hahaha, did you beat off?

Hell nah dude, I covered my ears.

I love roommates who leave your apartment you spent four hours cleaning an absolute shithole and they always have sex in their bedroom really loud and he and his girlfriend are ugly as sin but they are still really loud and as such, you are embarrased/afraid to invite over friends because **** your roommate.

My friend tried that and I legit beated it.

I've heard my ****ing sister having sex before, man. That is the most emotional scarring I've ever had.

My friend (one i just mentioned) saw his 60+ year old mom giving head to his dad :|||||

Hahahaa, ok, that's worse.

ugh...bad mental pictures

i used to live directly under my roomate's and i could hear him beating off. I told him once in front of all these girls and he was cut

It's not like it's a surprise that someone masturbates.

How the **** can you hear someone beating off? Headphones = zero noise.

[QUOTE=Joe McCarthy;15462699]I love roommates who leave your apartment you spent four hours cleaning an absolute shithole and they always have sex in their bedroom really loud and he and his girlfriend are ugly as sin but they are still really loud and as such, you are embarrased/afraid to invite over friends because **** your roommate.[/QUOTE]

sometimes murder is ok.

What a sick, sick world we all live in.

Well, I tend to refer to life as in "live" because well... it is LIVE after all.

Like.

PRESENT. REAL. FORREAL.

Nevertheless, I don't know what I prefer: Large boobs and short girl or tall girl and pretty a‪ss.

sex is awesome, just some people are inconsiderate about it.

short girl with nice boobs and *** for me. I had it once too... but she moved.. :(

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15462759]Well, I tend to refer to life as in "live" because well... it is LIVE after all.

Like.

PRESENT. REAL. FORREAL.

Nevertheless, I don't know what I prefer: Large boobs and short girl or tall girl and pretty a‪ss.[/QUOTE]

I prefer a shorty with decent ones

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15462759]
Nevertheless, I don't know what I prefer: Large boobs and short girl or tall girl and pretty a‪ss.[/QUOTE]

I think the later.

I'd post pics but then again I'm shy about it.

[I]shy[/I]

Big bubbly butt + above average but not saggy boobs + curves + short than me = ohmy****

Well they make no attempt to be discrete about it, and he got pissed off at me when I told him to quit messing around on the couch in the living room (my parents, coincidentally own our unit and he rents from us). He's just a generally inconsiderate person.

And tall and skinny brunette for me is ideal/the person with whom I'm having a long, drawn out ordeal at the moment.

Of the girl?

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15462785]Big bubbly butt + above average but not saggy boobs + curves + short than me =ohmy****[/QUOTE]

That is perfect.

I like skinny girls.

Yes, of course.

Well. The girls. :(

I should stop obsessing over females.

[QUOTE=Angmar;15462791]That is perfect.[/QUOTE]

:chug:

Skinny girls suck. I don't even care if she's a little tubby, it's better than bones.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15462798]I like skinny girls.[/QUOTE]

Girls need some meat on their bones so they can have good butt/boobs though :-/ Besides thin=gross

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The girl to my right is what I had, but I lost to some fat frat boy.

Yeah chubbier is cooler.

the one with the cute boobs

^_^

Im not a huge fan of ghetto booty