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shortz 04-30-2010 11:23 PM

This convo is lols and gross at the same time haha.

Aakon_Keetreh 04-30-2010 11:26 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;17957566]This convo is lols and gross at the same time haha.[/QUOTE]

go to chat

TimJim 04-30-2010 11:27 PM

shortz get on chat :)

shortz 04-30-2010 11:30 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;17957568]go to chat[/QUOTE]

Ha, I would but a) no one needs to see what I look like again (especially at night - 'cause well, you can't see me) and b) I'm going to bed, gotta get up early tomorrow.

Black jokes ftw. Later fellas.

adb 04-30-2010 11:32 PM

[22:31] bulldog: suck my dick timjim
[22:31] bulldog: I'm sick of your ****.
[22:31] cptdong: hahahah
[22:31] thefalloftim: lol okie dokie

lim 04-30-2010 11:33 PM

i dontt hink black ppl realize u can use tinychat without a cam

Jaundice 04-30-2010 11:34 PM

k drunk going to bed

Bulldog 04-30-2010 11:38 PM

trying to decide if im living the wrong lifestyle.

rasputin 04-30-2010 11:40 PM

if ur blak then ye

Against Miik! 04-30-2010 11:40 PM

OMG craziest **** just happened.

So I'm chillen at my desk watching a movie in my room with headphones on so I can't hear anything and out of the corner of my eye I see a person. Yes there is a person in my room who I don't know. The door is locked, so I come to find out he came through my window. I live on the third floor. I have no idea where the f he came from and he wouldn't tell me. Apparently he was looking for some girl named Jess, who I don't know.

So I less than kindly escort him out of my house and he tells that I need to run. I tell him he should probably run because he just broke into my house. He pauses for a second and then repeats that I should run, get as far away as possible. And then he leaves.

W T F

lim 04-30-2010 11:42 PM

[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/8ziwlf.jpg[/IMG]

Against Miik! 04-30-2010 11:43 PM

Actually I thought it was pretty csb

adb 04-30-2010 11:43 PM

[QUOTE=Against Miik!;17957579]OMG craziest **** just happened.

So I'm chillen at my desk watching a movie in my room with headphones on so I can't hear anything and out of the corner of my eye I see a person. Yes there is a person in my room who I don't know. The door is locked, so I come to find out he came through my window. I live on the third floor. I have no idea where the f he came from and he wouldn't tell me. Apparently he was looking for some girl named Jess, who I don't know.

So I less than kindly escort him out of my house and he tells that I need to run. I tell him he should probably run because he just broke into my house. He pauses for a second and then repeats that I should run, get as far away as possible. And then he leaves.

W T F[/QUOTE]

u

[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/kch5x3.jpg[/IMG]

Bulldog 04-30-2010 11:44 PM

[QUOTE=Against Miik!;17957579]OMG craziest **** just happened.

So I'm chillen at my desk watching a movie in my room with headphones on so I can't hear anything and out of the corner of my eye I see a person. Yes there is a person in my room who I don't know. The door is locked, so I come to find out he came through my window. I live on the third floor. I have no idea where the f he came from and he wouldn't tell me. Apparently he was looking for some girl named Jess, who I don't know.

So I less than kindly escort him out of my house and he tells that I need to run. I tell him he should probably run because he just broke into my house. He pauses for a second and then repeats that I should run, get as far away as possible. And then he leaves.

W T F[/QUOTE]

...the ****?

Against Miik! 04-30-2010 11:45 PM

I don't think I could make that up. It was kind of surreal actually, because again I live on the third floor.

I mean the dude was obviously drunk and everything

publicastration 04-30-2010 11:45 PM

nice ban bro

Anglachel 04-30-2010 11:56 PM

inb4 dead Miik

TimJim 04-30-2010 11:58 PM

i thought it was a good joke lim

lim 05-01-2010 12:10 AM

i was pressured by the un

Captain Dong 05-01-2010 12:16 AM

soccer jersey

lim 05-01-2010 12:26 AM

forests everywhere
raccoon s playin soccer n ****
penalty kick 4 caterpillars

adb 05-01-2010 12:31 AM

[23:31] super: sometimes when im super crazy i search A[I]S[/I]S on google

Meatplow 05-01-2010 12:34 AM

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17957577]trying to decide if im living the wrong lifestyle.[/QUOTE]

what is your lifestyle?

McP3000 05-01-2010 12:42 AM

my balls hurt

adb 05-01-2010 12:45 AM

[22:58] super: just stole bike
[22:58] super: bikes
[22:58] harryowen: wher eda fuk my bike at
[22:58] cptdong: ?//???
[22:58] harryowen: ARE YOU TYPing ion it?
[22:59] adb: elim on drugs = super
[22:59] adb: no
[22:59] adb: he left
[22:59] guest-36860 entered the room
[22:59] guest-36860 changed nickname to super
[22:59] adb: stealin more bikes
[23:00] super: im using it for a webcam
[23:00] harryowen: i post on my bike
[23:00] harryowen: when i pedal it makes up what i says and then pots all of it
[23:00] adb: gf just got back on aim
[23:00] super: Phoenixmeet.me.own.nortr3.dam3
[23:00] harryowen: good job talkin to a bike u morans
[23:00] adb: should I talk 2 her
[23:00] super: this is a guy on facebook
[23:00] adb: should she join
[23:00] cptdong: y
[23:00] cptdong: es
[23:00] super: righ.now.cuz.y3ah.rikghtg.now..illl..walk.down.nortra.domaiiight?
[23:01] adb: ya
[23:01] harryowen: DAMw... whuas::"lusere?
[23:01] guest-36955 entered the room
[23:01] guest-36955 changed nickname to super
[23:01] adb: damn if only my gf was funny like super
[23:01] adb: I would have sex
[23:02] adb: chimp spanner
[23:02] adb: listen to them
[23:02] adb: everyone
[23:02] cptdong: man harry idk how u can sit at that computer n still be a normal human beng after WARds
[23:02] cptdong: AWKward Overl oad
[23:03] harryowen: IM infused with it
[23:03] adb: facebook
[23:03] adb: dong u have it
[23:04] cptdong: yea
[23:04] harryowen: i like when tsuts panned rly far in music and it makes my back tingly and i pee a litl
[23:05] cptdong: *.*
[23:05] guest-37191 entered the room
[23:05] super: is that shortz
[23:05] super: tell me thats shortazz
[23:05] guest-37191 changed nickname to t
[23:06] harryowen: oh fuk its t wutup t
[23:06] harryowen: aw poop im s right behind u dawg
[23:06] adb: opoop
[23:06] adb: I'm talkin
[23:07] harryowen: u n what army
[23:07] super: adb looks like some howard stern
[23:07] harryowen: whats that pilow for
[23:07] harryowen: bein diabetic r somhin lol
[23:07] super: insulin
[23:07] super: syrnge isinuln
[23:07] harryowen: stop ryhyming
[23:08] the moderator is sharing this video

[23:08] adb: race
[23:08] adb: more like
[23:09] adb: show the vid elim
[23:09] adb: SHOW
[23:09] adb: IT
[23:09] adb: or not
[23:09] the moderator is sharing this video

[23:09] adb: no
[23:09] cptdong: gogd
[23:09] cptdong: haha
[23:09] adb: NOT THAT ONE
[23:09] adb: it ends
[23:10] adb: trollin 17 yr old
[23:11] adb: shes cool
[23:11] super: where did this video come from
[23:11] adb: if race had hipster glasses
[23:11] adb: they would be twins
[23:11] harryowen: the bible
[23:11] adb: ohshi
[23:11] cptdong: Loading Swag... ████████████████ 100% Complete.
[23:11] cptdong: GODDAM IM COOL
[23:12] harryowen: 100% sWAG
[23:12] adb: boobs
[23:12] adb: touching them
[23:12] adb: nipples
[23:12] adb: feelin them
[23:13] cptdong: im gonna go 2 bread
[23:13] cptdong: sleepin so hard
[23:13] harryowen: soccer jersey makin u tired
[23:13] cptdong: lol
[23:13] cptdong: adb said that 2
[23:14] cptdong: elegant scenery
[23:14] adb: what a hipster shirt
[23:14] harryowen: thats a lameass socer logo
[23:14] cptdong: i only watch underground european leagures
[23:14] cptdong: u no
[23:14] harryowen: ya whats the password 2 those neway
[23:14] adb: still want to see whats in tha cabinet
[23:14] adb: prob dildos
[23:14] cptdong: ya
[23:15] harryowen: lookin at that cabinet real good
[23:15] cptdong: cabinet is a bunch of old doctor stuf
[23:15] adb: GONNA TAKE A BITE
[23:15] cptdong: damn right im lookin
[23:15] harryowen: do u have ap hd
[23:15] cptdong: ???!?!?!
[23:15] adb: DAMN
[23:15] cptdong: no waY sily gose
[23:15] adb: i reyfoose
[23:16] super: soccer jersey using rams
[23:16] adb: wiki how
[23:16] harryowen: jts gto a forest on it
[23:16] adb: to give a bj
[23:16] adb: damn
[23:16] harryowen: big fuken mug
[23:16] super: its coffee
[23:16] adb: GONNA TAKE A BITE
[23:16] super: i jsut made it
[23:16] cptdong: dont get carried away ther super
[23:17] adb: starbucks is going out of business
[23:17] super: im more like hairyed away there
[23:17] harryowen: you no how people are about there mugs and coffee
[23:17] super: mx is so arwsome on the t v
[23:18] harryowen: HEY MOM IM IN TONV
[23:18] adb: no
[23:18] adb: asmomburns
[23:18] super: brainfeeder feeder
[23:18] harryowen: ??
[23:18] harryowen: booboopuchhh
[23:18] harryowen: bobobobocppucuhhh
[23:18] super: sssssskskktktkt***ktkt*T*kttktkt
[23:18] cptdong: adb ewhere is the asian
[23:18] super: crackle3
[23:18] harryowen: sSSKkskititleleewlk
[23:18] harryowen: WEerlllep
[23:18] cptdong: tttrdhhhd
[23:18] adb: shes not on aim
[23:18] adb: so
[23:18] harryowen: ckchkhckc
[23:19] adb: plus elim would
[23:19] cptdong: buubbmmbuatth
[23:19] adb: scare her
[23:19] cptdong: it would rule
[23:19] adb: evn tho
[23:19] cptdong: ahah
[23:19] super: pbrlpbttttr
[23:19] adb: she gets the internet
[23:19] cptdong: she really gets it guys
[23:19] super: i was told there were asians here
[23:19] harryowen: theyre hiding its still ww2
[23:20] adb: there is a two drink min
[23:20] harryowen: mmy7
[23:20] adb: no cooffe
[23:20] adb: alowed
[23:20] super: adb is hopward stern . com
[23:20] harryowen: my belly button loks like batman
[23:20] adb: CAN U TAKE OF UR TOP
[23:20] cptdong: where s robin then LOL
[23:20] super: ahahaha
[23:20] super: robins
[23:20] harryowen: howard r u on radio
[23:20] super: stupid
[23:20] adb: n
[23:20] cptdong: ya howard start broadcastin
[23:20] super: more like penjobsd
[23:21] harryowen: i bask in robins al the tiem fukin beaks
[23:21] adb: no
[23:21] adb: maybe
[23:21] adb: turn around for me
[23:21] super: some large bundle of sticks is playing guitar in my room
[23:21] super: but i cant find him
[23:21] adb: let me get a look at yor ***
[23:21] harryowen: did u check in your mug
[23:21] cptdong: lol
[23:21] adb: thats a nice *** u got ther
[23:21] super: he ate my cat food
[23:21] harryowen: fagots are everywhere in mugs
[23:21] super: .com
[23:22] cptdong: insert emh "magic is everywhere"
[23:22] adb: my hands
[23:22] adb: are big
[23:22] super: there jsut close
[23:22] cptdong: u no what that means
[23:22] super: guys im emh nvm
[23:22] harryowen: forgot my 3d glases :(
[23:22] adb: emh
[23:22] adb: more like
[23:22] adb: meh
[23:22] super: :thumb:
[23:22] harryowen: ahaha thos letters are in emh
[23:22] adb: y
[23:23] adb: ther
[23:23] harryowen: :chug:
[23:23] super: ur dyslexia is the lolsish
[23:23] super: eh
[23:23] cptdong: this room is hotter thn africa
[23:23] super: i bet i could get tronn to go on webs
[23:24] cptdong: lol
[23:24] harryowen: TRON.com
[23:24] cptdong: tronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[23:24] adb: the best
[23:24] harryowen: nortriiiiiiiii...
[23:24] adb: .com
[23:24] harryowen: mroe like emh LO :lo:::
[23:25] super: phones how do they work
[23:25] harryowen: your cameras phone is interfering with ur external aura
[23:25] harryowen: js
[23:26] super: Mechanixxxx4 (1:25:43 AM): i already got banned from that room lol cuz i went on as Bulldog as a joke and they knew it
[23:26] super: ol
[23:26] cptdong: haha
[23:26] super: ya man
[23:26] super: i saw that the first minute you were holding it up
[23:26] cptdong: asde,pmsburn
[23:26] super: "BAD"
[23:26] super: :chug:
[23:26] harryowen: you're wrist is oging to get sore howard
[23:26] super: ya bitch
[23:27] super: sore wrists
[23:27] cptdong: its so awkward if u move your typing row to the left one
[23:27] cptdong: csb
[23:27] super: adb 'sore wrists' emh
[23:27] cptdong: lol
[23:27] harryowen: yourfingers are gonna have a hart attack dippoop
[23:27] adb: n
[23:27] super: haha
[23:28] adb: dong
[23:28] cptdong: yes
[23:28] adb: u tired
[23:28] cptdong: correct
[23:28] adb: all of the above
[23:28] super: whos dong guy
[23:28] cptdong: freindly neighborhood poster LOL
[23:28] adb: turn around
[23:28] super: AHAHA
[23:29] adb: lemme see tat ***
[23:29] super: EW
[23:29] adb: damn u a slut
[23:29] super: WHY WOULD YOU WANTY TO SEE THAT
[23:29] harryowen: mybody is tattood on me
[23:29] harryowen: i cant fuekng get it off
[23:29] cptdong: gonna sleep so hard later guys ~*~*~*
[23:29] super: is it wash off
[23:29] super: i have emh on me
[23:29] super: i mean IN ME
[23:29] harryowen: i dont know i woke up and it was ther
[23:29] super: OLLL
[23:29] adb: he said he was gonna pary today and go out 2morrow
[23:30] super: hes proly in a different partxoxox chat
[23:30] adb: if only
[23:30] super: do you two guys
[23:30] adb: I could see that black chicks asz
[23:30] super: wwant to have a party
[23:30] adb: he said he was gonna pary today and go out 2morrow
[23:31] super: sometimes when im super crazy i search *** on google
[23:31] adb: he said he was gonna pary today and go out 2morrow
[23:31] super: or BOOBS
[23:31] adb: so ny
[23:31] adb: I live ther
[23:32] adb: and it s like
[23:32] adb: usy
[23:32] super: kewl
[23:32] adb: yeah I get paid
[23:32] adb: 20 millon
[23:32] super: kool me too
[23:32] adb: I have aids
[23:32] adb: and had a movie
[23:33] adb: with my naked body on the cover
[23:33] adb: PIRVATE PRATS
[23:33] guest-38627 entered the room
[23:33] adb: WHO DER
[23:34] guest-38627 changed nickname to csb
[23:35] super: hello how are you how are you going tonight and welcome to the funnest place you found
[23:36] adb: turn around baby
[23:36] adb: that *** is nice
[23:36] adb: my eyes
[23:36] adb: oh damn
[23:36] adb: so you're a stripper and eat
[23:36] adb: thats somethin
[23:36] adb: orgasms?
[23:36] adb: obviously
[23:37] adb: so dickhead
[23:37] super: heres my mcdonalds employee impression

adb 05-01-2010 12:46 AM

[23:38] adb: sex
[23:38] adb: feels good girl
[23:39] super: the fruitman
[23:39] adb: so you're a midget who eats burger king leftovers from 2002
[23:39] adb: thats cool
[23:40] adb: is that pruanetwo
[23:40] adb: forever?
[23:40] adb: LESHIZZLE
[23:40] adb: HAVING SEX
[23:40] adb: yo elim
[23:40] adb: search pruane2 reviews leshizzles ***
[23:40] adb: and post it here
[23:41] adb: for all to hear
[23:41] adb: yes.
[23:41] adb: no
[23:41] adb: q
[23:41] adb: b/c
[23:41] adb: its a freation
[23:42] adb: of creation
[23:42] adb: no
[23:42] adb: way
[23:42] adb: yellow
[23:42] adb: hats
[23:42] adb: eyes
[23:42] adb: rubbing
[23:42] adb: v neck
[23:42] super: so its working ?!?
[23:42] adb: so you're a transexual bus driver
[23:42] adb: turn around
[23:43] adb: and lets see what u got
[23:43] adb: damn
[23:43] super: who u talking at
[23:43] adb: thats a hairy
[23:43] super: i dont drive busses

McP3000 05-01-2010 12:46 AM

im not reading that why did you post it

(*The Noonward Race*) 05-01-2010 12:49 AM

because its very funny to read all of it allll they way

lim 05-01-2010 12:56 AM

is that the new jk rolling bok

adb 05-01-2010 01:01 AM

ur moms a book


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