It's from this review.

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?albumid=11203[/url]

don't forget his blackwater park review

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=9756[/url]

He has some overblown stuff but is a good writer overall, I hate to pick on the silly few paragraphs he has done as appose to all the good work he has put on the site.

Guys! Check out the review of Marduk - fusty walrus! Me Jesus!


EDIT: Ugh, I like Bennie and all, but using the same opening paragraph in both reviews is just kinda stupid. :-/

He was really stupid. He deleted every last neg vote on his pretty lame Trivium review under the pretense "they all have to be fanboy negs".

The negs were from fanboys though =/

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15551437]oh wow, that's a tongue twister.

did you get my e-mail?[/QUOTE]

i don't actually see an email from you =\

Me chan and eliminator all negged it and he deleted them.

Obviously we are Trivium fanboys.

Ahh i see, well if you negged it then he probably should have left them.

He kind of deleted any neg you asked him to, hah.

[QUOTE=Angmar;15551649]It has pretty much reached the end of being funny tbh, we have all seen it many times, I think now it is best to leave it alone. [B]Unless of course there is someone who has missed it.[/B][/QUOTE]

:wave:

Drama ITT

Looks like you were totally wrong steveo.

[QUOTE=Riva;15551688]Ah okay. I thought it was quite awkward when Kyle first posted it. I just figured it was some retarded pseudo-intellectual review of a Lynch movie. :p[/QUOTE]

No dude I would never write a piece of garbage like that.

I have failed. :upset:

That intro made sense to me. Sure it could come off as pseudo-intellectual but I don't see how it's hilarious or anything.

NP: Gustav Mahler - Symphony no. 2

I didnt understand any of it or how it relates to metal. metal is manly not pretentious.

[QUOTE=Kage;15551810]No dude I would never write a piece of garbage like that.[/QUOTE]

No, I meant you found it on some site, and it was written by some other guy.

[QUOTE=Silenius;15551844]That intro made sense to me. Sure it could come off as pseudo-intellectual but I don't see how it's hilarious or anything.

NP: Gustav Mahler - Symphony no. 2[/QUOTE]

It's just really awkward phrasing. It's so obvious that certain words have been thesaurus'd, and as a result, have partially changed the context or meaning of a sentence.

Guys it's 10PM and I'm home alone and someone just knocked on my window... :(

Probably a friend messing with me tbh.

[quote=Angmar;15552027]Guys it's 10PM and I'm home alone and someone just knocked on my window... :(

Probably a friend messing with me tbh.[/quote]


I would beat thier a[size=2]s[/size]s.

[QUOTE=Angmar;15552027]Guys it's 10PM and I'm home alone and someone just knocked on my window... :(

Probably a friend messing with me tbh.[/QUOTE]

I think you should attach an electric current to the front door, booby trap the windows to throw paint into the face of of anyone who enters them, and then make two forgettable sequels.

Rofl.

Jason, that was priceless.



///needs to develop quicker wit, as thus demonstrated above.

Meh, it happened again, I'm just gonna open the blinds and see what happens.

Or stab niggaz

///waits for incoherant typing from Angmar....


It's usually not good when someone's like "oh f[size=2]u[/size]ck it, I'll just do it and see what happens".

Its always, the likeable yet stupid ones who die first

My girlfriend was supposed to walk home and be here like 3 hours ago. I'm starting to get worried; there's a rapist running around and there's been shootings like every night for the past week....

[QUOTE=Invicta_Veritas;15552072][B]///waits for incoherant typing from Angmar....[/B]


It's usually not good when someone's like "oh f[size=2]u[/size]ck it, I'll just do it and see what happens".[/QUOTE]

What? My typing isn't that bad... Nothing has happened yet, I don't feel like actually going outside so meh.

I was referring to the incoherant "hhheelpd me i justt gotz stabbedf in teh throat att me window" that was bound to ensue.



Guys, at what point should I call the cops and report her missing?

He means you'll be typing incoherently when you're bleeding from your orifice's orifices.

To be honest, you should call the cops as soon as you are worried. The old "wait 24-hours" rule is bull. The police are there to help you out.

have you tried to ring her?

shes probably just cheating on you. nothing to worry about

Yeah seriously. Nothing really bad could happen if you call the cops, you don't wanna risk anything bad happening.

You're right. I'm just hesitant because the cops here are corrupt as f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]ck and a lot of people around here have said they are the most unhelpful, slow responding idiots on the planet.

That, and just watch, I'll call the cops and she'll show up, albeit 3-4 hours late.

I can't call her; I'm the only one with a cellphone and don't know where she is now.

Maybe try driving the route from your house to where she was meant to be.

I don't have any gas left until I get some money tomorrow morning.


I'll wait for like another hour or so and then I'll call.





I could just open the blinds and "see what happens".

[QUOTE=Invicta_Veritas;15552136] I could just open the blinds and "see what happens".[/QUOTE]

Well what would you suggest I do if someone is randomly knocking on my window!?!? :mad:

Point and shoot.

I'd suggest playing gay por[font=verdana]n[/font] on your computer REALLY loud. Loud enough to make anyone in earshot very uncomfortable.

I like my suggestion better.

Heh, nothing has happened yet, I'm not gonna go to sleep for a bit though.