only think i have to hide from my parents more really my mom my dad knows is my porn

and its stored on my ipod

All those porn.
Dogs and all?

Really.
My pr0n is my fathers.

My p0rn is from the computer.
Oh my.

I hate computer porn.
You get spyware and viruses from it, and it's hard to females to masturbate in a computer chair.

I got pass viruses.
Just google image it.
(It's hard for everybody to masterbate in a computer chair :p)

Harder for us.
Do you have any idea how complicated that little nub of an organ is to please?

Ooh.
Akward.
This is wonderful-
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6173219744108377374&q=justin+king[/url]

I don't know about you guys...

Everytime I come in here theres a similar topic going on, don't you have an instrument you should be playing? :lol:

:p
To late to play drums in my house buddy.
I guess i'll groove on my bass for a while :-\

[QUOTE=Pespi]I hate computer animal photographs.
You get spyware and viruses from it, and it's hard to females to masturbate in a computer chair.[/QUOTE]


not if its the kind i have


i have passes .......
i have ways to get them >_>

<_<

Thats nothin to brag about ^

Infact you should be sad

yeah it is sad but im 15 and not very attracive and succesfully screw up any realationship i get into

and my dads also said hed rather i watch animal photographs than screw random chicks

i wish i had a girlfriend

no im depressed :upset:

Well being 15 I wouldnt worry about that stuff, just keep playing drums.

Good goin Jim you've gone and upset the lad.
:lol:
JK.
Most single guys want a gf man.
(Listen to me.Im fricken 16 :lol:)

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]Well being 15 I wouldnt worry about that stuff, just keep playing drums.[/QUOTE]
i do alot

i feel the same way as thomas lang does when theres other people around i have trouble practicing because that im aware they can hear me and its distracting them which srews me up

ironically i have no trouble jamming with my bands and thier gonna care more about the mistakes i make

i guess its just the fact that i know how loud im being

it sucks that i can jam more often but the guys haveto transport thier **** to my house

thats where we jam (i have a big living room which my parents let me use)

but the guys dont wanna leave thier gear here which i totally understand and am cool with

owell with the two bands once they both get a bit bigger were gonna split the cost of renting out a rehersal studio

but night guys

im offto some newyears shindig hopefully ill get a good buzz off the alchohol i dont feel like getting drunk though

i also realize this is probably one of the longest posts ive made on here :smash:

I wish I could make a long post :upset:

Ah wtf.
I just realized how much soda i've been drinking lately.
It makes me sad.I really need to cut back.
So im drinking a nice cold glass of water right now.
The best part is that it never runs out.

Fricken mountain dew!
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?!?!

Yeah, Mountain Dew seems to be quite addictive. Remember Surge? That stuff was even worse, as it probably contained 5 times the caffeine and sugar.

I miss surge.
I actually find it in stock at stores when im going to the beach or something.But local stores never have it.God I loved that stuff.

HAPPY MOTHER F[I]U[/I]CKING NEW YEAR, BEEEYOTCH.

It's 12 in NY.
Dick Clark keeled over.

Holy ****.
It became the new year without me realizing...
:upset:

Happy new year east coast!

Word up!
It's the TS!
Im your biggest fan.

ny friend is in ad tjpsp
****
HOSPITAL

mn im amdurnk! WHO

my new years is lousy

no one invited me to any parties, so I'm sitting at home all alone while my parents and brother are out

I did go gambling earlier today with my mom though, that was fun, had great chinese food

i am going over to my parents' party though at 11:30 pacific time so I can at least be with SOMEBODY when the clock strikes midnight

man
i told the girl i ****in liek that i loved her so much tonight
and im drunk




fu.ckijn

^
Been there :-\

ohjf cuk man

Yeah.
And don't expect her to get over it.
She had to talk about with me in front of my friends to make it even worse.

oMg!! iM teh bIg n00bZ. I n3Ed dRuGz aNd AlCoH0l tO hAvE fUhn cUz i Am n0t cApAbLE oF dOiNg tHat s0bEr. '

Omg y00 n00bz.

Excellent ^

Thats true too, although you typed it to be funny it is very true. Thats why I hate holidays so much... Nothin but friggin drunks. Id like to line them up in order of height to save bullets. Im sure it go through 3-4 heads :cool:

Happy new year to everyone. Don't get drunk you losers! And think about the other people you affect in your life.

Huh?
I believe only TGP is drunk.
And I believe he is.

A general statement, if your not then :thumb: x2 to you my friend.

No man.
Im as clean as a fishbowel :lol:
I only get drunk on special occasions.
And when I do get drunk im smart enough to stay off the computer :p

Like holidays? You just contradicted yourself!

*Cocks bolt back on rifle* How tall are you?? :lol:

NO!!!!!!
Not like holidays!
Like a get together with FRIENDS!
I spend holidays with family :p
Crazy crazy Jim.

Your lucky my sights are off today... I feel sorry for the guy next to ya though :lol:

DUDE!!!!
TAT WUZ MA JORDISON SIG SNARE D00D!
:p
I know Jim would kill somebody if they said that in person.

[QUOTE=Der Meister]oh dear oh dear oh dear

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1976314898516214440[/url][/QUOTE]

ROFL that video reminds me of my friends fat mom. That girl looks like a miniature version lol.

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]ROFL that video reminds me of my friends fat mom. That girl looks like a miniature version lol.[/QUOTE]

I thought it was a boy :confused: