one of my exes, Katy, always talks about how I'm her favorite ex and how funny I am and that she really used to love me. so i'm always like "well do you want to have sex?" but she has a bf :(

i was hanging out w/ dis 1 girl i dated a few days ago and she poured me a hueg glass of vodka and then went and changed into mad tiny shorts and started talking about sexual situations and turned what was "our song"

i abstained because im a bitch

katy is a christian and really conservative. i can't believe i ever dated her in the first place.

wasn't very punx of me

and mappy, why didn't you fuck her dawg

watwasursong

a cute widdle emo song uve never heard
[QUOTE=blockhead;18455009]and mappy, why didn't you fuck her dawg[/QUOTE]
cause idk she's always high strung and we're really close friends so that would end up weird

and mostly cause i'm a bitch and always second guess myself

lol literally the only thing i had in common with katy was that we both liked the beatles.

which is probably the most likely common interest ever

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18455022]a cute widdle emo song uve never heard

cause idk she's always high strung and we're really close friends so that would end up weird

and mostly cause i'm a bitch and always second guess myself[/QUOTE]

smh mappy

samuel martin hooper

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18455032]smh mappy[/QUOTE]

this is why i've only ever sexed one wimmin

i'm a total bitch and i don't want to hurt peoples feelings and have an unrealistic fear of rejection

but idk i know this girl really really well and she's on the rebound and i know she does shit she regrets when she's drunk

I think this is the girl you've talked about before the slightly mental one. In which case fair enough.

she's more emotionally unbalanced than mentally i guess

but yeah she's gone completely mad on me before :/

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18455044]this is why i've only ever sexed one wimmin

i'm a total bitch and i don't want to hurt peoples feelings and have an unrealistic fear of rejection

but idk i know this girl really really well and she's on the rebound and i know she does shit she regrets when she's drunk[/QUOTE]

i always thought you, mitch and steve had slept with more girls than me. i've had sex with 3 girls and i thought that was low for my age and most of you guys would be higher.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18455044]this is why i've only ever sexed one wimmin

i'm a total bitch and i don't want to hurt peoples feelings and have an unrealistic fear of rejection

but idk i know this girl really really well and she's on the rebound and i know she does shit she regrets when she's drunk[/QUOTE]

mappy

i know how u feel dog

How old are you sam ?

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18455055]mappy

i know how u feel dog[/QUOTE]

hopeless bromantics!

@sam: sometimes i don't even realize when girls are into me, i'm total fail haha

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18455062]How old are you sam ?[/QUOTE]

21, 22 in october.

I didn't get laid until I was almost twenty. Had a one night stand with a waitress. Then two weeks later I slept with Nicky and we dated for 3 months. Then while we were on a break I had sex with this girl Rachel. Got back with Nicky for another year after that. Last person I had sex with was Nicky the last time I was in SC.

i always go to the daycre and tell them i have a boner and they make me leaf

Round the same age as me then, well mitch is the same age as you and mappz and steve are a few months older.

I've never really done relationships and only a 1/3 of the girls I've bedded were attractive. Kinda done with it though, wouldn't mind a gf right now.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18455068]hopeless bromantics!

[B]@sam: sometimes i don't even realize when girls are into me, i'm total fail haha[/B][/QUOTE]

this has been my issue for so fucking long. so many missed opportunities. fuck.

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18455082]Round the same age as me then, well mitch is the same age as you and mappz and steve are a few months older.

I've never really done relationships and only a 1/3 of the girls I've bedded were attractive. Kinda done with it though, wouldn't mind a gf right now.[/QUOTE]

I've had two real girlfriends. Katy was my first in sophomore year of hs and we never had sex even though I really wanted to because she is a really big christian. Very unfulfilling relationship. Nicky was my other relationship and that was really serious, like being in love with each other and stuff. To be honest I'm still completely in love with her and have little to no interest in most other girls.

mom looks like adude

Rachel:

Had sex with her like 6 times when Nicky and I were broken up. Told nicky I wanted to go on a break for a weekend to fuck rachel. Then I told nicky I wanted to stay broken up and she found out I fucked rachel and got all mad. It was worth it lol. Rachel could not give head for her life but she was good at moving in rhythmn with me while we fucked. Probably the best sex I have ever had. She was 17 then, 18 now.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aC9ke.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YrM69.jpg[/IMG]




I guess since I said it would be in order, Nicky would be again after this. I broke things off with Rachel and got back together with Nicky and now rachel won't speak to me lol. It's too bad cause now that Nicky and I are broken up I would like to be fucking rachel and I probably could be had I not fucked things up. :angry:

that nicky bitch is hella fine

3d girls just threw up a litl bit

Last two are fit dude, well done.

First one is at least decent too man, should see some of the beasts I've fucked man lmao.

not gonna look at the pics just tell me flat out who got the tig ol bitties

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18455132]that nicky bitch is hella fine[/QUOTE]

haha thanks dude. she was a great girlfriend too man. girl would let me nut inside her (she was on birth control) and would give me blowjobs while I played videogames. Really sweet girl.

She's changed though man. Now she's a lot bitchier and always nags me about needing to quit opiates and go to counseling.

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18455137]Last two are fit dude, well done.

First one is at least decent too man, should see some of the beasts I've fucked man lmao.[/QUOTE]

thanks man. yeah i'm not really too proud of jennifer but i was a horny virgin. i mean you would have fucked her too right?

I think rachel is easily the hottest, but Nicky I cared about the most by far.

[QUOTE=blockhead;18455145]) and would give me blowjobs while I played videogames. [/QUOTE]

wtf u gave up the life of a king

Yeah I definitely would've man hahaha.

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18455151]wtf u gave up the life of a king[/QUOTE]
Well the thing is she's a girl I met in high school and I went to high school in south carolina. We made the long distance thing work for over a year. She came and lived with me over the summer and those were the best months of my life. We broke up when she went back to SC for college because the distance was just too hard, especially after spending every day together. I still have sex with her when I visit SC and we still care about each other, but things just didn't work out. We don't have a lot in common and have different values and opinions which caused a lot of friction. I still love her though. :'(

I would say as far as looks go:

Jennifer 6.5/10
Nicky 8.5/10
Rachel 9/10

Other people should posts pics of the girls they've fucked. Would be interesting.