[QUOTE=Moses]You should.

[Brak]
"One time I hired a monkey
To take notes for me in class
I would just sit there
With my mind a complete blank
While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper
At the end of the week, the teacher said,
"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said,
"Hello, my name is Bingo.
I like to climb on things.
Can I have a banana?
Eek-Eek!"
I got an F
When I told my mom about it,
She said, "I told you, never
Trus a monkey!"
The end"

Remember, this is all in Brak's voice so it's like a million times funnier.[/QUOTE]
Brak is hilarious especially on cartoon planet.

[QUOTE=Eggo]hey permanent i heard you got owned

a little thread title birdie told me

d-tales?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11337874&postcount=13937[/url]

Jason just doesn't like me :(

Moses: oic. Probably better in audio/video form. :-\ Though I prefer FG/Aqua Teen.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]
Moses: oic. Probably better in audio/video form. :-\ Though I prefer FG/Aqua Teen.[/QUOTE]
It's a much different kind of sense of humor I'm afraid.

[QUOTE=Moses]It's a much different kind of sense of humor I'm afraid.[/QUOTE]
Yeah...I have a bad sense of humor. Oh well :(

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?p=5118[/url]

Somebody check out my latest review. It's not the greatest, but the album is, let me know what you think.

[quote=Moses]Progressive grind. In the computer crash I lost everything I had by them.

Has anyone heard Marilyn Manson's Spooky Kid's? It's a hell of alot better than MM's stuff.[/quote]
I'm interested now. I love most of Manson's stuff, so this sounds like an album on my "to get" list...

If anyone wants to upload... [EMAIL="leukeh@gmail.com"]leukeh@gmail.com[/EMAIL] :thumb:

[quote=CocaineAndCrucifixes][url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?p=5118[/url]

Somebody check out my latest review. It's not the greatest, but the album is, let me know what you think.[/quote]

I did a review for John 5's "Songs For Sanity" which was there for a few days... and then dissapeared. I was under the impression that if the mods didn't like it (it was my first review) they would let you know why. Apparently not.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Yeah...I have a bad sense of humor. Oh well :([/QUOTE]
It is much funnier though in audio form.
[QUOTE=Leukeh]I'm interested now. I love most of Manson's stuff, so this sounds like an album on my "to get" list...

If anyone wants to upload... [email]leukeh@gmail.com[/email] :thumb:[/QUOTE]
I'll do it. I used to listen to it on occasion and this recent time it just clicked.

Anyway, it should be up tonight or, if not, in the morning.

Have any of you guys heard Head Control System?

[quote=Moses]It is much funnier though in audio form.

I'll do it. I used to listen to it on occasion and this recent time it just clicked.

Anyway, it should be up tonight or, if not, in the morning.[/quote]

Awesome :thumb: thanks heaps.

It's fine, the album is really hard to find. In it's re-printing it was only issued to underground record stores.

[QUOTE=Leukeh]I did a review for John 5's "Songs For Sanity" which was there for a few days... and then dissapeared. I was under the impression that if the mods didn't like it (it was my first review) they would let you know why. Apparently not.[/QUOTE]
There was a massive crash in the servers a bunch of reviews were lost. Only some were able to be restored. Hopefully you saved a copy elsewhere.

I need to start reviewing ****tier albums, haha.

I'm reading this retardedly funny site: [url]http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com[/url]

This one actually made me laugh out loud:
"Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them."

Welcome to last month!

Ha, nah I'm kidding, sort of. Did you know Chuck actually found out about the facts?

[quote=CHUCK NORRIS!]IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris[/quote]

[url]http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx[/url]

:upset: Ahh dammit I should've gone with my first instinct, which was to keep it to myself because I might look like a jack-as[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE].

That's pretty funny that he found out about them though haha.

[QUOTE=leppermessiah]:upset: Ahh dammit I should've gone with my first instinct, which was to keep it to myself because I might look like a jack-as[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE].

That's pretty funny that he found out about them though haha.[/QUOTE]
Nah man, I was glad to look at them again actually. There's also some Mr.T and Vin Diesel ones kicking around too.

Vin Diesel..blah!

Mr. T is incredible though.

The Vin Diesel ones are just copies of the Chuck Norris ones.

Kurt Russel > Boonie > Harrison Ford > Arnie > Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel.

Kurt Russel is lame...kinda like Jason <_<

Though to be totally honest I've never seen the quips about anyone on that list bar CN and VD.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Kurt Russel is lame...kinda like Jason <_<

Though to be totally honest I've never seen the quips about anyone on that list bar CN and VD.[/QUOTE]

There aren't any. I'm just naming Manly Macho Men.

And you obviously haven't seen Big Trouble in Little China, Vince.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]The Vin Diesel ones are just copies of the Chuck Norris ones.
[/QUOTE]
They actually came out first.

What about JCVD??

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]There aren't any. I'm just naming Manly Macho Men.

And you obviously haven't seen Big Trouble in Little China, Vince.[/QUOTE]
Kurt Russel is a pansy though?

I don't need to..Stargate. Enough said. :p

[QUOTE=leppermessiah]What about JCVD??[/QUOTE]

He's too busy beating up castmates to be included.

Besides, Steven Segal is cooler than anyone.

Who is JCVD? :-\

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Who is JCVD? :-\[/QUOTE]
[SIZE="5"]THE VAN-DAMINATOR!
[/SIZE]
Jean Claude Van Damme (sp?)

oic

You know, to be honest I don't think I've ever seen a movie with him in it actually.

But if we're on those kinda guys...how about Awnold and Sylvester?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]oic

You know, to be honest I don't think I've ever seen a movie with him in it actually.

[B]NOT EVEN STREET FIGHTER?[/B]

But if we're on those kinda guys...how about Awnold and Sylvester?

[B]They sort of moved onto semi-respectable acting careers though.[/B][/QUOTE]
SEE QUOTE!

Go out and watch "No Retreat No Surrender" and just TRY to tell me that JCVD is not, undeniably, THE BALLS.

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]SEE QUOTE![/QUOTE]
I've never seen Street Fighter :-\ I used to play it all the time as a kid. Man that was a good game.

So was Mortal Kombat.

Psh, semi-respectable. Arnold became Governor :p

But I have no tv :-\