

My word! Heathens!

I have a story for you all. I think the vending machine at my uni has turned into some kind of casino fruit machine.

I put in 70 cents in the machine, because that is the price of 1 (one) can of Coca Cola. I push the Coke button and two (!) Coca Cola [I]Zero[/I] cans come thumbling down. As well as 20 cents in the change thingy, even though I had paid the right amount.

I decide to try again and put in another 70 cents, press the coke button, whereafter a bottle of water falls down. Something that is particularly strange, because it's not supposed to have bottles, as far as I know. And again I get back 20 cents.

I felt that I was on a winning streak, so I kept playing! I put in 70 cents, pushed the coke button for a third time and lo! Two cans of cold Coca Cola came right out! I then collected my loot and stumbled back into the lecture hall. I received some strange looks, because I must've looked really strange with 4 cans and a bottle. :\

[QUOTE]typo.[/QUOTE]

:-*

You canbottleholic.

Wish my college was the same. Our machines just eat money, and then break down completely (as of late).

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15553636]My word! Heathens!

I have a story for you all. I think the vending machine at my uni has turned into some kind of casino fruit machine.

I put in 70 cents in the machine, because that is the price of 1 (one) can of Coca Cola. I push the Coke button and two (!) Coca Cola [I]Zero[/I] cans come thumbling down. As well as 20 cents in the change thingy, even though I had paid the right amount.

I decide to try again and put in another 70 cents, press the coke button, whereafter a bottle of water falls down. Something that is particularly strange, because it's not supposed to have bottles, as far as I know. And again I get back 20 cents.

I felt that I was on a winning streak, so I kept playing! I put in 70 cents, pushed the coke button for a third time and lo! Two cans of cold Coca Cola came right out! I then collected my loot and stumbled back into the lecture hall. I received some strange looks, because I must've looked really strange with 4 cans and a bottle. :\



:-*[/QUOTE]

Man that sounds like a whirlwind adventure.

Last time I was at a vending machine I was high and paid full price for two Twix bars, a pack of Starburst, some Famous Amos cookies and a Coke.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15553636]My word! Heathens!

I have a story for you all. I think the vending machine at my uni has turned into [B]some kind of casino fruit machine.[/B]

I put in 70 cents in the machine, because that is the price of 1 (one) can of Coca Cola. I push the Coke button and two (!) Coca Cola [I]Zero[/I] cans come thumbling down. As well as 20 cents in the change thingy, even though I had paid the right amount.

I decide to try again and put in another 70 cents, press the coke button, whereafter a bottle of water falls down. Something that is particularly strange, because it's not supposed to have bottles, as far as I know. And again I get back 20 cents.

I felt that I was on a winning streak, so I kept playing! I put in 70 cents, pushed the coke button for a third time and lo! Two cans of cold Coca Cola came right out! I then collected my loot and stumbled back into the lecture hall. I received some strange looks, because I must've looked really strange with 4 cans and a bottle. :\[/QUOTE]

A slot machine? But that's pretty awesome. :lol:

Yeah, I stopped playing because I got what I wanted, but it was pretty funny to see people in the halls with a bottle of water in their hands and a puzzled look on their face. :lol:

And yes, it was very adventurous for me! Too bad Coca Cola Zero is not so good.

Did they throw waffles at you? Do you have waffle vending machines?

Do you like waffle fries more than regular ones?

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15553683]Yeah, I stopped playing because I got what I wanted, but it was pretty funny to see people in the halls with a bottle of water in their hands and a puzzled look on their face. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: that's amazing.

[QUOTE]Did they throw waffles at you? Do you have waffle vending machines?

Do you like waffle fries more than regular ones?[/QUOTE]

I'm not even going to answer that. I hardly ever eat waffles, you fat North American. :p

one time i put my change in to get a can of soda at school, and it didn't give me my chnage back. so i pressed the button a bunch of times and it gave me several free cans! i then proceeded to push the rest of the buttons and stuff several cans of each soft drink in my bag!

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15553698]I'm not even going to answer that. I hardly ever eat waffles, you fat North American. :p[/QUOTE]

I weigh like 140 pounds soaking wet :(

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15553707]I weigh like 140 pounds soaking wet :([/QUOTE]

I weigh less than that! I bet you have loads of fat behind your beard. >=[

O wait you shaved ): You're just no fun to make fun of.

I weigh like 230 something soaking wet. :)

Jelle your story is amazing.

I weigh like 155 wet or dry.

I think I weigh around 130, in pounds.


[QUOTE]Jelle your story is amazing.[/QUOTE]

Most exciting thing that happened to me in weeks! Beat that horrible lecture, that's for sure! I hate it when profs try to make things 'interactive'. UGH.

My dick is 11 inches soaking wet.

your 11 inch dick makes me soaking wet

I'm 500 lbs :(

My dick is like 3 inches hard.

Rofl.

I feel a pretty intense Manowar binge coming on...

man O war

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15553748]I feel a pretty intense Manowar binge coming on...[/QUOTE]

Is that a euphemism for gay p0rn?

Yup. We all know his true intentions...

[QUOTE=Eliminator;15553753]man O war[/QUOTE]

wtf that song JUST came on the second you typed that

MANOWAR

BORN TO LIVE
FOREVERMORE

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15553760]Is that a euphemism for gay p0rn?[/QUOTE]

more like a euphemism for me being the ****ing truest of the true

Wow I passed 7k and didn't even notice. Huh.

Well, I shall leaveth for the dayeth...and stuffeth. Talk to you guys later.

Haha, Manowar are so bad.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15553779]Haha, Manowar are so bad.[/QUOTE]

maybe post Kings of Metal, but no. Other bands play, Manowar kills.

Whatever's your fancy, I can listen to one of their songs for 2 minutes to lol, then I have to turn it off because I really don't like that type of metal.

'cept Rhapsody. Don't ask me why, because they are just as gay and cheesy.

Manowar still simply plays, but they do so in leather!

But Manowar isn't like Rhapsody, well, the new garbage is. The old stuff was just like Zeppelin turned up to 15, minus all the "hey we're smelling our own farts" and plus lots of "we were in vietnam we're shell shocked metal is our life".

Okay, possibly, but I bet the vocals are still very much alike and I hate that type of vocals.

eg. Bruce Dickinson: *shivers*

Do you like this type of vocals?
[url]http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21944468[/url]

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15553813]Okay, possibly, but I bet the vocals are still very much alike and I hate that type of vocals.

eg. Bruce Dickinson: *shivers*[/QUOTE]

Well, Battle Hymns is full of lots of wails and YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH stuff, but he figured out as they went on how to use that more sparsely.

[quote=Cocaine;15553823]Well, Battle Hymns is full of lots of wails and YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH stuff, but he figured out as they went on how to use that more sparsely.[/quote]


That's just as bad.

You're just bad. Manowar ****ing kills.

You can't listen to Hail and Kill and not want to ****ing rock the **** out.