[QUOTE=Slug]I like that song he does "If Your Mother Only Knew" or something like that.[/QUOTE]

Yes, that's the one I'm mainly talking about. I'll try and upload my bootleggy live version of it, if my 56K will allow me.

My postcount says 1337.

And now it doesn't anymore.

Holy hell, it worked.

[url]http://s22.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=250KL4JCD3FVZ09THTASITXCE4[/url]

I would say your excitement over a 1337 postcount is sad or something, but I know I'll be doing the same in 300 or so posts.

I'm getting an IV in my arm tommorw for my wisdom teeth parting farewell

Me will become Disoriented Nap Man all of Friday, I'm kinda excited.

My girlfriend just got that done, and I did it a couple summers ago. Fear not, my man. You are given a bottle of Vicodin.

My sister had that done last summer. Looked like fun.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Holy hell, it worked.

[url]http://s22.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=250KL4JCD3FVZ09THTASITXCE4[/url]

I would say your excitement over a 1337 postcount is sad or something, but I know I'll be doing the same in 300 or so posts.[/QUOTE]

I was walking through a parking lot the other day and saw a space numbered 1337.

I started laughing....to no-one in particular :upset:

np: Beck - Devil's Haircut

My sister said "pwned" the other day and I cracked up.

How did she pronounce it?

Pooned. Which made me laugh harder.

[QUOTE=Slug]Pooned. Which made me laugh harder.[/QUOTE]

Oh kids and the internet these days. It's the friend they've never had.

I once mistakenly said "123" in agreeance with someone. I cried a little on the inside.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Oh kids and the internet these days. It's the friend they've never had.[/QUOTE]

You seem like a good babysitter.

[QUOTE=DogInTheSand]I once mistakenly said "123" in agreeance with someone. I cried a little on the inside.[/QUOTE]
I did that once too. :upset:

[QUOTE=Happymeal]You seem like a good babysitter.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's what us Moderators do. Now drink your milk and take your nap.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Yeah, that's what us Moderators do. Now drink your milk and take your nap.[/QUOTE]

No fair, you put all the candybars on top of the fridge. I want a Twix >:-(

[QUOTE=Happymeal]No fair, you put all the candybars on top of the fridge. I want a Twix >:-([/QUOTE]

You can pretend you're eatting one in your sleep while you dream.

Yes, yes I guess that'll do fine.

:thumbsuck:

/soils diaper
/laughs maniacally

[QUOTE=Slug]/soils diaper
/laughs maniacally[/QUOTE]

Oh now you're getting the belt for that!

Throw bleach in his face!

/kicks shins

/scampers off into the darkness

/fingerpaints

[QUOTE=Happymeal]No fair, you put all the candybars on top of the fridge. I want a Twix >:-([/QUOTE]
I babysat once.

I played video games with them and let them eat all the candy they wanted. Then when they were in bed I watched the Playboy channel on their bigscreen TV... I was never asked to babysit for them again. :(

haha

Babysitting's a lot like playing golf. I wouldn't know, though. I've never done either.

[QUOTE=Iai]I did that once too. :upset:[/QUOTE]

123

[quote=Robert Crumb]Babysitting's a lot like playing golf. I wouldn't know, though. I've never done either.[/quote]
Yeah, I can see the similarities. They're both frustrating and annoying as hell, but then every now and then you get a good shot in, making it seem worthwhile.

Have you been punching children again?