my puppy is sleeping on my gfs butt

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your puppy is close to some poopy

:W

[QUOTE=illmitch;17628137]my kitten is nibbling on my ear :3[/QUOTE]

unhinge your jaw and devour it whole

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im eating pierogies drenched in marinara sauce i never thought id ever see this combo in my life and i cant tell if im enjoying it or if it makes me want to vomit

gonna shower then watch the fights

bye bye mx

why do you need to shower before watching naked men rassle each other

going to be cuddling up with someone

im pretty gross at the moment

[QUOTE=Anthracks;17628190]im eating pierogies drenched in marinara sauce i never thought id ever see this combo in my life and i cant tell if im enjoying it or if it makes me want to vomit[/QUOTE]

ketchup is much better on pierogies brah

pierogies of the great apocalypse

[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17628200]ketchup is much better on pierogies brah[/QUOTE]

it was a microwaveable thingy =\

gross

i only eat my momma's pierogies

**** off distant relatives for mass producing imitation pierogies (mrs. t's)

never been this bored

i almost like it

i dont even know what a pierogie is

sounds scientific or cosmic

you've never lived dude

its basically pasta with potatoes and other filling in it

i really like der potato and sour kraut ones my momma makes

my family makes them but i stopped eating them since my grandpa became senile because he never showers or anything and makes them barehanded

and mrs. t's was the company for the marinara abomination

never heard of it either

im not eating it if it isnt american

If it ain't Americun it can GET OUT

eat american or die

Why would I evar wanna eat some chinese thai korean crap when I got good ol hamburger n fries?

german stuff is elite

there is nothing to eat in my lair

German food is elite ya.

i order my chinese food with extra inauthenticity because it represents the aryan assualt on the weak mongolian race

haha

damn you mongorians!

So I just took a hit of acid.

csb

Improper usage, Steven.

nah

Yes.

prove it

mappy broke teh edgeXX

**** here comes thirty straight edge jokes

[CENTER][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"][CENTER]☭I'm a person just like you☭
☭But I've got better things to do☭
☭Than sit around and **** my head☭
☭Hang out with the living dead☭
☭Snort white **** up my nose☭
☭Pass out at the shows☭
☭I don't even think about speed☭
☭That's something I just don't need☭

☭I've got the straight edge☭[/CENTER][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER]