I feel sorry for the guy with the sledgehammer

Ha ha, swedish chian saw instrctions- Dont atempt to stop the moving chain with hand. :lol:

Great image that


BRRRRRRR [SIZE=3]OW[/SIZE] BRRRRRRR [SIZE=4]OW[/SIZE] BRRRRRRRR [SIZE=5]OW [/SIZE]BRRRRRR [SIZE=6]OW[/SIZE] BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [SIZE=7]GRRWWWWWW[/SIZE] splat*


*chainsaw removing head

I love them dumb warnings, on sleeping tablets it says "warning, may cuase drowsiness(sp)" Im thinking, "no ****, theres supposed to keep you awake."

One of my favourites, at a train station

WARNING: Stepping onto live electric track can cause death. People caught doing so will be prosecuted

Ha ha, on peter kay

*ding dong* "can all passagers please stay behind the yellow line, as you may get sucked off."

Peter - "Wahey, Bring the trian on!!"

:lol:

Thats a good note to leave on, its some late night GTA time now

:wave:

Ok cya...

:wave:

Yeay, last to post tonight/first one today :D

Just got home from work and i had a great evening.

No messed up orders, no spillages and no glasses broken :) apart from one glass but that broke over another so i cant be blamed for dropping it :thumb:

Had a Samies (local fast food restraunt that delivers in both senses of the word) burger with everything on which was lush, and had about five pints after work so i have had a good night :thumb:

hey hey everyone the grohlmaister is here!! and he has lots of rep to give out.

[QUOTE=bobbass4k]hey gur, you have to admit dave mcclain is an awesome drummer though?[/QUOTE]

tru say, he's pretty good.

he's no nicko though :p

yer nicko is pretty dam good.

how did burning inside get banned?

[QUOTE=dave grohl]how did burning inside get banned?[/QUOTE]
good point, haven't a clue

but um...why were you up at 8:44 :eek:?

dude BI was up at 1:07 man!

Yes...but that could be up as in 'hadnt gone to bed yet'

but 8:44???

tis an unspeakable hour!!

oh come on i normally get up around 7:30!

:eek: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[QUOTE=dave grohl]oh come on i normally get up around 7:30![/QUOTE]

yeah saturdays i get up at 7.... realise that its the weekend and go back to sleep

I dont think thats what dave does though :s

why is it so wierd that i get up early.

[QUOTE=dave grohl]why is it so wierd that i get up early.[/QUOTE]

i dont find it weird.... some people are better in the mornings, some in the evenings

just different people for different things

[QUOTE=dave grohl]why is it so wierd that i get up early.[/QUOTE]
I think its just cos I'm [I]really[/I] not a morning person....


saying that I had to get up at 5 for my work experience *as James will be happy to tell you :p* but I was waking up in a [B]really[/B] good mood, that might've been just cos I enjoyed the place though...

uh huh cool then.

*just woke up*

Went to bed at 5.20, was out with friends, putting roadworks signs round cars so they cant get out and on bus stops.

I was up at 8.30 for my paper round...

..then I went back to sleep after, woke up around 15mins ago and no-one was about at home.

Me = Confused.

I think my olds are back now though, I could go and check but I can't be arsed right now.

:eek:

Butler bumped my rep up to 269 points

:naughty:

Phill just sent me an e-mail.

He clicked one of those links that give you instant bannage.

ii have -72 reps :(

i have a pitiful 24 :upset: